MJ
@brayfordbird.bsky.social
Basically just Pam from 'Gavin and Stacey' if she was from the north. Big fan of Eurovision, F1 and live music. Yapper of all things Eurovision with Phoenix ESC. Sad girl bangers hate to see me coming.
I forgot my brother coming home for Christmas meant he would be running dinner like the navy. He's made us jump on a call that started with 'I've indulged a lot of shit over the years'
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I forgot my brother coming home for Christmas meant he would be running dinner like the navy. He's made us jump on a call that started with 'I've indulged a lot of shit over the years'
Was feeling a bit blue about Christmas this year but now my brother in Hong Kong is flying over to spend it with us. Just grabbed a coffee in town while waiting for the bus, bumped into a colleague and had a chat and now I'm feeling -dare I say - kinda festive???
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Was feeling a bit blue about Christmas this year but now my brother in Hong Kong is flying over to spend it with us. Just grabbed a coffee in town while waiting for the bus, bumped into a colleague and had a chat and now I'm feeling -dare I say - kinda festive???
Unfortunately years of intense healing and therapy was all undone today.
Husband ordered us breakfast burritos and when the woman said 'Enjoy your food!' I replied 'You too!'
Husband ordered us breakfast burritos and when the woman said 'Enjoy your food!' I replied 'You too!'
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Unfortunately years of intense healing and therapy was all undone today.
Husband ordered us breakfast burritos and when the woman said 'Enjoy your food!' I replied 'You too!'
Husband ordered us breakfast burritos and when the woman said 'Enjoy your food!' I replied 'You too!'
Now the nights are getting darker I need Phoebe Bridgers to get her ass in the studio and record the most emotionally crippling album I've ever heard
October 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Now the nights are getting darker I need Phoebe Bridgers to get her ass in the studio and record the most emotionally crippling album I've ever heard
Me when someone else has a mental health relapse: Aww babe healing isn't linear 🥰 you're doing great sweetie 😘 I love you ❤️
Me when I have a mental health relapse: You are a huge loser and you deserve jail.
Me when I have a mental health relapse: You are a huge loser and you deserve jail.
October 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Me when someone else has a mental health relapse: Aww babe healing isn't linear 🥰 you're doing great sweetie 😘 I love you ❤️
Me when I have a mental health relapse: You are a huge loser and you deserve jail.
Me when I have a mental health relapse: You are a huge loser and you deserve jail.
This has absolutely killed me
October 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This has absolutely killed me
DOLCE HERA IS BACK! THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!
🇲🇪 RTCG have announced the artists and titles of the 15 entries participating in Montesong 2025 on their breakfast show Dobro jutro Crna Goro.
The lineup includes #Eurovision 2009 representative Andrea Demirović, Montesong 2024 third-placer Baryak and fan favourite Dolce Hera.
The lineup includes #Eurovision 2009 representative Andrea Demirović, Montesong 2024 third-placer Baryak and fan favourite Dolce Hera.
October 14, 2025 at 7:50 AM
DOLCE HERA IS BACK! THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!
Another wanky indulgent post but this weekend I treated myself to a solo gig and the final song was one which essentially saved my life.
October 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Another wanky indulgent post but this weekend I treated myself to a solo gig and the final song was one which essentially saved my life.
One thing I love about a solo gig is it doesn't matter what I do as long as I get somewhere I can see. Need a pee? A pint? No bother pal! Just don't stand behind a giant!
October 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
One thing I love about a solo gig is it doesn't matter what I do as long as I get somewhere I can see. Need a pee? A pint? No bother pal! Just don't stand behind a giant!
Forgot to get a lil plastic fork for my meal deal on the train so I ended up scooping up my pasta salad with a bag of crisps. We stan a resourceful queen...
October 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Forgot to get a lil plastic fork for my meal deal on the train so I ended up scooping up my pasta salad with a bag of crisps. We stan a resourceful queen...
Had what my instructor described as my best driving lesson yet so gonna be riding that high for the rest of the week
October 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Had what my instructor described as my best driving lesson yet so gonna be riding that high for the rest of the week
Just need to get through 5 days at work and then it's seeing friends, family and crying to Ethel Cain this weekend
October 6, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Just need to get through 5 days at work and then it's seeing friends, family and crying to Ethel Cain this weekend
Was dicking about trying to set up car play in my pap pap. Knew it was working when drone music started blaring out the speakers and my husband looked terrified
October 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Was dicking about trying to set up car play in my pap pap. Knew it was working when drone music started blaring out the speakers and my husband looked terrified
An absolutely brilliant video which dives into the history of Intervision and its current corruption.
If you watch anything today, watch this: your timely reminder that it's not just a silly song contest to live tweet but something far more sinister.
youtu.be/CO7KJC0bs9w?...
If you watch anything today, watch this: your timely reminder that it's not just a silly song contest to live tweet but something far more sinister.
youtu.be/CO7KJC0bs9w?...
Everything Wrong With Intervision
YouTube video by Gottem
youtu.be
September 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
An absolutely brilliant video which dives into the history of Intervision and its current corruption.
If you watch anything today, watch this: your timely reminder that it's not just a silly song contest to live tweet but something far more sinister.
youtu.be/CO7KJC0bs9w?...
If you watch anything today, watch this: your timely reminder that it's not just a silly song contest to live tweet but something far more sinister.
youtu.be/CO7KJC0bs9w?...
Theory? Passed it mate!
September 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Theory? Passed it mate!
Indulge me being self-reflective and wanky for a bit but today I got home from work and had a little dance and sing around the kitchen while I made dinner. It struck me all of a sudden that I'm happy again after a real slump a few months ago. That's great but more importantly it's reminded me of
September 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Indulge me being self-reflective and wanky for a bit but today I got home from work and had a little dance and sing around the kitchen while I made dinner. It struck me all of a sudden that I'm happy again after a real slump a few months ago. That's great but more importantly it's reminded me of
The best thing about packing way too many tattoo snacks is getting to eat said tattoo snacks later
September 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The best thing about packing way too many tattoo snacks is getting to eat said tattoo snacks later
Got a lil moth today!
September 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Got a lil moth today!
Truly one of the best videos on the situation I have ever seen.
While I have hope they will be removed, if not I believe the best solution is to let them win and let the contest burn. Maybe then the EBU will sit with the consequences of their inaction.
youtu.be/THgn1w7Lzvo?...
While I have hope they will be removed, if not I believe the best solution is to let them win and let the contest burn. Maybe then the EBU will sit with the consequences of their inaction.
youtu.be/THgn1w7Lzvo?...
Eurovision is Dying... It Can Only Blame Itself.
YouTube video by Stuart MacLean
youtu.be
September 21, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Truly one of the best videos on the situation I have ever seen.
While I have hope they will be removed, if not I believe the best solution is to let them win and let the contest burn. Maybe then the EBU will sit with the consequences of their inaction.
youtu.be/THgn1w7Lzvo?...
While I have hope they will be removed, if not I believe the best solution is to let them win and let the contest burn. Maybe then the EBU will sit with the consequences of their inaction.
youtu.be/THgn1w7Lzvo?...
Joke a kid at work told me today:
"What do you call a magician who can't do magic? Ian!"
"What do you call a magician who can't do magic? Ian!"
September 17, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Joke a kid at work told me today:
"What do you call a magician who can't do magic? Ian!"
"What do you call a magician who can't do magic? Ian!"
Been at my work long enough (6 years) that regular staff now greet me by hugging me which on the one hand is nice but on the other hand really throws into light what an awkward hugger I am unless we're very close.
September 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Been at my work long enough (6 years) that regular staff now greet me by hugging me which on the one hand is nice but on the other hand really throws into light what an awkward hugger I am unless we're very close.
Maybe the real emergency was the friends we made along the way...
September 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Maybe the real emergency was the friends we made along the way...
Turns out I just needed to do my hair and makeup and gossip with my friend
September 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Turns out I just needed to do my hair and makeup and gossip with my friend
Reposted by MJ
Happy #Eurovision New Year! 🎉
Any song released from today onwards will be eligible for the 2026 contest❤️🔥
Everyone at Phoenix would like to thank you all for your support in the last 3 years, and we look forward to keeping you updated on all things #ESC2026! 🐦🔥
Any song released from today onwards will be eligible for the 2026 contest❤️🔥
Everyone at Phoenix would like to thank you all for your support in the last 3 years, and we look forward to keeping you updated on all things #ESC2026! 🐦🔥
August 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Happy #Eurovision New Year! 🎉
Any song released from today onwards will be eligible for the 2026 contest❤️🔥
Everyone at Phoenix would like to thank you all for your support in the last 3 years, and we look forward to keeping you updated on all things #ESC2026! 🐦🔥
Any song released from today onwards will be eligible for the 2026 contest❤️🔥
Everyone at Phoenix would like to thank you all for your support in the last 3 years, and we look forward to keeping you updated on all things #ESC2026! 🐦🔥
In honour of Eurovision going back to Vienna and being a pub widow I'm going to rewatch Eurovision 2015
August 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
In honour of Eurovision going back to Vienna and being a pub widow I'm going to rewatch Eurovision 2015