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MJ
@brayfordbird.bsky.social
Basically just Pam from 'Gavin and Stacey' if she was from the north. Big fan of Eurovision, F1 and live music. Yapper of all things Eurovision with Phoenix ESC. Sad girl bangers hate to see me coming.
Unfortunately years of intense healing and therapy was all undone today.

Husband ordered us breakfast burritos and when the woman said 'Enjoy your food!' I replied 'You too!'
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
This has absolutely killed me
October 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Theory? Passed it mate!
September 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Got a lil moth today!
September 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Turns out I just needed to do my hair and makeup and gossip with my friend
September 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UUUUPPP?!
August 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Oh hey!
August 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Crying in public after saying goodbye to my brother is never fun but Hong Kong was an absolute blast. Next stop, Sydney!
August 8, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Hong Kong skylines are 👌
August 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hong Kong hotel views
August 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
How I imagine Kasabian were waiting to go onstage at this festival I'm at while England v Spain went to penalties
July 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Tramlines Day 1!
July 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Today was horrendous and then to top it off Google sent me a photo montage of my dead cat with the caption 'Feline Good'

If you didn't laugh you'd cry ig
June 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The higher the hair the closer to God
June 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The rollers were on my side today
June 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
When someone asks what my type is, it's my beardy tatted weightlifter husband dancing to CMAT.

It's also his birthday today so happy birthday @tombrayford.bsky.social
June 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Fresh do!
June 7, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Don't know whether to be proud or embarrassed
June 5, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Didn't need to hear Ethel Cain singing 'To love me is to suffer me' so early in the morning actually
June 4, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Not a bad view for working this weekend 😊
May 31, 2025 at 8:36 AM
If this weekend couldn't have been even more of a headfuck, why has my long black coffee been served to me in a pint glass?
May 18, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Europa, heute wir kommen!
May 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
When you have a jury final to live tweet but also a Euroclub to get ready for so you're representing @thephoenixesc.bsky.social in heatless curlers
May 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Actual photo of me rooting for Katarsis tonight
May 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Me reading the description of Albania's first rehearsal #Eurovision
May 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM