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braxxie.bsky.social
Kelp G
@braxxie.bsky.social
A creature. A wretch. A post-structuralist.
oh to be officially recognized by the authority of bread clip collection and taxonomy. 😌
Many images have been sent to HORG depicting this and similar species from many locales, tantalizing our staff taxonomists with tales of sturdy-lobed haplognathids. This one is the first to be so formally identified; Validolobus teleplanktos. Collected from migratory hoard of occlupanids.
February 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
of course, there may be no reason to worry about trumps exec actions impacting grad admissions when I just might lose my hrt, passport, god knows what else. I wanted to only worry about the normal things but it seems the horrible worry of our country's politics has caught up to me.
January 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I'm becoming really concerned that Trumps actions are impacting funding for graduate students, hurting my chances of being accepted into the programs I applied to. This would explain why at least one program is late in getting back to people. (among all the other horrible things he's doing, I know)
January 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
grad cafe is down again but before it went dark it stopped showing all admissions results for my program save one from F2020. How am I supposed to freak out the correct way when now I have to freak out this other way? I want more information to stress over, not less.
January 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
little by slow people are following my bread clip account lol. makes my day
January 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
suddenly my fb feed is flooded with obviously ai pictures of cartoonish gay couples from bizarrely named pages. I'm sure this is facebook rolling out it's ai content feature. they've identified me as one of them queers and think this will, what, keep me engaged with the platform? ai was a mistake
January 25, 2025 at 10:36 AM
it's so nice when I have a chance to make it down into town on a day off. going in to town on a work day is whatever, but on days off I can go to a coffee shop, stop at a restaurant, etc. today is the first day I've had sushi since moving to CA a year ago. Living on a farm is great, just isolating
January 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
very excited to welcome a new (old) #queer record to my #vinyl collection. I found this while researching lesbian songs for a history of sapphic music mixtape I'm making, and fell in love with it. Check out The Queer Song for a taste of the album!
January 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
PhD please
so let me get this straight. you either get the autism where you have basically have a phd in something sick like trains, or you get the kind that makes you a nazi? high stakes, high reward type situation
January 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
how could anyone possibly justify using Twitter at this point. genuinely why. (I know I'm preaching to the choir)
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January 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
January 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I just want to (snobbishly) point out that the Braxton county website spells Braxxie with two Xs. And if anyone gets to decide how it's spelled it's the fine people of Braxton County, WV.
January 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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check in on your therapists, they’re not okay 💔
January 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
how much old media do I have to brush up on before I really get what Sontag is talking about?? how many paintings, how many plays, movies, books? Who has the time to understand queer theory, really?
January 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
loud as fuck finance bro making it impossible to read Susan Sontag's Notes on Camp in my favorite coffee shop in peace is criminal. "technically it's not racism if..." what?
January 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I really have my head in the sand with everything trump is up to trans related. I know I should be watching it like a hawk but I just can't take it.
January 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
grad cafe is down and I'm not freaking out because this is historically the week MSU gets back to people for my program you're freaking out.
January 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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What are they even collecting our data for. Are there rare data. Are there data shinies
January 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Still thinking about this sign spotted at the @inkandswitch.com get-together:
January 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
also check out my occlupanid account at @kelps-panids.bsky.social
January 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I need to doomscroll somewhere, and here is better than anywhere meta.
January 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter
January 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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where all the tiktok refugee starter packs at
January 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM