If you truly hated the halftime show I don’t feel safe around you

Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.

Not enough people have a problem with that stupid He Gets Us commercial using Personal Jesus by Johnny Cash like I do

Jimmy Carter's life was bookended by the publication of The Great Gatsby and the rap battle between Drake and Kendrick, and I think that's beautiful.

Locked in for Sonic 3 tonight

What is the correlation between the worst white women you know and working in healthcare

Wisdom tooth surgery today wish me luck yall

If we going to have smart TVs, can we at least have keyboards and mice for them? Do I have to type everything in through a slow janky arrow button interface for the rest of my life like an idiot?

Sick as fuck at home today posing like this

Bitches talking about the economy bad while buying a $200 decanter bitch go wine somewhere else

I’m back bitches