Brant in Real Life
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Casual reminder that not a single career has ever been made at a holiday party, but many have been derailed. An early Irish exit is the move. To another bar. Without work people.
In many ways Lando’s made me a Verstappen fan as much as Verstappen himself.
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
In many ways Lando’s made me a Verstappen fan as much as Verstappen himself.
Mean Green football team are 10-1.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Mean Green football team are 10-1.
Mean Green fans heading towards the exits but in a good way.
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Mean Green fans heading towards the exits but in a good way.
6 completions for 252 yards. Is that good.
November 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
6 completions for 252 yards. Is that good.
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I like the way UNT messes around a bit and then opens the throttle all the way.
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I like the way UNT messes around a bit and then opens the throttle all the way.
Texas and A&M having to play each other on the last game of season for a spot in the conference champ game the past two seasons is an absolutely incredible revival of the rivalry.
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Texas and A&M having to play each other on the last game of season for a spot in the conference champ game the past two seasons is an absolutely incredible revival of the rivalry.
10-0 A&M playing 1-10 Samford in late November is weird. Samford may not have a single yard in this game. Aggies would have been better off scheduling a game against themselves.
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
10-0 A&M playing 1-10 Samford in late November is weird. Samford may not have a single yard in this game. Aggies would have been better off scheduling a game against themselves.
There’s a full line at the donut shop and some MF just walked up and goes “I don’t know, what do you recommend?”
So the owner says “Our blueberry cake donuts are very good!” and the guy goes “Ah, that’s the thing: I don’t really like cake donuts.” and I sighed so loudly everyone turned around.
So the owner says “Our blueberry cake donuts are very good!” and the guy goes “Ah, that’s the thing: I don’t really like cake donuts.” and I sighed so loudly everyone turned around.
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
There’s a full line at the donut shop and some MF just walked up and goes “I don’t know, what do you recommend?”
So the owner says “Our blueberry cake donuts are very good!” and the guy goes “Ah, that’s the thing: I don’t really like cake donuts.” and I sighed so loudly everyone turned around.
So the owner says “Our blueberry cake donuts are very good!” and the guy goes “Ah, that’s the thing: I don’t really like cake donuts.” and I sighed so loudly everyone turned around.
Banjo is such a wonderful and preposterous instrument.
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Banjo is such a wonderful and preposterous instrument.
My controversial college football take is that three-loss teams shouldn’t be in the playoff conversation in any serious capacity. Two-loss teams can freely state their case, but only respectfully and without a sense of entitlement whatsoever; you’re still lucky to be there.
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My controversial college football take is that three-loss teams shouldn’t be in the playoff conversation in any serious capacity. Two-loss teams can freely state their case, but only respectfully and without a sense of entitlement whatsoever; you’re still lucky to be there.
I just paid $33 for a rice football game ticket. I dont want to brag, but I think that’s the most anyone has ever spent on a rice football game in history.
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I just paid $33 for a rice football game ticket. I dont want to brag, but I think that’s the most anyone has ever spent on a rice football game in history.
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So sick of seeing Go Fund Me accounts for cancer patients. Our society is fucking broken. Cancer is hard enough without the threat of bankruptcy. People hide symptoms and die so as not impoverish their families. And we call this a “developed nation”
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
So sick of seeing Go Fund Me accounts for cancer patients. Our society is fucking broken. Cancer is hard enough without the threat of bankruptcy. People hide symptoms and die so as not impoverish their families. And we call this a “developed nation”
If Texas ends the season 9-3 (also improbable — but far more probably than Texas Tech winning a championship), which includes 3 wins over top-ten teams, 2 losses to top-ten teams, and 1 dumb loss, what kind of season is that? A failure? A soft shoulder shrug?
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If Texas ends the season 9-3 (also improbable — but far more probably than Texas Tech winning a championship), which includes 3 wins over top-ten teams, 2 losses to top-ten teams, and 1 dumb loss, what kind of season is that? A failure? A soft shoulder shrug?
Improbable but the funniest possible outcome by far.
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Improbable but the funniest possible outcome by far.
Is Mercer going to beat Auburn this weekend? Many people are asking. (Mostly myself. I am the one who is asking.)
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Is Mercer going to beat Auburn this weekend? Many people are asking. (Mostly myself. I am the one who is asking.)
First stop: Rice. Bout to stuff some nerds into lockers. [Rice is a very fine institution and we love it thusly and are deeply proud of the contributions it makes to our fine city.]
Will the Mean Green soon take the field under a national spotlight?
North Texas eyes CFP berth. Can football milestone bring economic boon?
Will the Mean Green soon take the field under a national spotlight?
bit.ly
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
First stop: Rice. Bout to stuff some nerds into lockers. [Rice is a very fine institution and we love it thusly and are deeply proud of the contributions it makes to our fine city.]
Is everyone just giving into their guilty pleasures and singing along to the fray today or
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Is everyone just giving into their guilty pleasures and singing along to the fray today or
How does Missouri keep working its way into rankings
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
How does Missouri keep working its way into rankings
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I propose that every person in the emails we already have, and every person in the to be released files be made to live on Epstein Island together, with only each other, for the rest of their lives.
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I propose that every person in the emails we already have, and every person in the to be released files be made to live on Epstein Island together, with only each other, for the rest of their lives.
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"Things happen" sometimes, like when you walk into an embassy to apply for your marriage license while your bride-to-be waits outside, but then you get bonesawed to pieces for having exercised freedom of speech as an US-based journalist and have to be carried out in a series of suitcases.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"Things happen" sometimes, like when you walk into an embassy to apply for your marriage license while your bride-to-be waits outside, but then you get bonesawed to pieces for having exercised freedom of speech as an US-based journalist and have to be carried out in a series of suitcases.
Measured, less emo take is this is a young team that shows flashes of an ability to be really good.
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Measured, less emo take is this is a young team that shows flashes of an ability to be really good.
Congrats to Georgia for playing a perfectly clean, penalty-free game, thus far. 🙄
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Congrats to Georgia for playing a perfectly clean, penalty-free game, thus far. 🙄
Door dashing garbage to deal with sports depression hold my calls
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Door dashing garbage to deal with sports depression hold my calls
Texas can’t beat Georgia it’s a weird thing. Alas.
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Texas can’t beat Georgia it’s a weird thing. Alas.