Brant in Real Life
@brantcroucher.bsky.social
normal man. just love people.
Yup. A&M wins, they’re in. They lose, they’re probably out.
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Yup. A&M wins, they’re in. They lose, they’re probably out.
Improbable but the funniest possible outcome by far.
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Improbable but the funniest possible outcome by far.
Focus 👏 on 👏 the 👏 process 👏
November 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Focus 👏 on 👏 the 👏 process 👏
Solid day for Chez Croucher
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Solid day for Chez Croucher
How it started:
November 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
How it started:
Utter bullshit. Cannot wait until all the facts are made available to the general public.
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Utter bullshit. Cannot wait until all the facts are made available to the general public.
Feels like the governor basically relieved him during that press conference. Two schools left with $120MM of buyout. I’d love to play AD. I bet I could do as badly.
October 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Feels like the governor basically relieved him during that press conference. Two schools left with $120MM of buyout. I’d love to play AD. I bet I could do as badly.
That ‘57-‘64 run gonna be incredible.
October 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
That ‘57-‘64 run gonna be incredible.
This is wild!
October 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
This is wild!
Any serious, self-respecting college town has a Waffle House.
October 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Any serious, self-respecting college town has a Waffle House.
If you can dream it, you can achieve it.
October 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If you can dream it, you can achieve it.
Pulling out all stops. Had to break out the custom AF1’s for tonight’s game.
October 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Pulling out all stops. Had to break out the custom AF1’s for tonight’s game.
Personally working through a lot of punctuation this morning. (But credit where due: that comma in the first decal is def doing its part.)
September 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Personally working through a lot of punctuation this morning. (But credit where due: that comma in the first decal is def doing its part.)
For the purveyor of the Frosty, Wendy’s sure is lacking in chill.
September 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
For the purveyor of the Frosty, Wendy’s sure is lacking in chill.
Santa Anna in 1836 amirite
September 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Santa Anna in 1836 amirite
Anyway the mean green might be good. So that’s great.
September 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Anyway the mean green might be good. So that’s great.
I have no idea as to the context for this, but this is an unintentionally hilarious photo/chyron combo.
September 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I have no idea as to the context for this, but this is an unintentionally hilarious photo/chyron combo.
Let those among us who haven’t crushed up and snorted Ritalin in a start-up office cast the first stone.
September 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Let those among us who haven’t crushed up and snorted Ritalin in a start-up office cast the first stone.
New enemy just dropped
August 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
New enemy just dropped
No big deal, but the author of this post can authorize a nuclear war. Haha. Ha. *long sigh + forlorn stare into the infinite black*
August 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
No big deal, but the author of this post can authorize a nuclear war. Haha. Ha. *long sigh + forlorn stare into the infinite black*
I have had a similarly difficult time getting work in Hollywood thanks to my “only full-frontal nudity” clause.
July 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I have had a similarly difficult time getting work in Hollywood thanks to my “only full-frontal nudity” clause.
If you were wondering if the entire interior is also red, yes, of course it is.
December 2, 2024 at 2:05 AM
If you were wondering if the entire interior is also red, yes, of course it is.
Me, right now.
December 1, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Me, right now.
Okay but the dating app profile suggestion is hilarious
November 30, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Okay but the dating app profile suggestion is hilarious