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![image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads:
Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreibvgcmgeluhegcun73wdfsve7nzg3djqxf5cnpxz6t54i7jsf5uby@jpeg)
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Ryan gosling is the Mariah Carey of October
October 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Ryan gosling is the Mariah Carey of October
This guy has enough money to literally do a Face/Off with Keanu Reeves and this is the level of costume he’s wearing
zuckerberg trying for John Wick this Halloween but ending up more ghislaine maxwell
September 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This guy has enough money to literally do a Face/Off with Keanu Reeves and this is the level of costume he’s wearing
more excited to announce I stopped collecting and feel great about it
excited to announce I started collecting Pokemon cards
April 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
more excited to announce I stopped collecting and feel great about it
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March 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
lmao
March 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
lmao
excited to announce I started collecting Pokemon cards
November 20, 2024 at 12:29 AM
excited to announce I started collecting Pokemon cards
sorry boss, I can’t come in today. I just watched the Owen Hart episode of Darkside of the Ring.
January 28, 2024 at 1:50 AM
sorry boss, I can’t come in today. I just watched the Owen Hart episode of Darkside of the Ring.
Cherry Hill Mall - Cherry Hill, NJ
August 4, 2023 at 3:09 AM
Cherry Hill Mall - Cherry Hill, NJ
Menlo Park Mall 1990’s - Edison, NJ
August 3, 2023 at 2:52 AM
Menlo Park Mall 1990’s - Edison, NJ
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Deptford Mall 1970s - Deptford, NJ.
July 31, 2023 at 3:21 AM
Deptford Mall 1970s - Deptford, NJ.
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July 30, 2023 at 9:54 PM
⊂_ヽ
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Moorestown Mall 1986 - Moorestown, NJ
July 30, 2023 at 7:29 PM
Moorestown Mall 1986 - Moorestown, NJ
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Nobody is ever going to call it “X,” people still pluralize it as Legos and no one fantasizes about the CEO of that company choking on a chicken bone
July 30, 2023 at 1:32 PM
Nobody is ever going to call it “X,” people still pluralize it as Legos and no one fantasizes about the CEO of that company choking on a chicken bone
sneaky late night mall post. menlo park mall in edison, NJ.
July 30, 2023 at 2:54 AM
sneaky late night mall post. menlo park mall in edison, NJ.
the lovely dingus twins
July 28, 2023 at 1:30 PM
the lovely dingus twins
He definitely saw the grim reaper during that conference
July 26, 2023 at 10:40 PM
He definitely saw the grim reaper during that conference
Dreaming of an alternate reality where this was its own series
July 26, 2023 at 2:56 PM
Dreaming of an alternate reality where this was its own series
Dave the Diver really shows you how fun shooting a jellyfish in the face can be
July 25, 2023 at 3:01 AM
Dave the Diver really shows you how fun shooting a jellyfish in the face can be
Writing a letter to my state representatives demanded to understand why kissing booths went out of fashion
July 24, 2023 at 7:03 PM
Writing a letter to my state representatives demanded to understand why kissing booths went out of fashion
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Hello @support.bsky.team there is no shrimp fried rice post on here. That is one of my favorite posts. Please fix. Thank you.
July 4, 2023 at 10:40 PM
Hello @support.bsky.team there is no shrimp fried rice post on here. That is one of my favorite posts. Please fix. Thank you.
a lot of NFT dorks around here
July 23, 2023 at 11:50 PM
a lot of NFT dorks around here
Niles really is an S tier sitcom character
July 23, 2023 at 2:25 AM
Niles really is an S tier sitcom character