Brandon Palzkill
@brandonpalzkill.bsky.social
He/Him. Cosmic spectator with unrealistic expectations for life, the universe, and everything. Occasionally writes. Occasionally plays music. Occasionally sleeps. How are you?
"I play the fool but, as a rule, I'd rather act my age." - The Rutles
"I play the fool but, as a rule, I'd rather act my age." - The Rutles
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The Oxford comma (also known as the ‘serial comma’) is the comma that separates the second to last item in a list from a final item that is introduced by ‘and’ or ‘or.’
It is optional...but be aware that not using the serial comma can result in some ambiguity.
It is optional...but be aware that not using the serial comma can result in some ambiguity.
July 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The Oxford comma (also known as the ‘serial comma’) is the comma that separates the second to last item in a list from a final item that is introduced by ‘and’ or ‘or.’
It is optional...but be aware that not using the serial comma can result in some ambiguity.
It is optional...but be aware that not using the serial comma can result in some ambiguity.
I gotta admit... KPop Demon Hunters may have planted within me the urge to get an Acoustasonic.
July 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I gotta admit... KPop Demon Hunters may have planted within me the urge to get an Acoustasonic.
Well... shit.
Breaking News: Brian Wilson, the leader of the Beach Boys, has died at 82. He became rock’s poet laureate of the surf genre. nyti.ms/3SKkaiv
June 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Well... shit.
Maybe it's because I'm older, now, and presumably a little "wiser", but I'm about to utter words thought I'd never say:
I finally appreciate the appeal of relic-ed guitars.
I finally appreciate the appeal of relic-ed guitars.
May 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Maybe it's because I'm older, now, and presumably a little "wiser", but I'm about to utter words thought I'd never say:
I finally appreciate the appeal of relic-ed guitars.
I finally appreciate the appeal of relic-ed guitars.
Happy Star Wars Day to all who celebrate it!
star wars day may the 4th be with you poster
Alt: star wars day may the 4th be with you poster
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May 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Happy Star Wars Day to all who celebrate it!
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RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety
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RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety
WASHINGTON—Promising to use all of his power as health secretary to find a cure for the condition, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly directed the National Institutes of Health on Friday to create a registry of U.S. introverts who sometimes get social anxiety. “When I was younger, there were never people who liked to spend time […]
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April 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety
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Good morning Bluesky !
April 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Good morning Bluesky !
Wishing a joyous Rex Manning Day to you all.
two men are standing in front of a wall with a sign that says " out "
Alt: two men are standing in front of a wall with a sign that says " out "
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April 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Wishing a joyous Rex Manning Day to you all.
I can tell my newest batch of fudge turned out infinitely better than my last batch because I won't have to spend the next month and a half scrubbing charred ick out of my pans. It really is the small victories...
March 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I can tell my newest batch of fudge turned out infinitely better than my last batch because I won't have to spend the next month and a half scrubbing charred ick out of my pans. It really is the small victories...
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What a different world we could have.
March 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
What a different world we could have.
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I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.
February 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.
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Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond
February 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
I lost a very small d4 on my carpet and, one way or another, I'm gonna find it.
February 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I lost a very small d4 on my carpet and, one way or another, I'm gonna find it.
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February 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
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Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.
February 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.
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Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
February 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
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February 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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