Brandon
@brandonjschwartz.com
Law, political theory, language, computers.
Attorney at schwartzapc.com
President at boomajoom.com
Nothing I post is legal advice, and I’m not your attorney. Occasional Escrow Manager.
Attorney at schwartzapc.com
President at boomajoom.com
Nothing I post is legal advice, and I’m not your attorney. Occasional Escrow Manager.
She gobblin on my wawa until I (C) 2024 Wawa, Inc. Large Vestibule Cling (Corporate).
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
She gobblin on my wawa until I (C) 2024 Wawa, Inc. Large Vestibule Cling (Corporate).
Me: Talking about your active criminal case is bad.
Bro: I’m not incriminating myself!
Local police department deep in the comment section:
Bro: I’m not incriminating myself!
Local police department deep in the comment section:
October 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Me: Talking about your active criminal case is bad.
Bro: I’m not incriminating myself!
Local police department deep in the comment section:
Bro: I’m not incriminating myself!
Local police department deep in the comment section:
@prog-r0k.bsky.social He sent them the injunction he requested in Texas.
October 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
@prog-r0k.bsky.social He sent them the injunction he requested in Texas.
How did I... How did I hear about the Civil Rights Division? Really?
October 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
How did I... How did I hear about the Civil Rights Division? Really?
Hey, they're in San Francisco!
October 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Hey, they're in San Francisco!
Mr. Titties did nothing wrong.
September 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Mr. Titties did nothing wrong.
People are discussing marriage over at the Factorio subreddit.
September 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
People are discussing marriage over at the Factorio subreddit.
My son (who I visit sometimes and who always loses at Scrabble) and the stray cat I have made friends with.
September 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
My son (who I visit sometimes and who always loses at Scrabble) and the stray cat I have made friends with.
It seems there might be two vexatious litigants named Justin Riddle.
September 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It seems there might be two vexatious litigants named Justin Riddle.
You’re also not a fan of reading, and it shows.
September 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
You’re also not a fan of reading, and it shows.
Not a fan of reading, huh. I’m not surprised.
But ok, if you had to estimate would you say there are more than… a thousand trans people?
But ok, if you had to estimate would you say there are more than… a thousand trans people?
September 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Not a fan of reading, huh. I’m not surprised.
But ok, if you had to estimate would you say there are more than… a thousand trans people?
But ok, if you had to estimate would you say there are more than… a thousand trans people?
I see Red Rum continued to disintegrate before blocking me.
September 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I see Red Rum continued to disintegrate before blocking me.
No it doesn’t. Try again.
September 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
No it doesn’t. Try again.
That’s why you go with the Second International.
August 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
That’s why you go with the Second International.
I’m going to tell my grandchildren that this was Ken White.
August 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I’m going to tell my grandchildren that this was Ken White.