I won’t say “skill issue” because the exam is no joke. I had a huge nosebleed halfway through Essay 5, and an applicant in one of the testing centers had a miscarriage. It’s brutal.

But you are right that my name should come first on the sign. 🗿

Dream Team PC. We got a Kardashian on the books. Come on Gary. Just look at the OJ case.

I can have multiple partners!

Kim will probably pass. Everyone can say what they want, but she was selected for a model answer on the First Year Law Student Exam. That’s badass.

This. 🗿

JD Vance is a homicide.

White.

When I told him that every day was STFU Friday, he got very angry and said I was engaging in professional misconduct.

At least now I understand why he fired the public defender and went pro se.

They're all pronounced as though they were French words. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

Do I get to get into social media fights with Kanye?

Pokemon. I believe most, if not all, individual Pokemon have plurals ending in -es or -s.

A little hard to certify a class on a case that’s already been dismissed lol.

Destroyed Section 230 through CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

Does he think he’s litigating a class action pro se? (Aside from everything else.)

Wait, I need a good quote. I see “if the court orders discovery” which is a bit weird. Much of discovery is automatic in federal court, and that which isn’t does not happen because of an order so much as a request.