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Brand Name Hero
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Credo: Like my posts as though you think they're as clever as I do. (0 likes, 2 quotes dragging me)
When I first got a non-retail job, I made sure to take Black Friday off, in Observance. I shopped nowhere, and if I got a coffee somewhere, tipped at least double the beverage.

That tradition lasted years.
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I love this for y'all! [Jealous]
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
*swims*
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Looking forward to finding out, but I'm truly hoping that the climbing text is the same as always, but the *descending* text now has you concuss yourself, forfeiting all memory and experience re: laddering.
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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This is, for those unaware, new Stuff for the internet's favourite horse strangulation choose-your-own-adventure game, "i will strangle a horse"

brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
VERY carefully, lest you set it off. Solid Mountain Dew is NOT stable.
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Mine too!
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I have a couple Little Nightmares games from freebies over the years, but haven't actually looked at them... Worth it?
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I adored that game back in the day. Captured a vibe so nicely.
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I'd come out of retirement to see how many we could double team
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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March 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM