the best possible way to end out a day ✨ #horsesofbluesky #aqha #horses

When you take your dog to an obedience class establish dominance by going up to the oldest dog there and teaching it a new trick

Fuck it. It's lunch time. Let's see your favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.

"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."

Who did this?

hahaha

Split pea soup’s on for @jenny-romero.bsky.social ✨👩‍🍳🤌

I feel like there should be a word for when you already feel so dehydrated yet you can’t stop drinking coffee. Rabies?

As a fan of literature there’s no worse feeling than finding out a novel has an unreliable narrator and realising you wasted your money

☀️ I just want to disassociate on a hot beach.

Whatever happened to #Viennetta coming back?

My FB feed is so wild out of context these days #aqha #nrha #sellthebaby

Whenever I see people define others as “super old” I always figure they’re max in their early twenties talking about people in their forties. And buddy, you won’t believe it but there are many more decades that can come after, and if you’re lucky it might happen to you too.

Not all news is bad news. #oliveburger @jenny-romero.bsky.social

@evwalk.bsky.social do you think how we were sitting in the same room when we saw that cat with a melon on its head and #lolcats were invented is how Alexander Graham Bell and his homies felt when that first phone call went through? 🤔 #eldermillennialhistorians

Stoked @jocelynbenson.bsky.social is running for Governor of our beautiful Great Lakes State! #Michigan
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