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I’m so goddamn tired of winning
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Because what's spookier than a used refrigerator once used by the Elvis of evil?

#craigslist #danzig #glenndanzig #lodi #losangeles #losfeliz #misfits #punk #Refrigerator #vice #OddNews
How the Gods Chill: Glenn Danzig’s Old Fridge Was up for Grabs
Because what’s spookier than a used refrigerator once used by the Elvis of evil?
oddnews.com
December 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Limited-edition Grand Slam-inspired Denny's sneakers are out for National Maple Syrup Day, but at $195, it's not that sweet of a deal.

#dennys #fastfood #food #maplesyrup #nationalmaplesyrupday #restaurant #syrup #OddNews
Sticky Season: Denny’s Launching Syrup-Filled Sneakers
Limited-edition Grand Slam-inspired Denny’s sneakers are out for National Maple Syrup Day, but at $195, it’s not that sweet of a deal.
oddnews.com
December 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My favorite Halloween song is “zombie” by the Cranberries and my favorite Christmas song is “hallelujah” by the Shrek soundtrack.
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My Spotify Wrapped:

1. (Why you giving money to) Ice Ice Baby)
2. I Fought The Law (but they ran ads for it)
3. For The Love Of Money (why do they pay artists so much less than other streaming services)
4. Mr. Roboto (they also monetize AI slop)
December 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A House Of Weapons is like an adult Run Lola Run. Or a slightly scarier Weapons. Would recommend.
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
“We should make all Cracker Barrels detention centers”
— the GOP, probably
August 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
My favorite KISS song is “Epstein Sixteen”
August 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
From now on I’m pronouncing Bluesky like “brewski.”
June 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
While the film isn’t out yet, I’m already looking forward to the F1 sequel: F150
June 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Zohran Mamdani sounds like a David Lee Roth ad-lib
June 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
MAKO - Musk Always Ketamines Out
May 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
86 47 ain’t nothing but a number
May 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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So over for you hoes
May 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Yo, new Pope dropped
May 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Lady Gaga should cover a Spoon album. I’d listen to Gaga’s Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga.
April 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Not saying I’d vandalize a Tesla or swat a MAGAT, but it truly couldn’t be happening to more deserving people
March 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The White Lotus is Euphoria for people with lower back problems.
March 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The price of eggs is now death apparently.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Dec 27
The FDA has classified its recall of eggs sold under Costco's Kirkland brand as a Class I recall, a designation reserved for instances of the highest potential health risk — including death.
Costco egg recall for salmonella receives FDA's most severe designation
The FDA has classified its recall of eggs sold under Costco's Kirkland brand as a Class I recall, a designation reserved for instances of the highest potential health risk — including death.
www.npr.org
December 28, 2024 at 12:22 AM
According to Twitter/X, Beyoncé was horrible. Jesus it sucks over there.
December 26, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Why are they calling it ‘Dune 2’ and not ‘Dune It Again?’
January 29, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Yay, another social media network!
July 3, 2023 at 8:42 PM