Bea Kaye
@brainconfetti.bsky.social
🦬 🛼 📺 "While it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions."
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I would lose my mind if people emailed me like this in 2017. This is emails before we got cell phones. This conversation was for text!
trump spent thanksgiving 2017 with epstein LOL
fuck it keep the government open this is tremendous content
fuck it keep the government open this is tremendous content
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I would lose my mind if people emailed me like this in 2017. This is emails before we got cell phones. This conversation was for text!
Oh! So the point of the emails being released was to allow for them to do more stupid shit this week. Got it 👍
The provision, tucked into the spending bill that could end the US government shutdown, would ban intoxicating hemp-derived THC products, including gummies and drinks. www.wired.com/story/propos...
A Proposed Federal THC Ban Would ‘Wipe Out’ Hemp Products That Get People High
The provision, tucked into the spending bill that could end the US government shutdown, would ban intoxicating hemp-derived THC products, including gummies and drinks.
www.wired.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Oh! So the point of the emails being released was to allow for them to do more stupid shit this week. Got it 👍
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"We've sequenced Hitler's DNA and it turns out he was high maintenance" is also deeply unshocking news today
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"We've sequenced Hitler's DNA and it turns out he was high maintenance" is also deeply unshocking news today
I swear to God if there's an email from John Lennon in there I would believe everything still
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I swear to God if there's an email from John Lennon in there I would believe everything still
I'm starting to think the "Jeffrey, you know I love you!" type messages are definitely not sincere
I mean obviously you don't want to upset the guy who knows how many 11 year olds you've traumatized with your weird naked body, right
I mean obviously you don't want to upset the guy who knows how many 11 year olds you've traumatized with your weird naked body, right
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'm starting to think the "Jeffrey, you know I love you!" type messages are definitely not sincere
I mean obviously you don't want to upset the guy who knows how many 11 year olds you've traumatized with your weird naked body, right
I mean obviously you don't want to upset the guy who knows how many 11 year olds you've traumatized with your weird naked body, right
Be proud of yourself today, you're not powerful enough to casually hang out with the world's most notorious pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Be proud of yourself today, you're not powerful enough to casually hang out with the world's most notorious pedophile
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
So there's a Secret Santa app that we're using for work and it's actually kind of excellent
If I had more than three friends and hadn't already bought them presents I would suggest starting an online friends secret santa list this year
Maybe we can do Confidentially Cupid next February
If I had more than three friends and hadn't already bought them presents I would suggest starting an online friends secret santa list this year
Maybe we can do Confidentially Cupid next February
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
So there's a Secret Santa app that we're using for work and it's actually kind of excellent
If I had more than three friends and hadn't already bought them presents I would suggest starting an online friends secret santa list this year
Maybe we can do Confidentially Cupid next February
If I had more than three friends and hadn't already bought them presents I would suggest starting an online friends secret santa list this year
Maybe we can do Confidentially Cupid next February
Imagine banning a PhD in authoritarianism and a two decade investigative journalist - one that pretty much all Severely Online People know well - and then going "It was totally a violation of our terms of service and not an axe we were busy grinding"
Totally fucking embarrassing that you are out-fashing SUBSTACK now.
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Imagine banning a PhD in authoritarianism and a two decade investigative journalist - one that pretty much all Severely Online People know well - and then going "It was totally a violation of our terms of service and not an axe we were busy grinding"
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![Screenshot of Substack post:
I was suspended from BlueSky for defending the honor of Johnny Cash.
I wish I were joking.
In early October, I referenced the “I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die” lyric of “Folsom Prison Blues” in response to a terrible Wall Street Journal article saying that Johnny Cash was uncool. I quote-tweeted the article and everyone understood the reference. There was no outcry.
I stand by my assessment that Johnny Cash is cool.
I do not like being the subject of so much attention, especially when I cannot see the discussion. But the BlueSky admins are now claiming that I wrote a post saying, out of nowhere, “I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die”. They are not posting a screenshot of the actual tweet, which shows that I am quote-tweeting an article about Johnny Cash, and that my post is obviously not a threat but a play on “Folsom Prison Blues.”
BlueSky is lying and saying I posted this line on November 10. I did not. I posted it in early October, when the WSJ article came out. You can see that they are lying about the date from this page showing my last BlueSky tweets:
I was not given any explanation for my suspension the first two times I inquired. Later I was told it was for the “Folsom Prison Blues” reference, and I asked for clarification but did not receive it. I thought it might be a prank until a reporter reached out this morning and confirmed it.
BlueSky’s behavior is bizarre and unwarranted. I have lost access to friends and all my posts and photos. I am incredibly grateful for the outpouring of support here on Substack and also on BlueSky — though I cannot see it, because I am suspended.
To quote another Johnny Cash song: "I ain’t never done nothin' to nobody/ I ain’t never got nothin’ from nobody, no time/ And until I get somethin' from somebody, sometime, I don't intend to do nothin' for nobody, no time."
As for BlueSky…
[photo: possibly the most famous photo of Johnny Cash ever taken]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:igrrppysqek6ootkqdscphy5/bafkreic2dymf4w5qkye3ge3iyqy75n7c5sikim3jhk6q2t6ga6lmx2pvku@jpeg)
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perhaps the most naive part about how bluesky moderates content is that they think this will scale
at some point you simply have to accept that people use this kind of hyperbole all the time
good luck, i hope someone else who isn't me shoots you (because i wouldn't, this is hyperbole)
at some point you simply have to accept that people use this kind of hyperbole all the time
good luck, i hope someone else who isn't me shoots you (because i wouldn't, this is hyperbole)
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
perhaps the most naive part about how bluesky moderates content is that they think this will scale
at some point you simply have to accept that people use this kind of hyperbole all the time
good luck, i hope someone else who isn't me shoots you (because i wouldn't, this is hyperbole)
at some point you simply have to accept that people use this kind of hyperbole all the time
good luck, i hope someone else who isn't me shoots you (because i wouldn't, this is hyperbole)
If anything, today should be a difficult day for Gmail, the email choice of pedophiles and sex traffickers
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If anything, today should be a difficult day for Gmail, the email choice of pedophiles and sex traffickers
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I decided to do a new printing of Eat Me while I still can. We don't know if/when work like this will be outlawed, but physical copies survive as websites go dark.
This is literal food porn. It's very silly smut. Preorder through Nov 30. Ships in Jan.
www.rosalarian.com/product-page...
This is literal food porn. It's very silly smut. Preorder through Nov 30. Ships in Jan.
www.rosalarian.com/product-page...
November 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I decided to do a new printing of Eat Me while I still can. We don't know if/when work like this will be outlawed, but physical copies survive as websites go dark.
This is literal food porn. It's very silly smut. Preorder through Nov 30. Ships in Jan.
www.rosalarian.com/product-page...
This is literal food porn. It's very silly smut. Preorder through Nov 30. Ships in Jan.
www.rosalarian.com/product-page...
MY BIG BEAUTIFUL POPLARS BRING ALL THE YOUNG MEN TO MY YARD, TELLING ME THEY ARE ARBORISTS AND MY TREES WITH THEIR IMMENSE FOLIAGE ARE HAZARDOUS. I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT JEFFERY EPSTEIN I JUST LOVE HOW BIG MY TREES ARE, TOTALLY ENVIOUS TREE PEOPLE AND ALSO DEMOCRATS ARE HARASSING ME FOR MY VERDURE
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
MY BIG BEAUTIFUL POPLARS BRING ALL THE YOUNG MEN TO MY YARD, TELLING ME THEY ARE ARBORISTS AND MY TREES WITH THEIR IMMENSE FOLIAGE ARE HAZARDOUS. I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT JEFFERY EPSTEIN I JUST LOVE HOW BIG MY TREES ARE, TOTALLY ENVIOUS TREE PEOPLE AND ALSO DEMOCRATS ARE HARASSING ME FOR MY VERDURE
It took me a second to recognize Neil was ever this Young
“Lotta Love” from Neil’s criminally slept-on Comes a Time album. Pure mellow gold (with backing vocals by Nicolette Larson).
Courtney Barnett does a sweet cover; Dinosaur Jr's cover, well, let's just say it's quite, er...something (kills me!).
Courtney Barnett does a sweet cover; Dinosaur Jr's cover, well, let's just say it's quite, er...something (kills me!).
November 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It took me a second to recognize Neil was ever this Young
Marjorie Taylor Green furiously flipping through pages: I can't read, actually
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Marjorie Taylor Green furiously flipping through pages: I can't read, actually
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[waving to get the attention of active military member patrolling the grocery store] can you please shoot this coffee it’s too expensive
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
[waving to get the attention of active military member patrolling the grocery store] can you please shoot this coffee it’s too expensive
Unfortunately I've heard stuff I thought was good, but from amateur musicians. (Which is what all A.I. is: amateur hour)
Afterwards I was disappointed to find out it was A.I.
It's fun to play a musical instrument, with friends.
MAKE BAD ART YOURSELVES, PLEASE!!! People are giving up on joy!!!!
Afterwards I was disappointed to find out it was A.I.
It's fun to play a musical instrument, with friends.
MAKE BAD ART YOURSELVES, PLEASE!!! People are giving up on joy!!!!
BULLSHIT!
Did they not notice it goes nowhere?! AI meanders on and on forever with no destination like a man uttering words that don't make sentences or statements. Absolute FUCKING BULLSHIT! do NOT even pretend it is music, it is random sequencing. It is a corpse with gas. A fuckin nightmare.
Did they not notice it goes nowhere?! AI meanders on and on forever with no destination like a man uttering words that don't make sentences or statements. Absolute FUCKING BULLSHIT! do NOT even pretend it is music, it is random sequencing. It is a corpse with gas. A fuckin nightmare.
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Unfortunately I've heard stuff I thought was good, but from amateur musicians. (Which is what all A.I. is: amateur hour)
Afterwards I was disappointed to find out it was A.I.
It's fun to play a musical instrument, with friends.
MAKE BAD ART YOURSELVES, PLEASE!!! People are giving up on joy!!!!
Afterwards I was disappointed to find out it was A.I.
It's fun to play a musical instrument, with friends.
MAKE BAD ART YOURSELVES, PLEASE!!! People are giving up on joy!!!!
BREAKING NEWS: We have reason to believe Lucy did indeed know she was removing the football at exactly the same time Charlie Brown was attempting to kick it... ON PURPOSE, THOUGH
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
BREAKING NEWS: We have reason to believe Lucy did indeed know she was removing the football at exactly the same time Charlie Brown was attempting to kick it... ON PURPOSE, THOUGH
I've moved past this, I want to read the chapters about Andrew Cuomo now
i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I've moved past this, I want to read the chapters about Andrew Cuomo now
Cheryl James lookin' real fine and chunky at the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame induction and I love to see it
Buncha 50 year old women acting stupid in the audience and I'd prefer not to see it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qWb...
Buncha 50 year old women acting stupid in the audience and I'd prefer not to see it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qWb...
Salt-N-Pepa | Full Medley Performance + Speech | Live @ The Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame 2025
YouTube video by RemasterKingdom4K
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Cheryl James lookin' real fine and chunky at the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame induction and I love to see it
Buncha 50 year old women acting stupid in the audience and I'd prefer not to see it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qWb...
Buncha 50 year old women acting stupid in the audience and I'd prefer not to see it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qWb...
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When I order fries "Monster Style" at In n Out burger they just give me the animal style fries. Feels judgemental
Ordering a burrito “Estupido Style” and refusing to elaborate
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
When I order fries "Monster Style" at In n Out burger they just give me the animal style fries. Feels judgemental
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I have never wanted more in my life to take the bar exam out of spite than right now
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I have never wanted more in my life to take the bar exam out of spite than right now