Firkin on Film
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I used to be on Twitter - but then a right-wing manchild took over..
The best thing about visiting people at Christmas is meeting their dogs, going 'Hello!' and then indulging said dog with fuss and cuddles until the humans ask you to leave..
December 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The best thing about visiting people at Christmas is meeting their dogs, going 'Hello!' and then indulging said dog with fuss and cuddles until the humans ask you to leave..
My level of self-control to not leap in with vitriol at some of your excuses for Yorkshire puddings basically makes me the real hero of Christmas..
December 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
My level of self-control to not leap in with vitriol at some of your excuses for Yorkshire puddings basically makes me the real hero of Christmas..
Cooked, eaten, washed up, and put away leftovers by 5pm. BEAT THAT.
December 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Cooked, eaten, washed up, and put away leftovers by 5pm. BEAT THAT.
I fancy one of you. I'll never say. And it's not the one you think... I'm an enigma wrapped in a mystery..
December 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I fancy one of you. I'll never say. And it's not the one you think... I'm an enigma wrapped in a mystery..
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Happy Ratmas to all who celebrate
December 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Happy Ratmas to all who celebrate
..oh fuck. I'm supposed to be at work today.
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 AM
..oh fuck. I'm supposed to be at work today.
Merry Eve, to all who celebrate!
December 24, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Merry Eve, to all who celebrate!
I went to M&S this morning for some 'bits'..
I have seen hell, my brethren. And it is an elderly woman trying to put cash into a card only self-service checkout.
The humanity..
I have seen hell, my brethren. And it is an elderly woman trying to put cash into a card only self-service checkout.
The humanity..
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I went to M&S this morning for some 'bits'..
I have seen hell, my brethren. And it is an elderly woman trying to put cash into a card only self-service checkout.
The humanity..
I have seen hell, my brethren. And it is an elderly woman trying to put cash into a card only self-service checkout.
The humanity..
Poor Ted. N'night lad..
December 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Poor Ted. N'night lad..
Already finished the Christmas Matchmakers..
December 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Already finished the Christmas Matchmakers..
Today is technically my last 'normal' work day before Christmas..but it absolutely does not feel like it. I am devoid of any seasonal spirit, and that is sad.
December 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Today is technically my last 'normal' work day before Christmas..but it absolutely does not feel like it. I am devoid of any seasonal spirit, and that is sad.
Just won the works Christmas fucking quiz.. So yeah, guess I'm a big deal.
December 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Just won the works Christmas fucking quiz.. So yeah, guess I'm a big deal.
Millie Bobby Brown in those YT adverts for Dubai are genuinely sad. She's a young woman.. actively promoting a fucking regime that controls women. What the actual fuck? Is money tight, Millie?
December 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Millie Bobby Brown in those YT adverts for Dubai are genuinely sad. She's a young woman.. actively promoting a fucking regime that controls women. What the actual fuck? Is money tight, Millie?
I'm a simple man. I want my politicians boring, the fascists dead, and my newsreaders busty.
December 14, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I'm a simple man. I want my politicians boring, the fascists dead, and my newsreaders busty.
I'm just going to presume I'm too hot to be taken seriously and move on..
December 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm just going to presume I'm too hot to be taken seriously and move on..
I'll be getting my bumper Christmas Radio Times tomorrow..
December 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'll be getting my bumper Christmas Radio Times tomorrow..
Seeing as one grandma was a judgemental tool, and the other went quite mad at the end.. no.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Seeing as one grandma was a judgemental tool, and the other went quite mad at the end.. no.
I DO have a hobby..
December 9, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I DO have a hobby..
I prefer the old days, when my biggest concern was which Spice Girl I wanted to fuck.
Sporty - obviously. I'm in for the long haul.
Sporty - obviously. I'm in for the long haul.
December 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I prefer the old days, when my biggest concern was which Spice Girl I wanted to fuck.
Sporty - obviously. I'm in for the long haul.
Sporty - obviously. I'm in for the long haul.
Well, I for one didn't think that Sylvestor Stallone would be a right-wing arse lick- oh no, wait a minute.. yeah. Makes sense actually. As you were.
December 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Well, I for one didn't think that Sylvestor Stallone would be a right-wing arse lick- oh no, wait a minute.. yeah. Makes sense actually. As you were.
Picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account..
December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account..
Condorman?! NO!!!
December 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Condorman?! NO!!!
I love it when YouTubers who cover serious topics segue to the ad-read.
"..and it was then that Stalingrad truly became hell on earth.. but what's NOT hell on earth is the latest Thai green curry meal kit from BoxdFresh!"
"..and it was then that Stalingrad truly became hell on earth.. but what's NOT hell on earth is the latest Thai green curry meal kit from BoxdFresh!"
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I love it when YouTubers who cover serious topics segue to the ad-read.
"..and it was then that Stalingrad truly became hell on earth.. but what's NOT hell on earth is the latest Thai green curry meal kit from BoxdFresh!"
"..and it was then that Stalingrad truly became hell on earth.. but what's NOT hell on earth is the latest Thai green curry meal kit from BoxdFresh!"
