Trust the Swedes to take the joy out of penetrative competition..

7. Apparently, that vacuum nozzle 'didn't count'. The rules change every year.. absolute bullshit.

I don't want my jaw spun by Col, so I'll just say 'Happy Christmas '..

*thinks* Jesus Christ..you're right..

*if Millie was around in the 80s* Hey! South Africa is super cool! Let me show you these elephants and don't question the regime too much! I ADORE money!

Slaithwaite is a hive of complexity. I have been admonished for calling it 'Slawit' but also laughed at for calling it 'Slaithe-wait'. I now just call it 'the nice bakery near the canal'.

Always a prick..