Reminder that if there are no illegal orders, there should be no problem with the ad. Heck, it should be part of annual military training. Our military should always know this, regardless of the administration.
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Reminder that if there are no illegal orders, there should be no problem with the ad. Heck, it should be part of annual military training. Our military should always know this, regardless of the administration.
When can we start saying "Future HOFer, Josh Allen"?
I've been saying it for a while now, but I feel like the only one.
I've been saying it for a while now, but I feel like the only one.
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
When can we start saying "Future HOFer, Josh Allen"?
I've been saying it for a while now, but I feel like the only one.
I've been saying it for a while now, but I feel like the only one.
Dove off a diving board for the first time in a lot of years. I guess I should say "dove"....
June 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Dove off a diving board for the first time in a lot of years. I guess I should say "dove"....
Grocery stores need to stock already softened butter.
April 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Grocery stores need to stock already softened butter.
One of the great tragedies in life is that it's impossible to sing every part in "One Day More" at the same time.
April 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
One of the great tragedies in life is that it's impossible to sing every part in "One Day More" at the same time.
Sometimes, I love being a homeowner. Other times, I love being a homeowner, but with sarcasm.
April 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Sometimes, I love being a homeowner. Other times, I love being a homeowner, but with sarcasm.
Give me an AOC/Buttigieg ticket in 2028. Honestly don't care who's President/VP. They're the minds we need and the fighters we need.
AOC: We need to be taxing the rich on the floor of the Congress
We need to be establishing guaranteed healthcare on the floor of the Congress
We need to be passing a living wage on the floor of the Congress
We need to be establishing guaranteed healthcare on the floor of the Congress
We need to be passing a living wage on the floor of the Congress
March 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Give me an AOC/Buttigieg ticket in 2028. Honestly don't care who's President/VP. They're the minds we need and the fighters we need.
So do all lives still matter, or....
Asking for a DEI....
Asking for a DEI....
February 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
So do all lives still matter, or....
Asking for a DEI....
Asking for a DEI....
I've said "for fuck's sake" more in the past two weeks than maybe my entire life up until that point.
February 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I've said "for fuck's sake" more in the past two weeks than maybe my entire life up until that point.
I wish all scrolling didn't have to be doomscrolling...
February 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I wish all scrolling didn't have to be doomscrolling...
As long as people bitch about the Chiefs getting preferential treatment, the NFL has no reason to stop. The Chiefs are the new villains of the league, taking over from the Patriots. People will engage and people will watch. I don't know what the fix is, but it's fucking stupid.
January 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
As long as people bitch about the Chiefs getting preferential treatment, the NFL has no reason to stop. The Chiefs are the new villains of the league, taking over from the Patriots. People will engage and people will watch. I don't know what the fix is, but it's fucking stupid.
Meant to go to the gym tonight. Made lasagna instead.
January 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Meant to go to the gym tonight. Made lasagna instead.
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how it feels when you're an introvert and go to a social gathering:
January 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
how it feels when you're an introvert and go to a social gathering:
Plans to take over Eregion and name it "Isengard-Adjacent".
BREAKING: Saruman announces that the Gap of Rohan shall henceforth be referred to as the Gap of Isengard
January 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Plans to take over Eregion and name it "Isengard-Adjacent".
Someone in my house is a psychopath. Came downstairs to find that the forks and spoons were switched in the silverware drawer. Part of me wants to get to the bottom of this, but maybe I'm better off not knowing.
December 24, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Someone in my house is a psychopath. Came downstairs to find that the forks and spoons were switched in the silverware drawer. Part of me wants to get to the bottom of this, but maybe I'm better off not knowing.
This is it.
December 14, 2024 at 10:34 PM
This is it.
It's happening right before our very eyes.
December 12, 2024 at 11:52 PM
It's happening right before our very eyes.
Ending a game on a punt is just weird.
December 9, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Ending a game on a punt is just weird.
Perfume/cologne commercials are objectively the worst.
December 4, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Perfume/cologne commercials are objectively the worst.
Oh nothing, just Josh Allen doing Josh Allen things...
December 2, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Oh nothing, just Josh Allen doing Josh Allen things...
Yes!
this is your annual reminder that The Lord of the Rings is a Christmas movie
December 1, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Yes!
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Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
J.R.R. Tolkien: One Cup to rule them all, One Cup to find them, One Cup to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
J.R.R. Tolkien: One Cup to rule them all, One Cup to find them, One Cup to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Charles Dickens: It was the best of cups, it was the worst of cups, it was the cup of wisdom, it was the cup of foolishness, it was the mug of Light, it was the beer stein of Darkness
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Charles Dickens: It was the best of cups, it was the worst of cups, it was the cup of wisdom, it was the cup of foolishness, it was the mug of Light, it was the beer stein of Darkness
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Science Fiction Writer: The cup is a crystalline super computer and the liquid is hyperintelligent, they want to know why humanity should be allowed to exist, you have 30 minutes to respond and the answer must be danced by a cat
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Science Fiction Writer: The cup is a crystalline super computer and the liquid is hyperintelligent, they want to know why humanity should be allowed to exist, you have 30 minutes to respond and the answer must be danced by a cat
November 24, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
J.R.R. Tolkien: One Cup to rule them all, One Cup to find them, One Cup to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
J.R.R. Tolkien: One Cup to rule them all, One Cup to find them, One Cup to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them