what's funny is these guys all wanted to come out of the shadows and be public figures. and theyve almost all used their time in the limelight to openly and proudly declare war on you. they started it! they are willing and eager to sacrifice your life and liberty. their war!

Okay so imagine this, you have no opinions, you have no skills, you have no wants or desires, you are a smooth orb of nothing and our subscription service helps make sure you still cast a shadow that resembles a human being. Sounds sick right?