Brian Carr
@boxcarr.bsky.social
Advertising, Marketing, Proselytizing.
📍Chicago
📍Chicago
See the Bertha, be the Bertha. #gildedage
August 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
See the Bertha, be the Bertha. #gildedage
It’s all a game. Take nothing seriously. Ignore the disagreeable. Offend liberally. Disable equity. Disparage political correctness. Eschew science. Chastise intellectualism. Embrace imbecility. Erase the past. Act like everything is ok.
Did I leave anything out?
Did I leave anything out?
May 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It’s all a game. Take nothing seriously. Ignore the disagreeable. Offend liberally. Disable equity. Disparage political correctness. Eschew science. Chastise intellectualism. Embrace imbecility. Erase the past. Act like everything is ok.
Did I leave anything out?
Did I leave anything out?
The Pope has left the building.
April 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The Pope has left the building.
El Salvador will play the role of Auschwitz in today’s production.
April 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
El Salvador will play the role of Auschwitz in today’s production.
Driving a Tesla is the new smoking in public.
March 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Driving a Tesla is the new smoking in public.
There’s either a Tesla, a dozen eggs, or a goat behind that curtain.
March 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
There’s either a Tesla, a dozen eggs, or a goat behind that curtain.
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If you are visiting from Twitter, welcome!
Stay a while, make yourself at home, you will like it here.
Stay a while, make yourself at home, you will like it here.
March 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If you are visiting from Twitter, welcome!
Stay a while, make yourself at home, you will like it here.
Stay a while, make yourself at home, you will like it here.
RED HAT is an anagram for HATRED.
Once revealed it cannot be unseen.
Once revealed it cannot be unseen.
February 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
RED HAT is an anagram for HATRED.
Once revealed it cannot be unseen.
Once revealed it cannot be unseen.
Remember the candidate that proposed expanding Medicare to cover in-home care for families that needed it, and $25,000 down payment assistance for first-time homebuyers instead of snatching free lunch from school students? Good times!
February 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Remember the candidate that proposed expanding Medicare to cover in-home care for families that needed it, and $25,000 down payment assistance for first-time homebuyers instead of snatching free lunch from school students? Good times!
Kendrick never wanted it like this!
February 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Kendrick never wanted it like this!
Paper Straw President.™
February 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Paper Straw President.™
Kendrick Lamar is doing more for Levi’s jeans in 6 minutes than the GAP did in a decade. #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar is doing more for Levi’s jeans in 6 minutes than the GAP did in a decade. #SuperBowl
Purchased eggs without a shelf tag. Checked the receipt. Think I bought Greenland.
February 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Purchased eggs without a shelf tag. Checked the receipt. Think I bought Greenland.
How I see myself. How my iPhone reverse camera sees me.
February 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
How I see myself. How my iPhone reverse camera sees me.
A false redemption play, in two acts.
January 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
A false redemption play, in two acts.
I still personally identify as the Gulf of Mexico.
January 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I still personally identify as the Gulf of Mexico.
We are great, it’s the people that got small.
January 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
We are great, it’s the people that got small.
There’s no CANNOT WATCH without “CNN.”
January 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
There’s no CANNOT WATCH without “CNN.”
If you see something, say something.
January 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
If you see something, say something.
The Gulf of Mexico is now the Bay of Eggs. There, fixed it.
January 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The Gulf of Mexico is now the Bay of Eggs. There, fixed it.