Dressed to the nines! (At 6’s and 7’s with us.)

As a general rule, do not re-enter burning buildings.

She should regain the narrative by reposting this image and paraphrasing Oscar Wilde’s deathbed confession, “the wallpaper was terrible, one of us had to go.”

When the restaurant arbitrarily declines to serve you, one simply refuses to pay the 35 billion dollar tab.

This is the kind of energy they need to put into winning games.