Washington looks approximately as uncomfortable being next to Trump as his wife and every other world leader.

I've stopped clenching my jaw and started menacingly clacking my teeth like a Malinois

I don't know if it's any healthier but people tend to stand back away from me further when I'm stressed now so that's a plus.

It's not rude if you bring something quality.

If you bring trash, ya you suck.

But if you show up with like Kings Hawian rolls or a Edward's Key Lime Pie, you're probably doing better than Aunt Linda who puts Crazins in the Mac and cheese.

I mean they could but considering they're Republican mega-doners you're absolutely fuckin naive to think they would 😂

"Guys, Darth Vader could've outlawed force choking at any time!?" Ass post.

This is why I hit the gym.

Where are we all meeting up to get leverage, and do I need to bring my own chalk.

It is wild that we have more blimps operating in the US today than we have in the past 5 decades. There's 9 of those things running around. Which feels like both a lot and not a lot.

And to that I say SO?

You've been there, you've done that.

You refused to take it further. You refused to take the necessary steps to remove him from office.

Impeach him again, he'll just sell merch and ignore you. He'll trample your line in the sand, piss on your face, and you'll do nothing.

We're on the verge of a global refugee crisis between sea level rise, coastal erosion, and increasingly powerful hurricanes and typhoons