The Bourbon Drunk Oracle
@bourbondrunkoracle.bsky.social
Hiker, hunter, and dam fine cook. Lover of all things nature and most things nerdy.
Beautiful Bearded Bisexual Bigfoot
I can't see the future, I just know what's going to happen.
Beautiful Bearded Bisexual Bigfoot
I can't see the future, I just know what's going to happen.
Three dudes, sitting on a branch, 5 inches apart cus they're not gay.
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Three dudes, sitting on a branch, 5 inches apart cus they're not gay.
There are 3 good scenes in blade trinity. I've made one of them into a meme.
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
There are 3 good scenes in blade trinity. I've made one of them into a meme.
I'm still just delighting over the fact I can look at Trans Girl Titties on the white house website 😁
Used to have to go to a special subreddit for that shit, now it's on a .gov
Used to have to go to a special subreddit for that shit, now it's on a .gov
November 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I'm still just delighting over the fact I can look at Trans Girl Titties on the white house website 😁
Used to have to go to a special subreddit for that shit, now it's on a .gov
Used to have to go to a special subreddit for that shit, now it's on a .gov
This is a jelly fungus I found the other day. 10/10 would poke again.
October 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
This is a jelly fungus I found the other day. 10/10 would poke again.
I've said before that I'm a bad person who chooses to be good. Almost all my desires and instincts are those of an evil man. But I choose every day to try and be the change I wanna see in the world.
I do wonder though. Are there good men who choose to be evil? Who wake up and choose wickedness?
I do wonder though. Are there good men who choose to be evil? Who wake up and choose wickedness?
October 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I've said before that I'm a bad person who chooses to be good. Almost all my desires and instincts are those of an evil man. But I choose every day to try and be the change I wanna see in the world.
I do wonder though. Are there good men who choose to be evil? Who wake up and choose wickedness?
I do wonder though. Are there good men who choose to be evil? Who wake up and choose wickedness?
This too shall pass.
Or at least that's what I keep telling myself.
Or at least that's what I keep telling myself.
October 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This too shall pass.
Or at least that's what I keep telling myself.
Or at least that's what I keep telling myself.
Seen here, the individual in question was described by police as "An absolute baddie" and "The kind of dame a man waits a lifetime for"
October 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Seen here, the individual in question was described by police as "An absolute baddie" and "The kind of dame a man waits a lifetime for"
Where did she find the time between hosting a talk show and writing several books?
September 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Where did she find the time between hosting a talk show and writing several books?
Justice will prevail you say?
Well of course it will.
Whoever wins the war becomes justice.
Well of course it will.
Whoever wins the war becomes justice.
September 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Justice will prevail you say?
Well of course it will.
Whoever wins the war becomes justice.
Well of course it will.
Whoever wins the war becomes justice.
They say Evil Prevails when good men fail to act. What they should say is Evil Prevails.
September 12, 2025 at 10:15 AM
They say Evil Prevails when good men fail to act. What they should say is Evil Prevails.
"When this is all said and done you're probably gonna wanna take off that red hat...well we're gonna give you a little something you can't take off."
September 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"When this is all said and done you're probably gonna wanna take off that red hat...well we're gonna give you a little something you can't take off."
Some say the world will end in fire, Some say Ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire.
However when dealing with Fire or ICE 😉 you should always know where your nearest fire exit is, and remember to activate the fire alarm on your way out to alert others to danger!
However when dealing with Fire or ICE 😉 you should always know where your nearest fire exit is, and remember to activate the fire alarm on your way out to alert others to danger!
August 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Some say the world will end in fire, Some say Ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire.
However when dealing with Fire or ICE 😉 you should always know where your nearest fire exit is, and remember to activate the fire alarm on your way out to alert others to danger!
However when dealing with Fire or ICE 😉 you should always know where your nearest fire exit is, and remember to activate the fire alarm on your way out to alert others to danger!
The amount of good work humanity could get done in a single year if we realize; we are all one species and our enemies are the enemies of the species as a whole, cannot be understated.
Disease, Parasites, Climate Change, Natural Disasters...
It's gonna take Alien Invasion I just fuckin know it.
Disease, Parasites, Climate Change, Natural Disasters...
It's gonna take Alien Invasion I just fuckin know it.
August 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM
The amount of good work humanity could get done in a single year if we realize; we are all one species and our enemies are the enemies of the species as a whole, cannot be understated.
Disease, Parasites, Climate Change, Natural Disasters...
It's gonna take Alien Invasion I just fuckin know it.
Disease, Parasites, Climate Change, Natural Disasters...
It's gonna take Alien Invasion I just fuckin know it.
Wesley Snipes Blade was endlessly quotable.
August 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Wesley Snipes Blade was endlessly quotable.
Live.
Live to piss on the grave of everyone who'd happily have dug yours.
Water their headstones till you erode their epitaphs and wash their names from history.
Salt the ground where their body is buried so no flowers will grow and you may tap dance till your heart is content.
Live to piss on the grave of everyone who'd happily have dug yours.
Water their headstones till you erode their epitaphs and wash their names from history.
Salt the ground where their body is buried so no flowers will grow and you may tap dance till your heart is content.
August 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Live.
Live to piss on the grave of everyone who'd happily have dug yours.
Water their headstones till you erode their epitaphs and wash their names from history.
Salt the ground where their body is buried so no flowers will grow and you may tap dance till your heart is content.
Live to piss on the grave of everyone who'd happily have dug yours.
Water their headstones till you erode their epitaphs and wash their names from history.
Salt the ground where their body is buried so no flowers will grow and you may tap dance till your heart is content.
Alright guys I'm getting a vision
Meeting with the guy who has the peepee tape + Refusing to release the Epstein files + Lowering the age of consent to 14 =
He got peed on by 14 yr olds.
And it might've been his daughter.
There. Solved it. 🍍
Meeting with the guy who has the peepee tape + Refusing to release the Epstein files + Lowering the age of consent to 14 =
He got peed on by 14 yr olds.
And it might've been his daughter.
There. Solved it. 🍍
August 18, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Alright guys I'm getting a vision
Meeting with the guy who has the peepee tape + Refusing to release the Epstein files + Lowering the age of consent to 14 =
He got peed on by 14 yr olds.
And it might've been his daughter.
There. Solved it. 🍍
Meeting with the guy who has the peepee tape + Refusing to release the Epstein files + Lowering the age of consent to 14 =
He got peed on by 14 yr olds.
And it might've been his daughter.
There. Solved it. 🍍