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Bossy Muppet
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Hello. I'm still alive. I just keep forgetting I have this..
September 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
If anyone needs me..I'll just be out here being mean spirited, aggressive and bitchy.

This is satire.
June 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Things I've learned today.

1. You cannot make everyone happy.

2. Trying to do so, will make you feel like you've drained your entire body.

3. Do your best, with your best intentions.
June 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I think I've got the combination of autism and ADHD. The tism? Sure. I've known that for years. It took me a while to come to terms with it. But the ADHD theory is new, and the more I take note of myself, the more I realize how true this may be.
June 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Quote of the fucking decade for me

"My softness isn't public property"
March 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Living and loving
March 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Corté
March 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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A flock of ravens? Nah, a gang of goobers 🐦‍⬛
#bird #birdart #art
March 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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solo dress one as it's among my favourites, and many people seem to like it as well!
March 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Other than primer and blush, I've mostly stopped wearing make up on the rest of my face. Just eyes, brows and lips. I have good skin and I'm not afraid of a single wrinkle. I made it this far and I am fucking proud of that.
March 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The artist and the art she made this morning. 😭
March 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Some gems I picked up while hanging with my sister.
March 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Thinking about taking up chainmail creating. No idea where to start, but I know I can find my way.
March 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Bring on the memes!

He's truly horrible at running a country...

F'elon Rump
February 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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If you like Randall Munroe's XKCD spinoff books, "What If," you'll love this episode of Kermitment in which we learn about the science of our favorites from The Muppet Show.
"Are all Muppets aliens?"
"What is the difference between a shrimp and a king prawn?"
"Do rainbows actually have anything to hide?"

This week on Kermitment, we're throwing all of our Muppet science questions at @hankgreen.bsky.social!

Listen now at Kermitment.com or in the usual podcast places.
February 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
She's perfect.
February 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I've been sick since Feb 7th.

My fever finally stopped several days ago. And I went back to work for one day. But my chest is still heavy, it's hard to breathe. For the love of God. If you can't stay home when you feel sick, wear a mask.

My lungs are burning. I'm exhausted. 😭
February 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
So this is love 😍
February 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My baby Love
February 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The bean harvest
February 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Oh good. Finally.
Report: Universe To End Next Friday
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February 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Cauliflower pizza from Marco's in Colorado springs.

This stuff is phenomenal
January 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Bathroom travels

Castle Cafe, Castle Rock, CO
January 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The hand feel of this cup is that of sensory day dreams. I fucking love this thing.
January 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Why have one partner when you can have 3?

The triforce is complete.
January 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM