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Juniper
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October 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Something in my life has to go right eventually, right?
October 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Watching Martyrs on Pluto and there’s something pretty funny about watching a woman get her head caved in and cutting straight to a laundry detergent commercial
October 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I didn’t realize this was in response to a reply asking if they had banned Jessie Signal. Fuck this guy and fuck Signal too.
WAFFLES
October 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
6 years on HRT. Hasn’t been an easy time, but I love my life in a way I never would have been able to before.
September 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Finding out cat dander can stay airborne for 6 months or longer even after the cat is removed. Maybe I should just kill myself.
September 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Life might not be going amazingly well but I have wonderful friends and it’s raining outside and I’m putting on spooky stories to fall asleep to and that’s enough right now
September 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Reposted by Juniper
I’ve been training my whole life for this moment
September 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I don’t think the description here is very apt (there is no reality outside of symbolic exchange for Baudrillard) but I do think he’s actually very good at describing the current moment to a certain degree because he’s a deeply conservative thinker himself. Someone should write in this!
becoming fully beaudrillard pilled. realizing the entire project of 5-4 has been in many ways detailing how conservatives have built a simulation of academic and legal scholarship, in order to live in a hyperreal world in which the constitution demands white supremacy
September 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Reposted by Juniper
The biggest I know that ain’t who I think that is ever
September 17, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Why are there ads on my paid Spotify?
September 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I think I’m going to go to a horror film festival in Chicago at the end of the month and I’m pretty pumped
September 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Nothing may be going right in the world, but at least my personal life is also in shambles
September 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Wait did everyone know that John McDowell went to school in Rhodesia? Am I the last one finding this out? I mean I don’t know the guy so I can’t say anything about him but it just feels weird to know that a famous living philosopher matriculated in fucking Rhodesia. That’s crazy!
August 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The only thing scary about this place is the fact that this branch is right next to a police station.
Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!”

Cities:
August 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I developed a severe skin allergy to my cat after having her for 15 years and after trying almost everything, I think I might have to give her up. I don’t know how to handle this. I love her as much as I’ve ever loved anything, but it’s constant torture having her in my apt.
August 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
“Now” lmao
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it frighteningly surreal that the terrible atrocities, injustices and war crimes of faraway lands that we studied in history books when we were kids are now being committed, promoted and even celebrated by our own U.S. government, on a daily basis?
August 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I look so hot and I got stood up! This girl missed out.
August 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Thanks hinge but I don’t actually think I am compatible with my ex who you just recommended
August 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
One of these days, I’m going to get more than 6 hours of sleep on a work night.
August 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Just saw a post by contrapoints where she’s apparently talking positively about Camille Paglia. Someone close to her should stage an intervention.
August 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Got back on dating apps again and man… I’m going to be alone forever, aren’t I?
July 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Iris Murdoch fans - where should I start with her fiction?
July 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
You can tell MKE isn’t handling 92 degree weather well because it’s 9 pm on a Saturday and a generally popular bar I’m at is almost empty. Do you know how hard it is to stop Wisconsinites from drinking? I’ve seen this bar be busier when temps were in the single digits.
June 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Reposted by Juniper
'let's rewrite the entire corpus of human knowledge with advanced reasoning' uhhh sorry pal we already did that it's called the Phenomenology of Spirit and everyone agreed that it was mostly just annoying
I know it's an ableist slur to call someone 'mental'.

So we should just call this what it is: fucking stupid
June 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM