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@boomerdavis.bsky.social
Never underestimate the importance of being a fan.
Is KC okay? 😬😬
Nobody likes the Denver Donkeys. Please win.
Nobody likes the Denver Donkeys. Please win.
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Is KC okay? 😬😬
Nobody likes the Denver Donkeys. Please win.
Nobody likes the Denver Donkeys. Please win.
CBS already GOAT-ing the Bills' signing Mecole Hardman for some reason.
November 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
CBS already GOAT-ing the Bills' signing Mecole Hardman for some reason.
If the Washington Commanders never do anything else right, at least they gave us "Yankoff, the tight end...", which might be the new funniest phrase in NFL play-by-play history.
cc: @leifmeister.bsky.social
cc: @leifmeister.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If the Washington Commanders never do anything else right, at least they gave us "Yankoff, the tight end...", which might be the new funniest phrase in NFL play-by-play history.
cc: @leifmeister.bsky.social
cc: @leifmeister.bsky.social
if the weather outside isn't very frightful, it's hard to have a fire that's delightful.
warm outside on november 14th is disgusting, go argue w someone else!
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
if the weather outside isn't very frightful, it's hard to have a fire that's delightful.
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I saw my first "eliminating the penny" sign up in the wild at a Wendy's today.
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I saw my first "eliminating the penny" sign up in the wild at a Wendy's today.
I didn't have a 10-7 MNF game in my crystal ball at all this season. Are these teams ok??
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I didn't have a 10-7 MNF game in my crystal ball at all this season. Are these teams ok??
The soul needs some Sad McDaniel today.
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The soul needs some Sad McDaniel today.
If you need me I'll be rocking down Electric Avenue.
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If you need me I'll be rocking down Electric Avenue.
He's just a humble sauce gardener tending to his basil and tomato plants, until one day, BAM, he finds himself in the defensive backfield.
$26M a year buys a lot of Ragu.
$26M a year buys a lot of Ragu.
November 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
He's just a humble sauce gardener tending to his basil and tomato plants, until one day, BAM, he finds himself in the defensive backfield.
$26M a year buys a lot of Ragu.
$26M a year buys a lot of Ragu.
Oops. Mac Jones is leaking after that sack.
November 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Oops. Mac Jones is leaking after that sack.
my inner 12 year old is kill.
i suppose i kind of expected it, but at least the *hope* for a Jays win was a nice distraction from all of this for the last few weeks.
i suppose i kind of expected it, but at least the *hope* for a Jays win was a nice distraction from all of this for the last few weeks.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
my inner 12 year old is kill.
i suppose i kind of expected it, but at least the *hope* for a Jays win was a nice distraction from all of this for the last few weeks.
i suppose i kind of expected it, but at least the *hope* for a Jays win was a nice distraction from all of this for the last few weeks.
This 7 game series is actually 8 games long already, when you count by innings. A walk-off run of any type here would be clutch.
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This 7 game series is actually 8 games long already, when you count by innings. A walk-off run of any type here would be clutch.
...what if I just kept the candy dish by the door year-round?
November 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
...what if I just kept the candy dish by the door year-round?
i wonder if this is where the UFO enthusiasts got the classic alien-shaped head concept? these little guys always looked a little other-worldly to me.
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
i wonder if this is where the UFO enthusiasts got the classic alien-shaped head concept? these little guys always looked a little other-worldly to me.
T***p's economy gets any worse and I am gonna hand out empty soda cans for Halloween and tell the kids to recycle it for a shiny nickel!
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
T***p's economy gets any worse and I am gonna hand out empty soda cans for Halloween and tell the kids to recycle it for a shiny nickel!
they keep hitting foul balls...at this point i'm more interested in the number of baseballs consumed during this game than who wins or loses.
October 28, 2025 at 6:43 AM
they keep hitting foul balls...at this point i'm more interested in the number of baseballs consumed during this game than who wins or loses.
18th inning...basically a free doubleheader?
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
18th inning...basically a free doubleheader?
Ruff Ryders Anthem isn't quite the same on a stadium organ after 17 innings.
October 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Ruff Ryders Anthem isn't quite the same on a stadium organ after 17 innings.
personal theory about this: things haven't been the same since the extra week of games was added and teams have been secretly experimenting with "load management" and "platooning" at various positions and most team's rhythm on gameday has suffered as a result.
no good football was played today
October 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
personal theory about this: things haven't been the same since the extra week of games was added and teams have been secretly experimenting with "load management" and "platooning" at various positions and most team's rhythm on gameday has suffered as a result.
The only Jonas I need are cojones.
October 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The only Jonas I need are cojones.
Depends on the ham. Does it have real smokehouse flavor or is it just pink lunchmeat?
But breakfast sausages are almost always bad... just little tubes of greasy indigestion.
But breakfast sausages are almost always bad... just little tubes of greasy indigestion.
Now that I am older and more mature I can finally admit this: ham is a better breakfast burrito meat than bacon or sausage.
October 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Depends on the ham. Does it have real smokehouse flavor or is it just pink lunchmeat?
But breakfast sausages are almost always bad... just little tubes of greasy indigestion.
But breakfast sausages are almost always bad... just little tubes of greasy indigestion.
All the xenophobic, ICE-toadying behavior by Home Depot lately; we should start calling them Home Deport.
(And stop shopping there, obvs)
(And stop shopping there, obvs)
October 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
All the xenophobic, ICE-toadying behavior by Home Depot lately; we should start calling them Home Deport.
(And stop shopping there, obvs)
(And stop shopping there, obvs)
Whatever I did to piss off the bones in my left ankle, I am well and truly sorry and I hope this peace offering of Tylenol will help us walk without limping tomorrow.
October 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Whatever I did to piss off the bones in my left ankle, I am well and truly sorry and I hope this peace offering of Tylenol will help us walk without limping tomorrow.