Tits Booblevard
@booblevard.bsky.social
Not a fan of lasagna
Probably on a roller coaster
Probably on a roller coaster
I need to go to sleep. Please tell me to sleep. I'm like an over exhausted toddler right now.
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I need to go to sleep. Please tell me to sleep. I'm like an over exhausted toddler right now.
I'm going to a friend's house for Thanksgiving and one of the sides I'm bringing is broccoli rabe, Can I make it today and reheat it tomorrow or will that ruin it? Should I blanch it today and finish it at her house tomorrow? I just don't want to bring the big pot and big bowl chaos to her kitchen
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I'm going to a friend's house for Thanksgiving and one of the sides I'm bringing is broccoli rabe, Can I make it today and reheat it tomorrow or will that ruin it? Should I blanch it today and finish it at her house tomorrow? I just don't want to bring the big pot and big bowl chaos to her kitchen
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it’s weird knowing we all read the same disgusting document
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
it’s weird knowing we all read the same disgusting document
@greymattersplat.bsky.social I'm going to need an update on your Grimace murder scene.
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
@greymattersplat.bsky.social I'm going to need an update on your Grimace murder scene.
Hi. Hello. I can't remember who said they liked a history series on Netflix, but please remind me of the name if you see this.
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Hi. Hello. I can't remember who said they liked a history series on Netflix, but please remind me of the name if you see this.
I spent ten minutes trying to catch a tiny little gecko that managed to make it's way into my bedroom, only to watch it get eaten by a lizard moments after I set it free outside.
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I spent ten minutes trying to catch a tiny little gecko that managed to make it's way into my bedroom, only to watch it get eaten by a lizard moments after I set it free outside.
It seems this place has lost its fucking mind while I was offline trying to save my fucking mind. Maybe people should read a post more than once before jumping to insane conclusions. There is so much grass outside, please go to it
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It seems this place has lost its fucking mind while I was offline trying to save my fucking mind. Maybe people should read a post more than once before jumping to insane conclusions. There is so much grass outside, please go to it
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
Retooting this.
Breaking news 🚨🚨
Nothing is going to happen
Nothing is going to happen
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Retooting this.
Maybe cold weather makes for a good day bc everything is coming up Booblevard today
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Maybe cold weather makes for a good day bc everything is coming up Booblevard today
I'm not built for this anymore. Florida has broken me
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I'm not built for this anymore. Florida has broken me
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As a scientist working to promote health equity in the Deep South, I do not use BSky much b/c they have blocked access to Mississippi.
They disagree with a Mississippi age verification law (me too) but have failed to note any strategy to counter the law, increase access, or acknowledge they care.
They disagree with a Mississippi age verification law (me too) but have failed to note any strategy to counter the law, increase access, or acknowledge they care.
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
As a scientist working to promote health equity in the Deep South, I do not use BSky much b/c they have blocked access to Mississippi.
They disagree with a Mississippi age verification law (me too) but have failed to note any strategy to counter the law, increase access, or acknowledge they care.
They disagree with a Mississippi age verification law (me too) but have failed to note any strategy to counter the law, increase access, or acknowledge they care.
I forgot to mention this on Halloween, but why are so many kids not allowed to have Gushers?
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I forgot to mention this on Halloween, but why are so many kids not allowed to have Gushers?
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Is this a thing?
November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Is this a thing?
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
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i
could
smell
the
onions
and
the
mustard
!!!!!!!!!
could
smell
the
onions
and
the
mustard
!!!!!!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
i
could
smell
the
onions
and
the
mustard
!!!!!!!!!
could
smell
the
onions
and
the
mustard
!!!!!!!!!
Emotional support plant?
October 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Emotional support plant?
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What about your parents anus?
October 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
What about your parents anus?
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MSNBC Live coverage: @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social interviewing a pink unicorn on live television is giving me life. #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
MSNBC Live coverage: @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social interviewing a pink unicorn on live television is giving me life. #NoKings
Just started the coffee pot, and two seconds later got scared because I couldn't figure out where that noise was coming from.
October 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Just started the coffee pot, and two seconds later got scared because I couldn't figure out where that noise was coming from.
I'm pretty sure my sister responded to my asking her when she had a chance to catch up with some sort of chatgpt/google assistant type of thing. Just the most bizarre response.
October 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I'm pretty sure my sister responded to my asking her when she had a chance to catch up with some sort of chatgpt/google assistant type of thing. Just the most bizarre response.
The squish machine said my boobs are good for another year.
October 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The squish machine said my boobs are good for another year.
The Sheetz vs WaWa thing makes no sense to me. They are both bad.
October 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The Sheetz vs WaWa thing makes no sense to me. They are both bad.
After over 21 years together I've just learned that my husband thought David Lee Roth was Sammy Hagar, and Sammy Hagar was David Lee Roth
September 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
After over 21 years together I've just learned that my husband thought David Lee Roth was Sammy Hagar, and Sammy Hagar was David Lee Roth