Boney Patterson
@bonniepatterson.bsky.social
Lead Narrative Designer on UNANNOUNCED CONSOLE SHOOTER. Yes, we finally get to shoot all those unannounced consoles! She/her. Former cyberneticist.
I've always been under the impression that if you don't have a court reporter, you don't have a court.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I've always been under the impression that if you don't have a court reporter, you don't have a court.
But if you ever need a duvet in a hurry, you can just pretend you're about to stand up.
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
But if you ever need a duvet in a hurry, you can just pretend you're about to stand up.
I am very very familiar with the kitty boob bruise, but I've only ever had tiny cats - Kaiju must deliver double sized bruises o.0
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I am very very familiar with the kitty boob bruise, but I've only ever had tiny cats - Kaiju must deliver double sized bruises o.0
Not gonna lie, that sounds awesome. Mine has lovely silky floof, but somewhere under that, she has the mass of a small planet, all concentrated into her tiny paws.
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Not gonna lie, that sounds awesome. Mine has lovely silky floof, but somewhere under that, she has the mass of a small planet, all concentrated into her tiny paws.
My TV also has this flaw. Makes it very difficult to read the subtitles.
(Also, that is an amazing name for a cat. How big is she?)
(Also, that is an amazing name for a cat. How big is she?)
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My TV also has this flaw. Makes it very difficult to read the subtitles.
(Also, that is an amazing name for a cat. How big is she?)
(Also, that is an amazing name for a cat. How big is she?)
Great British Bake-off?
There's really a lot of similarities.
There's really a lot of similarities.
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Great British Bake-off?
There's really a lot of similarities.
There's really a lot of similarities.
*chokes laughing*
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
*chokes laughing*
It would need to have a Tesla employee standing behind it to steer.
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It would need to have a Tesla employee standing behind it to steer.
"you can really tell Joe is his dad's son"
What, not because Steve is standing in the background, yelling "That's my boy! That's my amazing son!"?
What, not because Steve is standing in the background, yelling "That's my boy! That's my amazing son!"?
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"you can really tell Joe is his dad's son"
What, not because Steve is standing in the background, yelling "That's my boy! That's my amazing son!"?
What, not because Steve is standing in the background, yelling "That's my boy! That's my amazing son!"?
Slay the Princess fucked with my head so severely I had to make a condom hat.
And "fucked with my head" is a good thing in this context. An amazing artful thing.
And "fucked with my head" is a good thing in this context. An amazing artful thing.
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Slay the Princess fucked with my head so severely I had to make a condom hat.
And "fucked with my head" is a good thing in this context. An amazing artful thing.
And "fucked with my head" is a good thing in this context. An amazing artful thing.
Kanye West is in there trying to pretend it's an innovative fashion choice and not his fetish at all.
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Kanye West is in there trying to pretend it's an innovative fashion choice and not his fetish at all.
... Now I want it to be a Dr Who monster.
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
... Now I want it to be a Dr Who monster.
LOL! I thought it was going to turn out to be a Dr Who monster.
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
LOL! I thought it was going to turn out to be a Dr Who monster.
I do wish they'd recon more of the missing material though. I was pleasantly surprised by the quality.
Though I suppose if the script is missing too, and the BBC is closing the location where they were all archived, that's less likely.
Though I suppose if the script is missing too, and the BBC is closing the location where they were all archived, that's less likely.
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I do wish they'd recon more of the missing material though. I was pleasantly surprised by the quality.
Though I suppose if the script is missing too, and the BBC is closing the location where they were all archived, that's less likely.
Though I suppose if the script is missing too, and the BBC is closing the location where they were all archived, that's less likely.
I was weirdly lucky as a little girl. I was born in Australia when they were repeating Hartnell's series and then somehow managed to move around the world and see them all on TV in order until about halfway through Sylvester McCoy.
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I was weirdly lucky as a little girl. I was born in Australia when they were repeating Hartnell's series and then somehow managed to move around the world and see them all on TV in order until about halfway through Sylvester McCoy.
This. And I think that's why they want us all on HRT.
Nothing wrong with HRT with a proper prescription, but "Man had feelings hurt" is NOT a medical reason.
Nothing wrong with HRT with a proper prescription, but "Man had feelings hurt" is NOT a medical reason.
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This. And I think that's why they want us all on HRT.
Nothing wrong with HRT with a proper prescription, but "Man had feelings hurt" is NOT a medical reason.
Nothing wrong with HRT with a proper prescription, but "Man had feelings hurt" is NOT a medical reason.
I think they want everyone on HRT the moment their period is 2 days late so that...
Brace yourself for this shocking women's health revelation!
...menopausal women won't make men unhappy by telling them what they actually think.
Brace yourself for this shocking women's health revelation!
...menopausal women won't make men unhappy by telling them what they actually think.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I think they want everyone on HRT the moment their period is 2 days late so that...
Brace yourself for this shocking women's health revelation!
...menopausal women won't make men unhappy by telling them what they actually think.
Brace yourself for this shocking women's health revelation!
...menopausal women won't make men unhappy by telling them what they actually think.
Why do I get the feeling that the keyword for what they actually care about with this force-feeding of HRT is "Divorce", because some MAGA man in the cabinet or HHS is scared his wife will act on his stupidity.
Because it's not like they're recommending anything for period pain.
Because it's not like they're recommending anything for period pain.
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Why do I get the feeling that the keyword for what they actually care about with this force-feeding of HRT is "Divorce", because some MAGA man in the cabinet or HHS is scared his wife will act on his stupidity.
Because it's not like they're recommending anything for period pain.
Because it's not like they're recommending anything for period pain.
They sound like wacky tentacle monster neighbours in the suburbs who get up to hijinks.
November 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
They sound like wacky tentacle monster neighbours in the suburbs who get up to hijinks.
Here is your gold medal and your internet. Excellent work, esteemed Waldon.
November 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Here is your gold medal and your internet. Excellent work, esteemed Waldon.
Or that we all know what happened to Childs and MacCready but there's just enough wiggle room left by not seeing it for fragile, papery hope to bloom.
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Or that we all know what happened to Childs and MacCready but there's just enough wiggle room left by not seeing it for fragile, papery hope to bloom.
THINGU - J-horror version
November 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
THINGU - J-horror version
Or perhaps go back further still and start labelling the other side correctly.
"That is textbook psychopathy."
"That is textbook psychopathy."
November 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Or perhaps go back further still and start labelling the other side correctly.
"That is textbook psychopathy."
"That is textbook psychopathy."
Don't forget the GIRL who can FIGHT and has no "Make Sandwich" button, the birds you ride on instead of using a gas-guzzling vehicle, the casino that won't let you go into debt and the Turkbros you get to beat up.
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Don't forget the GIRL who can FIGHT and has no "Make Sandwich" button, the birds you ride on instead of using a gas-guzzling vehicle, the casino that won't let you go into debt and the Turkbros you get to beat up.