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You can't starve as a writer if you keep eating your words | Forthcoming substack on food & culture November 2023, other bad ideas to follow.
I still don’t know what to call my substack!! And I’m almost done with this!
November 10, 2023 at 1:57 AM
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American woman two tables over at this cafe is lamenting to her companion that all the breakfast options are “too carb-y.” ma’am. ma’am I don’t know how to break it to you but we are in Paris. ma’am.
October 21, 2023 at 8:28 AM
absolutely lost my mind in joy at the varvakios market today
October 21, 2023 at 12:46 PM
I do not know what to call my substack and the potential for a terrible pun is high
October 6, 2023 at 10:40 PM
on the topic of ruby tandoh, do you ever notice how dudes are rarely called "strident" when speaking passionately
October 6, 2023 at 10:39 PM
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justice for Ruby Tandoh, my perfect angel and one of my family's favorite contestants ever (the number one contestant for my family is Nadiya Hussain because of course she is)
October 6, 2023 at 9:53 PM
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me *driving past the apocalypse*: Horses
September 16, 2023 at 11:05 PM