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I don’t talk shit, I state facts.
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November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Slightly more seriously. It's crazy how the entire supposed constitutional theory of Trump 2.0 is that all power is vested in this single individual, down to every last tiny detail and whenever you ask him he's like "I have no idea; ask the lawyers"
May 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Trump signed an Executive Order attacking Federal Funding for Libraries.

Please send an email to your legislators and governors before it's too late!

action.everylibrary.org/emaileo2025 via @everylibrary.bsky.social
SEND AN EMAIL: Stop Trump's E.O. Attacking Federal Funding for Libraries
We need your help TODAY to tell your governors and key members of the House and Senate that federal funding for libraries - the Institute of Museum and Library Services (IMLS) - needs to be preserved!
action.everylibrary.org
May 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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New logo for Chuck Schumer’s Democratic Collaborator Party:
March 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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THIS. THIS IS HOW YOU POST CHUCK SCHUMER.
February 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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"Elon Musk: Special Government Employee" has about as much authority as "Paul Blart: Mall Cop"

Maybe less, actually
February 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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One thing you will never see American corporate media do is refer to anyone in good standing in Trumpworld as "extremist"—as to assign a moniker like that is to potentially turn off a current or future customer

But America cannot deal with this threat without understanding that these are extremists
January 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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The people pretending to be running the government do not believe in and are not interested in the concept of governance, which is why for years they have had little sense whatsoever of what government does

So of course they can stop all funding, they have no idea (nor do they care) what that means
January 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Holy shit, weekend update was *chef’s kiss* #snl
December 22, 2024 at 5:34 AM
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We didn’t elect a fucking South African billionaire. Republicans have been pathetic for years. Now they’ve taken it to a new level.
December 20, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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When you can’t tell if it’s seasonal depression or Trump-related depression, that’s called treasonal depression.
December 20, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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America ~ THIS is how it’s done.

This is how you protect your citizens from rich assholes with an agenda. #SheShed
December 18, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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The nightmare begins, with an ignorant, unelected billionaire from South Africa gunning to shut down the US government—based on lies and falsehoods. A @politico.com fact check, and it’s a doozy.
www.politico.com/newsletters/...
What Elon got wrong about the CR
www.politico.com
December 18, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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December 15, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
December 13, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
December 13, 2024 at 12:26 PM
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Amid this reckoning over the inhumanity and dysfunction of the American health care system keep in mind you're being asked to believe the same system is treating trans people *too* efficiently
December 12, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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THIS is Our INSTRUCTION
December 12, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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Fun fact — when asked whether he would lower the price of groceries while in office, Trump’s answer was:

“I don't think so. Look, they got them up. I'd like to bring them down. It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard.”

Congratulations to the “price of eggs” idiots.
December 12, 2024 at 3:52 PM