Brain Occipital Lobe Learning & Obs. Ctr. Kalhausen-Strasbourg
@bolloc-ks.bsky.social
Detecting and matching brainwaves to specific academic works. Say one thing. Mean another. Your thoughts are with us.
We have now looked up this “bollocks” word in a dictionary of England.
Firstly, why do you have so many words beginning with W? One page would be enough.
Second we will rename ourselves to the Brain Occipital Observation Building Strasbourg.
Now stop all your filthy talking.
Firstly, why do you have so many words beginning with W? One page would be enough.
Second we will rename ourselves to the Brain Occipital Observation Building Strasbourg.
Now stop all your filthy talking.
April 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM
We have now looked up this “bollocks” word in a dictionary of England.
Firstly, why do you have so many words beginning with W? One page would be enough.
Second we will rename ourselves to the Brain Occipital Observation Building Strasbourg.
Now stop all your filthy talking.
Firstly, why do you have so many words beginning with W? One page would be enough.
Second we will rename ourselves to the Brain Occipital Observation Building Strasbourg.
Now stop all your filthy talking.
Update: our offices are being raided by the French Health Ministry/FUN POLICE.
Considering next steps.
Considering next steps.
April 1, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Update: our offices are being raided by the French Health Ministry/FUN POLICE.
Considering next steps.
Considering next steps.
WE DID NOT EXPECT OUR GREAT WORK IN MIND READING TO BE MET WITH CRIES OF 'BOLLOCKS"
a woman says i 'm really disappointed in a netflix advertisement
Alt: a woman says i 'm really disappointed in a netflix advertisement
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April 1, 2025 at 9:23 AM
WE DID NOT EXPECT OUR GREAT WORK IN MIND READING TO BE MET WITH CRIES OF 'BOLLOCKS"
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The #scicomm advance we’ve all been waiting for.
THREAD
Today Altmetric is announcing a major development in collaboration with the Brain Occipital Lobe Learning Observation Centre Kalhausen-Strasbourg.
From today Altmetric will be able to determine what research paper you're thinking of, regardless of what you're actually writing/saying.
1/17
Today Altmetric is announcing a major development in collaboration with the Brain Occipital Lobe Learning Observation Centre Kalhausen-Strasbourg.
From today Altmetric will be able to determine what research paper you're thinking of, regardless of what you're actually writing/saying.
1/17
April 1, 2025 at 8:46 AM
The #scicomm advance we’ve all been waiting for.
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BOLLOCKS.
THREAD
Today Altmetric is announcing a major development in collaboration with the Brain Occipital Lobe Learning Observation Centre Kalhausen-Strasbourg.
From today Altmetric will be able to determine what research paper you're thinking of, regardless of what you're actually writing/saying.
1/17
Today Altmetric is announcing a major development in collaboration with the Brain Occipital Lobe Learning Observation Centre Kalhausen-Strasbourg.
From today Altmetric will be able to determine what research paper you're thinking of, regardless of what you're actually writing/saying.
1/17
April 1, 2025 at 8:42 AM
BOLLOCKS.
As a French speaking organisation we are *thumbs through dictionary* "vexed" about all this laughter about our noble name.
You could make an acronym from the name of this collaborating centre.... love it! 👏 @altmetric.com
#Aprilfools #AcademicSky #MedSky
#Aprilfools #AcademicSky #MedSky
THREAD
Today Altmetric is announcing a major development in collaboration with the Brain Occipital Lobe Learning Observation Centre Kalhausen-Strasbourg.
From today Altmetric will be able to determine what research paper you're thinking of, regardless of what you're actually writing/saying.
1/17
Today Altmetric is announcing a major development in collaboration with the Brain Occipital Lobe Learning Observation Centre Kalhausen-Strasbourg.
From today Altmetric will be able to determine what research paper you're thinking of, regardless of what you're actually writing/saying.
1/17
April 1, 2025 at 8:33 AM
As a French speaking organisation we are *thumbs through dictionary* "vexed" about all this laughter about our noble name.
Brilliant idea
Someone please make an account for Brain Occipital Lobe Learning Observation Centre Kalhausen-Strasbourg and post spoof all year round from it.
THREAD
Today Altmetric is announcing a major development in collaboration with the Brain Occipital Lobe Learning Observation Centre Kalhausen-Strasbourg.
From today Altmetric will be able to determine what research paper you're thinking of, regardless of what you're actually writing/saying.
1/17
Today Altmetric is announcing a major development in collaboration with the Brain Occipital Lobe Learning Observation Centre Kalhausen-Strasbourg.
From today Altmetric will be able to determine what research paper you're thinking of, regardless of what you're actually writing/saying.
1/17
April 1, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Brilliant idea
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Reasons why @altmetric.com is winning Bluesky. 😆 🙌
THREAD
Today Altmetric is announcing a major development in collaboration with the Brain Occipital Lobe Learning Observation Centre Kalhausen-Strasbourg.
From today Altmetric will be able to determine what research paper you're thinking of, regardless of what you're actually writing/saying.
1/17
Today Altmetric is announcing a major development in collaboration with the Brain Occipital Lobe Learning Observation Centre Kalhausen-Strasbourg.
From today Altmetric will be able to determine what research paper you're thinking of, regardless of what you're actually writing/saying.
1/17
April 1, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Reasons why @altmetric.com is winning Bluesky. 😆 🙌
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THREAD
Today Altmetric is announcing a major development in collaboration with the Brain Occipital Lobe Learning Observation Centre Kalhausen-Strasbourg.
From today Altmetric will be able to determine what research paper you're thinking of, regardless of what you're actually writing/saying.
1/17
Today Altmetric is announcing a major development in collaboration with the Brain Occipital Lobe Learning Observation Centre Kalhausen-Strasbourg.
From today Altmetric will be able to determine what research paper you're thinking of, regardless of what you're actually writing/saying.
1/17
April 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
THREAD
Today Altmetric is announcing a major development in collaboration with the Brain Occipital Lobe Learning Observation Centre Kalhausen-Strasbourg.
From today Altmetric will be able to determine what research paper you're thinking of, regardless of what you're actually writing/saying.
1/17
Today Altmetric is announcing a major development in collaboration with the Brain Occipital Lobe Learning Observation Centre Kalhausen-Strasbourg.
From today Altmetric will be able to determine what research paper you're thinking of, regardless of what you're actually writing/saying.
1/17
Getting a lot of snarky comments about our name. We are French and do not know of this "bollocks" of which you speak and keep DMing us.
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April 1, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Getting a lot of snarky comments about our name. We are French and do not know of this "bollocks" of which you speak and keep DMing us.
- Management (disappointed)
- Management (disappointed)
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Follow the work of @bolloc-ks.bsky.social here. They will shortly be launching a GoFundMe to raise money for a sudden legal complaint by several thousand former test subjects that is like totally unrelated.
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April 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Follow the work of @bolloc-ks.bsky.social here. They will shortly be launching a GoFundMe to raise money for a sudden legal complaint by several thousand former test subjects that is like totally unrelated.
17/17
17/17
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😵💫 Tortured phrases by a Google employee in an @arxiv-cs-cv.bsky.social preprint, really? Or an impersonation, or a bad joke? pubpeer.com/publications...
March 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
😵💫 Tortured phrases by a Google employee in an @arxiv-cs-cv.bsky.social preprint, really? Or an impersonation, or a bad joke? pubpeer.com/publications...
Our most recent test subject.
His tombstone should read “Citation Needed”
His tombstone should read “Citation Needed”
In today’s Vatnik Soup, I’ll introduce a podcaster and conspiracy theorist, Joe Rogan. He’s best-known for launching the biggest podcast in the world, promoting various conspiracy theories, his support for Donald Trump and his anti-Ukraine rhetoric.
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March 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Our most recent test subject.
His tombstone should read “Citation Needed”
His tombstone should read “Citation Needed”
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Where did this persistent trend of "punishing wrong-doers will have unintended consequences" come from and why don't we realize its killing us?
I really never thought I'd be arguing for deontology over consequentialism but jeez...
I really never thought I'd be arguing for deontology over consequentialism but jeez...
Royal Society decides not to take disciplinary action against Elon Musk
Fellows argue Musk has violated code of conduct but council believes investigation ‘could do more harm than good’ www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Fellows argue Musk has violated code of conduct but council believes investigation ‘could do more harm than good’ www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Royal Society decides not to take disciplinary action against Elon Musk
Exclusive: Fellows argue Musk has violated code of conduct but council believes investigation ‘could do more harm than good’
www.theguardian.com
March 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Where did this persistent trend of "punishing wrong-doers will have unintended consequences" come from and why don't we realize its killing us?
I really never thought I'd be arguing for deontology over consequentialism but jeez...
I really never thought I'd be arguing for deontology over consequentialism but jeez...
Adrienn Ruzsinszky just thought about this paper from his long time collaborator, making it a Thoughtation
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doi.org/10.1103/phys...
Generalized Gradient Approximation Made Simple
Generalized gradient approximations (GGA's) for the exchange-correlation energy improve upon the local spin density (LSD) description of atoms, molecules, and solids. We present a simple derivation of...
doi.org
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Adrienn Ruzsinszky just thought about this paper from his long time collaborator, making it a Thoughtation
doi.org/10.1103/phys...
doi.org/10.1103/phys...
The social media manager at @altmetric.com thought about this article four times today www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Huge amounts of bird-flu virus found in raw milk of infected cows
New findings point to the milking process as a possible route of avian-influenza spread between cows — and from cow to human.
www.nature.com
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The social media manager at @altmetric.com thought about this article four times today www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Paris Marx just Thought about this article but decided to omit it from his next podcast episode. journals.ssau.ru/semiotic/art...
Harry Potter and technopessimism: are «zoomers» ready for the technological progress?
Semiotic studies Vol 2, No 3 (2022)
journals.ssau.ru
March 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Paris Marx just Thought about this article but decided to omit it from his next podcast episode. journals.ssau.ru/semiotic/art...
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Breakthrough 3D Imaging Reveals Hidden Changes in the Aging Skull #Science #HealthandMedicine #Neurology #AgingResearch #3DImaging #Neuroscience
Breakthrough 3D Imaging Reveals Hidden Changes in the Aging Skull
Researchers have created the first 3D visualizations of how nerves and blood vessels in the skull change with age, showing a decline in neurovascular density over time. New research sheds light on how...
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March 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Breakthrough 3D Imaging Reveals Hidden Changes in the Aging Skull #Science #HealthandMedicine #Neurology #AgingResearch #3DImaging #Neuroscience
Bill Nye just ReThought this article
Ken Hamm tried not to think about www.lifescied.org/doi/10.1187/... but he did it anyway
“It's More Of A Me-Thing Than An Evolution Thing”: Exploring The Validity Of Evolution Acceptance Measures Using Student Interviews | CBE—Life Sciences Education
Researchers who study student acceptance of evolution rely on surveys that are designed to measure evolution acceptance. It is important for these surveys to measure evolution acceptance accurately an...
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Ken Hamm tried not to think about www.lifescied.org/doi/10.1187/... but he did it anyway
“It's More Of A Me-Thing Than An Evolution Thing”: Exploring The Validity Of Evolution Acceptance Measures Using Student Interviews | CBE—Life Sciences Education
Researchers who study student acceptance of evolution rely on surveys that are designed to measure evolution acceptance. It is important for these surveys to measure evolution acceptance accurately an...
www.lifescied.org
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Ken Hamm tried not to think about www.lifescied.org/doi/10.1187/... but he did it anyway
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Punctuated equilibrium at 50: Anything there for evolutionary anthropology? Yes; definitely
The theory of punctuated equilibrium (PE) was developed a little over 50 years ago to explain long-term, large-scale appearance and disappearance of species in the fossil record. A theory designed sp...
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A Programmable Dual-RNA–Guided DNA Endonuclease in Adaptive Bacterial Immunity
A prokaryotic RNA–directed targeting system can be designed to cleave any DNA sequence.
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