Hirofumi Yoshida

Everyone's favorite switch working for Public Safety.
He clearly has more to him than what he is allowed to show, but due to his position, he often has no choice.
I love you, Pookie, but could you please stop working for the Japanese CIA?

One day, this job will kill you...

Cloud Strife

Normally, former PMCs can fuck off for all that I care, but he more then redeemed himself by joining Avalanche and fighting back against Shinra.
Also, I too thing that he looks cute in a dress, lol.

Yusei Fudo

I think people are sleeping on how wild this guy is. He escaped from the hood, went to prison, survived the prison administration trying to kill him, saved the world multiple times, and ended apartheid for the people of Satellite.
But most importantly, he never forgot where he is from.

...even if we can not touch each other.

Angel Devil

This one should hardly be a surprise. I would trade in my remaining life for a single night of us being together, but the only reason why I wouldn't do it is because I know that he low-key cares and would be sad if someone dies for him.
But I still would want to be together with him...

Chrom (not that blond haired girl, lol)

The only monarch that I would vibe with fr.
My favorite lord from the FE series; he once won a cooking competition due to RKO.
Not that he is a bad cook or misunderstood the assignment, he just showed out-of-the-box thinking against The Vaike.

I do eat really fast, but Coco is on some Wally West type shit and can perception blitz me.
Mind you that I already have better than average reflexes, but humanity can never hope to overcome her.

Not sure how effective this would be, I think she would just find a way to snatch it away from me. She is really fast.

They actually sleep on a safe location, they just lie on the stairs whenever you look so that you worry about them.
Classic toxic relationship.

I was just about to post a picture of her and write "Stay back, ladies. I already got all the pussy that I need." and then she does this to me??

Worst thing is, she fucking nows that she can get away with whatever, because a prior cat probably used its Toxoplasma gondii magic on my mom.

Went and looked at the accounts of those who made those blocklists, and I might need to pop some potassium iodide pills due to the pure amount of Hitler particles those accounts radiated.

Perhaps this is just me being a bit salty that people now assume that I am an antisemitic employee of the Israeli Ministry of Foreign Affairs, but people on Bluesky put way too much faith into blocklists.

Not SSure if that is a SSudden thing, but MaoiSSt SStandard EngliSSh is terribly addiKKKting.

Genuinely unSSure at this point. RuSSian propaganda taKKKtiKKKSS really are dumb enough to maKKKe you believe that AmeriKKKa is behind them.

I kind of feel as if way too many people didn't get why eugenics is bad in general, and not just the specific historic examples.

ThanKKKSS, mein oomf.

Ah, I understand. I would not recommend taking life advice from me anyways, lol.