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Modern-day Cyrus the Great, Unmarried Wife Guy, recovering Oxygen addict, Professional Pervert & Revolutionary People's Commissar for Good Taste in Movies and Books
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Decided to have another 100% original idea:
1 Like = 1 "Non-Political" take!
(Or at least "less political" in my case)
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I want to give my thanks to the brave Red Army who toppled the Third Reich during WW2.

Your sacrifices shall not be forgotten.

#VeteransDay
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Please, President Xi! Just have my visa approved!!

She already thought about doing a pregnancy test, and I am scared of the results.
If the Chinese Ministry for State Security ever has need for me as a language teacher/translator (or anything else they want of me), then they really wouldn't have to pay me much.

My loyalty is yours in exchange for a Permanent Resident card and some baozi, lol.
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I don't think that Fumiko is the narrator of CSM as a whole, rather, I think that the narrator switches throughout the story.

It mostly is Denji, especially in Part 1, with obvious exception of the Gun Devil incident, which probably was also narrated by Fumiko.
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
#CSM220 Bitch, no one wants to be friends with you!!
Take a shower and switch clothing more often than twice a year. You just know that those socks are crusty asf!
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
#CSM220 Fujimoto did something I joked about before: having the villain discover the Power of Friendship™.

Also, it's cool that we now know who the narrator of this story is, or perhaps she simply narrates the battle.
I doubt that they surveilled Denji while he lived in the shed in Chapter 1, lol.
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Sydney Sweeney: Yeah i may be racist but you were mean and that's worse.
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Many people in Xinjiang, China speak Uyghur meanwhile few people in Hawaii, the USA speak Hawaiian
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
If the Chinese Ministry for State Security ever has need for me as a language teacher/translator (or anything else they want of me), then they really wouldn't have to pay me much.

My loyalty is yours in exchange for a Permanent Resident card and some baozi, lol.
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This is the Odyssey, not the Iliad. Also, I fucking doubt that Musk has read either of the two, neither of them really are about fighting for the sake of princesses.
you'll never convince me that Derrida wasn't onto something when the richest man in the world just completed the phallocentrism-phonocentrism-logocentrism trifecta in a tweet about Homer
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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friend pointed out to me a cycle with denji.

"i commit violence - makima likes me.
i commit violence - the public likes me.
i commit violence - yoru likes me.
i commit violence - asa likes me?"

whatever world this boy makes isn't going to be very good i think
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Obligatory interaction bait before I go to bed.
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Cleaned version
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It is always great to see when a piece of media you enjoyed as a child "aged with you" as you grew older, so to speak.

I did not care much for girls (or really anyone for that matter) when I was a kid, but now, I take Mrs. Strife's advice to heart.
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Chainsaw Man - Reze

After the game jam ended, I decided to brush up on my skills and came across Reze.
Makima draws Reze, how ironic.😏
So what? The trailers were voiced, so why not draw fan art?
#chainsawman #reze #anime #fanart
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
There should be a law that something does not qualify as a crime if the majority of people you ask on the street think that it is very funny that you did that.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Chat, do you think this handsome lad has a chance to score with Ms. Italy?
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
A well-known fact around the world about G*rman politicians after October 3rd, 1990, is that all they know is to fund genocide, eat hot chip and lie.

But the representative of the Ministry of Defense being uncomfortable with the word "truthfully" and purposefully avoiding it is pure comedy gold.
Some more news updates from the Fourth Reich for those of you who are interested:
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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New Reze and Denji illustration by Tatsuki Fujimoto. Reze is someone who can match his freak.
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 AM
As a terminally online Third World Maoist and a traitor to Yakub, I feel as if we need new names for G*rmany, Fr*nce and Br*tain that have both the letter "K" and the letter "S" in them.
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I am low-key glad that J.K. R*wling is such a massive piece of shit because now I don't have to pretend anymore that her books are anything but fanfic-level slop and that H*rry P*tter fans aren't lame as hell.
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 AM
🫵 Cum!
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Decided to play Final Fantasy VII again, but I didn't remember that the OG PS1 version looked so much like ass. Guess nostalgia makes us all remember things differently from how they really were.

Fortunately, shaders exist to make the actual game look more like how I remembered it.
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 AM