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Age: 2ℵ₀ 💔🥀
Sex: Yes
Modern-day Cyrus the Great, Unmarried Wife Guy, recovering Oxygen addict, Professional Pervert & Revolutionary People's Commissar for Good Taste in Movies and Books
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Sex: Yes
Modern-day Cyrus the Great, Unmarried Wife Guy, recovering Oxygen addict, Professional Pervert & Revolutionary People's Commissar for Good Taste in Movies and Books
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My dreams are long, realistic, and yet weird, but so are most of my childhood memories, which makes differentiating between the two difficult sometimes.
For example, I was pretty certain that this cartoon was part of a dream that I had, in which I lived in the Netherlands for a short time.
For example, I was pretty certain that this cartoon was part of a dream that I had, in which I lived in the Netherlands for a short time.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My dreams are long, realistic, and yet weird, but so are most of my childhood memories, which makes differentiating between the two difficult sometimes.
For example, I was pretty certain that this cartoon was part of a dream that I had, in which I lived in the Netherlands for a short time.
For example, I was pretty certain that this cartoon was part of a dream that I had, in which I lived in the Netherlands for a short time.
Astolfo
Philosophers are still undecided if it really counts as gay if the guy looks cute in a skirt and with some stockings on.
Also, given that all stories and mythologies are true in the Fate universe, he is probably the only servant who was on the Moon before (with Elijah's chariot).
Philosophers are still undecided if it really counts as gay if the guy looks cute in a skirt and with some stockings on.
Also, given that all stories and mythologies are true in the Fate universe, he is probably the only servant who was on the Moon before (with Elijah's chariot).
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Astolfo
Philosophers are still undecided if it really counts as gay if the guy looks cute in a skirt and with some stockings on.
Also, given that all stories and mythologies are true in the Fate universe, he is probably the only servant who was on the Moon before (with Elijah's chariot).
Philosophers are still undecided if it really counts as gay if the guy looks cute in a skirt and with some stockings on.
Also, given that all stories and mythologies are true in the Fate universe, he is probably the only servant who was on the Moon before (with Elijah's chariot).
Glad that I was removed from this blocklist and am no longer a Hasbara trainee, although I would really like to know how I ended up there in the first place.
Regardless, I think I will avoid using any blocklists in the future, and I suggest that you also only use them with caution.
Regardless, I think I will avoid using any blocklists in the future, and I suggest that you also only use them with caution.
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Glad that I was removed from this blocklist and am no longer a Hasbara trainee, although I would really like to know how I ended up there in the first place.
Regardless, I think I will avoid using any blocklists in the future, and I suggest that you also only use them with caution.
Regardless, I think I will avoid using any blocklists in the future, and I suggest that you also only use them with caution.
Sephiroth
The icon of Gay Wrath! Who could have guessed that Mommy issues actually make you cooler when you are evil?
Also, if Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII is to be believed, he spends an entire bottle of shampoo, as well as an entire bottle of conditioner per day on his luscious, silky hair.
The icon of Gay Wrath! Who could have guessed that Mommy issues actually make you cooler when you are evil?
Also, if Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII is to be believed, he spends an entire bottle of shampoo, as well as an entire bottle of conditioner per day on his luscious, silky hair.
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Sephiroth
The icon of Gay Wrath! Who could have guessed that Mommy issues actually make you cooler when you are evil?
Also, if Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII is to be believed, he spends an entire bottle of shampoo, as well as an entire bottle of conditioner per day on his luscious, silky hair.
The icon of Gay Wrath! Who could have guessed that Mommy issues actually make you cooler when you are evil?
Also, if Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII is to be believed, he spends an entire bottle of shampoo, as well as an entire bottle of conditioner per day on his luscious, silky hair.
Ike
The leader of the Greil mercenaries, the only non-noble FE protag, actually gay, and the strongest human of the FE universe, although, everyone in Tellius is super-human, but Ike especially.
Only downside: He is probably also the biggest war criminal of the FE universe outside of evil gods.
The leader of the Greil mercenaries, the only non-noble FE protag, actually gay, and the strongest human of the FE universe, although, everyone in Tellius is super-human, but Ike especially.
Only downside: He is probably also the biggest war criminal of the FE universe outside of evil gods.
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ike
The leader of the Greil mercenaries, the only non-noble FE protag, actually gay, and the strongest human of the FE universe, although, everyone in Tellius is super-human, but Ike especially.
Only downside: He is probably also the biggest war criminal of the FE universe outside of evil gods.
The leader of the Greil mercenaries, the only non-noble FE protag, actually gay, and the strongest human of the FE universe, although, everyone in Tellius is super-human, but Ike especially.
Only downside: He is probably also the biggest war criminal of the FE universe outside of evil gods.
Happy Veterans Day, Grandpa!
I know some people take issues because the army he served in did some crimes, but have you ever considered that he was just poor little small bean?
How else was he supposed to get some money without an Abitur?
But he is pro-welfare state so it all evens out in the end.
I know some people take issues because the army he served in did some crimes, but have you ever considered that he was just poor little small bean?
How else was he supposed to get some money without an Abitur?
But he is pro-welfare state so it all evens out in the end.
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Happy Veterans Day, Grandpa!
I know some people take issues because the army he served in did some crimes, but have you ever considered that he was just poor little small bean?
How else was he supposed to get some money without an Abitur?
But he is pro-welfare state so it all evens out in the end.
I know some people take issues because the army he served in did some crimes, but have you ever considered that he was just poor little small bean?
How else was he supposed to get some money without an Abitur?
But he is pro-welfare state so it all evens out in the end.
Snake/Big Boss
I mean, Snake always looks handsome, but if I had to choose, then I would pick the one from Peace Walker, because he basically turns into Che Guevara in this game, which makes him an ethical target to lust over.
I mean, Snake always looks handsome, but if I had to choose, then I would pick the one from Peace Walker, because he basically turns into Che Guevara in this game, which makes him an ethical target to lust over.
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Snake/Big Boss
I mean, Snake always looks handsome, but if I had to choose, then I would pick the one from Peace Walker, because he basically turns into Che Guevara in this game, which makes him an ethical target to lust over.
I mean, Snake always looks handsome, but if I had to choose, then I would pick the one from Peace Walker, because he basically turns into Che Guevara in this game, which makes him an ethical target to lust over.
Link
I mean, do I even have to say anything?
Link could turn the straightest man in the world gay, and I definitely am not the straightest man.
Also, the picture chosen definitely is 100% from a canonical source.
I mean, do I even have to say anything?
Link could turn the straightest man in the world gay, and I definitely am not the straightest man.
Also, the picture chosen definitely is 100% from a canonical source.
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Link
I mean, do I even have to say anything?
Link could turn the straightest man in the world gay, and I definitely am not the straightest man.
Also, the picture chosen definitely is 100% from a canonical source.
I mean, do I even have to say anything?
Link could turn the straightest man in the world gay, and I definitely am not the straightest man.
Also, the picture chosen definitely is 100% from a canonical source.
R.I.P. Lil'Bro 🥀💀🙏
He got iced by Koko because she thought that I could not take care of myself.
On the plus side, I guess that means that she really does care for me in her own way.
He got iced by Koko because she thought that I could not take care of myself.
On the plus side, I guess that means that she really does care for me in her own way.
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
R.I.P. Lil'Bro 🥀💀🙏
He got iced by Koko because she thought that I could not take care of myself.
On the plus side, I guess that means that she really does care for me in her own way.
He got iced by Koko because she thought that I could not take care of myself.
On the plus side, I guess that means that she really does care for me in her own way.
Strider/Aragorn
He was literally written to be the pinnacle of inner strength and virtue that is achievable for a human.
The fact that he also teaches plenty of IRL young men a healthier version of masculinity than what we usually get is also a nice plus.
He was literally written to be the pinnacle of inner strength and virtue that is achievable for a human.
The fact that he also teaches plenty of IRL young men a healthier version of masculinity than what we usually get is also a nice plus.
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Strider/Aragorn
He was literally written to be the pinnacle of inner strength and virtue that is achievable for a human.
The fact that he also teaches plenty of IRL young men a healthier version of masculinity than what we usually get is also a nice plus.
He was literally written to be the pinnacle of inner strength and virtue that is achievable for a human.
The fact that he also teaches plenty of IRL young men a healthier version of masculinity than what we usually get is also a nice plus.
Dante
I don't care that he will look like Gandalf after two more games, he still is the embodiment of sexiness.
Also, I think he needs someone to mend the sadness that he hides deep inside of himself whenever Virgin (Vergil) is not around.
I don't care that he will look like Gandalf after two more games, he still is the embodiment of sexiness.
Also, I think he needs someone to mend the sadness that he hides deep inside of himself whenever Virgin (Vergil) is not around.
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Dante
I don't care that he will look like Gandalf after two more games, he still is the embodiment of sexiness.
Also, I think he needs someone to mend the sadness that he hides deep inside of himself whenever Virgin (Vergil) is not around.
I don't care that he will look like Gandalf after two more games, he still is the embodiment of sexiness.
Also, I think he needs someone to mend the sadness that he hides deep inside of himself whenever Virgin (Vergil) is not around.
N (Natural Harmonia Gropius, yes this is actually his full name)
My favorite Pokémon rights activist and math nerd; if he would have asked me to join Team Plasma then I would have done so.
Plus, I would (if we were together) casually hint that I would be cool with it, if he were a Zoruark.
My favorite Pokémon rights activist and math nerd; if he would have asked me to join Team Plasma then I would have done so.
Plus, I would (if we were together) casually hint that I would be cool with it, if he were a Zoruark.
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 AM
N (Natural Harmonia Gropius, yes this is actually his full name)
My favorite Pokémon rights activist and math nerd; if he would have asked me to join Team Plasma then I would have done so.
Plus, I would (if we were together) casually hint that I would be cool with it, if he were a Zoruark.
My favorite Pokémon rights activist and math nerd; if he would have asked me to join Team Plasma then I would have done so.
Plus, I would (if we were together) casually hint that I would be cool with it, if he were a Zoruark.
Zuko
I mean, do I even have to say anything? This guy literally give up his royal privilege (even if he gained it later after the war) in order to do what is right and prevent a second genocide committed by his nation.
He also is brave, smart, charming, handsome, and one of the funniest characters.
I mean, do I even have to say anything? This guy literally give up his royal privilege (even if he gained it later after the war) in order to do what is right and prevent a second genocide committed by his nation.
He also is brave, smart, charming, handsome, and one of the funniest characters.
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Zuko
I mean, do I even have to say anything? This guy literally give up his royal privilege (even if he gained it later after the war) in order to do what is right and prevent a second genocide committed by his nation.
He also is brave, smart, charming, handsome, and one of the funniest characters.
I mean, do I even have to say anything? This guy literally give up his royal privilege (even if he gained it later after the war) in order to do what is right and prevent a second genocide committed by his nation.
He also is brave, smart, charming, handsome, and one of the funniest characters.
Spike Spiegel
Some love for my favorite broke boy. As someone who was financially in similarly precarious situations, I feel like we both would be rather similar in terms of lifestyle.
Plus, I can teach him some Sambo in exchange for kickboxing lessons.
But I would try to get him to quit smoking.
Some love for my favorite broke boy. As someone who was financially in similarly precarious situations, I feel like we both would be rather similar in terms of lifestyle.
Plus, I can teach him some Sambo in exchange for kickboxing lessons.
But I would try to get him to quit smoking.
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Spike Spiegel
Some love for my favorite broke boy. As someone who was financially in similarly precarious situations, I feel like we both would be rather similar in terms of lifestyle.
Plus, I can teach him some Sambo in exchange for kickboxing lessons.
But I would try to get him to quit smoking.
Some love for my favorite broke boy. As someone who was financially in similarly precarious situations, I feel like we both would be rather similar in terms of lifestyle.
Plus, I can teach him some Sambo in exchange for kickboxing lessons.
But I would try to get him to quit smoking.
Hirofumi Yoshida
Everyone's favorite switch working for Public Safety.
He clearly has more to him than what he is allowed to show, but due to his position, he often has no choice.
I love you, Pookie, but could you please stop working for the Japanese CIA?
One day, this job will kill you...
Everyone's favorite switch working for Public Safety.
He clearly has more to him than what he is allowed to show, but due to his position, he often has no choice.
I love you, Pookie, but could you please stop working for the Japanese CIA?
One day, this job will kill you...
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Hirofumi Yoshida
Everyone's favorite switch working for Public Safety.
He clearly has more to him than what he is allowed to show, but due to his position, he often has no choice.
I love you, Pookie, but could you please stop working for the Japanese CIA?
One day, this job will kill you...
Everyone's favorite switch working for Public Safety.
He clearly has more to him than what he is allowed to show, but due to his position, he often has no choice.
I love you, Pookie, but could you please stop working for the Japanese CIA?
One day, this job will kill you...
Cloud Strife
Normally, former PMCs can fuck off for all that I care, but he more then redeemed himself by joining Avalanche and fighting back against Shinra.
Also, I too thing that he looks cute in a dress, lol.
Normally, former PMCs can fuck off for all that I care, but he more then redeemed himself by joining Avalanche and fighting back against Shinra.
Also, I too thing that he looks cute in a dress, lol.
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Cloud Strife
Normally, former PMCs can fuck off for all that I care, but he more then redeemed himself by joining Avalanche and fighting back against Shinra.
Also, I too thing that he looks cute in a dress, lol.
Normally, former PMCs can fuck off for all that I care, but he more then redeemed himself by joining Avalanche and fighting back against Shinra.
Also, I too thing that he looks cute in a dress, lol.
Yusei Fudo
I think people are sleeping on how wild this guy is. He escaped from the hood, went to prison, survived the prison administration trying to kill him, saved the world multiple times, and ended apartheid for the people of Satellite.
But most importantly, he never forgot where he is from.
I think people are sleeping on how wild this guy is. He escaped from the hood, went to prison, survived the prison administration trying to kill him, saved the world multiple times, and ended apartheid for the people of Satellite.
But most importantly, he never forgot where he is from.
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Yusei Fudo
I think people are sleeping on how wild this guy is. He escaped from the hood, went to prison, survived the prison administration trying to kill him, saved the world multiple times, and ended apartheid for the people of Satellite.
But most importantly, he never forgot where he is from.
I think people are sleeping on how wild this guy is. He escaped from the hood, went to prison, survived the prison administration trying to kill him, saved the world multiple times, and ended apartheid for the people of Satellite.
But most importantly, he never forgot where he is from.
Angel Devil
This one should hardly be a surprise. I would trade in my remaining life for a single night of us being together, but the only reason why I wouldn't do it is because I know that he low-key cares and would be sad if someone dies for him.
But I still would want to be together with him...
This one should hardly be a surprise. I would trade in my remaining life for a single night of us being together, but the only reason why I wouldn't do it is because I know that he low-key cares and would be sad if someone dies for him.
But I still would want to be together with him...
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Angel Devil
This one should hardly be a surprise. I would trade in my remaining life for a single night of us being together, but the only reason why I wouldn't do it is because I know that he low-key cares and would be sad if someone dies for him.
But I still would want to be together with him...
This one should hardly be a surprise. I would trade in my remaining life for a single night of us being together, but the only reason why I wouldn't do it is because I know that he low-key cares and would be sad if someone dies for him.
But I still would want to be together with him...
Chrom (not that blond haired girl, lol)
The only monarch that I would vibe with fr.
My favorite lord from the FE series; he once won a cooking competition due to RKO.
Not that he is a bad cook or misunderstood the assignment, he just showed out-of-the-box thinking against The Vaike.
The only monarch that I would vibe with fr.
My favorite lord from the FE series; he once won a cooking competition due to RKO.
Not that he is a bad cook or misunderstood the assignment, he just showed out-of-the-box thinking against The Vaike.
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Chrom (not that blond haired girl, lol)
The only monarch that I would vibe with fr.
My favorite lord from the FE series; he once won a cooking competition due to RKO.
Not that he is a bad cook or misunderstood the assignment, he just showed out-of-the-box thinking against The Vaike.
The only monarch that I would vibe with fr.
My favorite lord from the FE series; he once won a cooking competition due to RKO.
Not that he is a bad cook or misunderstood the assignment, he just showed out-of-the-box thinking against The Vaike.
Pls, God! Let there be another internet outage in RuSSia so that the bot farms will be shut down as well. 🙏
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Pls, God! Let there be another internet outage in RuSSia so that the bot farms will be shut down as well. 🙏
Final Fantasy VII taught me that a real man does whatever it takes to help his friends in need, especially if it involves getting forcefemed by another female friend (who is way too much into this) in order to infiltrate the Playboy Mansion.
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Final Fantasy VII taught me that a real man does whatever it takes to help his friends in need, especially if it involves getting forcefemed by another female friend (who is way too much into this) in order to infiltrate the Playboy Mansion.
#CSM220 Bitch, no one wants to be friends with you!!
Take a shower and switch clothing more often than twice a year. You just know that those socks are crusty asf!
Take a shower and switch clothing more often than twice a year. You just know that those socks are crusty asf!
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
#CSM220 Bitch, no one wants to be friends with you!!
Take a shower and switch clothing more often than twice a year. You just know that those socks are crusty asf!
Take a shower and switch clothing more often than twice a year. You just know that those socks are crusty asf!