Frog Milk
@bogdonor.bsky.social
Think the guys at Valvoline would care if I cranked off while they did my oil change?
July 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Think the guys at Valvoline would care if I cranked off while they did my oil change?
Idk if you guys knew this but they blew up the Chicken Man in Philly last night
July 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Idk if you guys knew this but they blew up the Chicken Man in Philly last night
ICE Came To My House While I Was Straight Up Cranking My Shit
June 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
ICE Came To My House While I Was Straight Up Cranking My Shit
Jack’s Mannequin Pussy
June 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Jack’s Mannequin Pussy
Joe Biden? More like freaking Joe BIDET (I want him to spray my asshole)
June 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Joe Biden? More like freaking Joe BIDET (I want him to spray my asshole)
Frontman for the opening band just thanked me for letting him into my body?? Mf I am revoking consent
June 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Frontman for the opening band just thanked me for letting him into my body?? Mf I am revoking consent
ELO wrote the greatest song of all time about being horny for a robot
June 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
ELO wrote the greatest song of all time about being horny for a robot
Tabasco brand sriracha is better than Huy Fong at the height of its powers
May 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Tabasco brand sriracha is better than Huy Fong at the height of its powers
Choosing lunch based solely on the oldest leftovers in the fridge - The Father’s Curse
May 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Choosing lunch based solely on the oldest leftovers in the fridge - The Father’s Curse
Fisher Price lookin’ ass fuck den
Behold, per inbox, "the first ever bed design[ed] for non-monogamy": first of all, I'd say all beds work for non-monogamy; second, good god look at it
May 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Fisher Price lookin’ ass fuck den
Thought I saw a great blue heron and got excited but then took a closer look and realized it was a bag of trash hanging from a branch. Nature is beautiful
May 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Thought I saw a great blue heron and got excited but then took a closer look and realized it was a bag of trash hanging from a branch. Nature is beautiful
@yourkickstartersucks.com I’m very much looking forward to the show’s newest character: The Midwestern Pope
May 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
@yourkickstartersucks.com I’m very much looking forward to the show’s newest character: The Midwestern Pope
Farewell, Mona Lisa might be the best opening track of any album ever
May 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Farewell, Mona Lisa might be the best opening track of any album ever
Sexting my wife: “He is Risen”
April 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Sexting my wife: “He is Risen”
Imagining the sound of two adults in the Peanuts universe having sex
April 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Imagining the sound of two adults in the Peanuts universe having sex
Holding my baby carrots between my index and ring finger like a cigarette while I eat them
April 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Holding my baby carrots between my index and ring finger like a cigarette while I eat them
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[at the front of a bread line] uh yeah, uh. uh, i’ll have the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. huh. i’ll uh, i’ll. oh you know what? here’s what i’ll do. i’ll get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
April 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
[at the front of a bread line] uh yeah, uh. uh, i’ll have the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. huh. i’ll uh, i’ll. oh you know what? here’s what i’ll do. i’ll get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I have no dick and I must cream
April 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I have no dick and I must cream
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it’s time to let go of your attachment to material possessions. learn a trade. move out of the city. start a farm. buy a rifle. practice woodworking. train how to shoot from a distance of at least 500 meters. grow your own food. study the blueprints of certain government buildings. raise chickens
April 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
it’s time to let go of your attachment to material possessions. learn a trade. move out of the city. start a farm. buy a rifle. practice woodworking. train how to shoot from a distance of at least 500 meters. grow your own food. study the blueprints of certain government buildings. raise chickens
Walking up to all the people I suspect may be autistic to wish them a happy Autism Awareness Day
April 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Walking up to all the people I suspect may be autistic to wish them a happy Autism Awareness Day
I have a sex fetish. Nothing gets me horny like having some sex
March 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I have a sex fetish. Nothing gets me horny like having some sex
It seems really rude to say it, but man…don’t ask me “how I’m doing”. You know it’s not good. Don’t it make it awkward for the both of us
March 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It seems really rude to say it, but man…don’t ask me “how I’m doing”. You know it’s not good. Don’t it make it awkward for the both of us
I’ve just had a hot wet fart
March 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I’ve just had a hot wet fart
Years from now we are going to look back and realize that we were living in the Golden Age of Polar Seltzer
March 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Years from now we are going to look back and realize that we were living in the Golden Age of Polar Seltzer
To the tune of Breaking the Law:
🎶cranking my hog, cranking my hog🎶
🎶cranking my hog, cranking my hog🎶
March 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
To the tune of Breaking the Law:
🎶cranking my hog, cranking my hog🎶
🎶cranking my hog, cranking my hog🎶