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#1 cran-cherry juice drinker ♡ nb & queer ♡ they/them ♡
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Merry Christmas
Brian got me Stray Kids versions of the little things for Crocs and I’m pretty sure I took off 2 layers of skin on my finger trying to get them into the holes
Brian got me Stray Kids versions of the little things for Crocs and I’m pretty sure I took off 2 layers of skin on my finger trying to get them into the holes
December 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Merry Christmas
Brian got me Stray Kids versions of the little things for Crocs and I’m pretty sure I took off 2 layers of skin on my finger trying to get them into the holes
Brian got me Stray Kids versions of the little things for Crocs and I’m pretty sure I took off 2 layers of skin on my finger trying to get them into the holes
my uncle came over today so Brian and I frantically cleaned the house and this is the cleanest my living room has been in like, forever lmao we never have anyone come over to visit
December 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
my uncle came over today so Brian and I frantically cleaned the house and this is the cleanest my living room has been in like, forever lmao we never have anyone come over to visit
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A new poll shows 38 percent of Americans “totally OK” with fascism if it comes with a little thing of ranch
December 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A new poll shows 38 percent of Americans “totally OK” with fascism if it comes with a little thing of ranch
maybe I am The Worst because I think throwing the alcohol on Flambae is the best choice but apparently the entire Dispatch fandom disagrees lmao
listen he said he can’t be set on fire and I proved him wrong
listen he said he can’t be set on fire and I proved him wrong
December 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
maybe I am The Worst because I think throwing the alcohol on Flambae is the best choice but apparently the entire Dispatch fandom disagrees lmao
listen he said he can’t be set on fire and I proved him wrong
listen he said he can’t be set on fire and I proved him wrong
I’ve seen Leon drive
Do you really want that man behind the wheel in the promo for your car
Do you really want that man behind the wheel in the promo for your car
"Resident Evil and Porsche, the world-renowned vehicle manufacturer that has captivated car enthusiasts worldwide for decades, are teaming up for the ride of a lifetime. Together, the two iconic brands will debut a unique Porsche Cayenne Turbo GT in-game as Leon’s trusted ride..."
December 12, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I’ve seen Leon drive
Do you really want that man behind the wheel in the promo for your car
Do you really want that man behind the wheel in the promo for your car
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
oh bless up maybe I won’t pay for it this time
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
oh bless up maybe I won’t pay for it this time
I would like somewhere between SR2 and SR3 because SR3 was funny and silly but I felt more uhh connected?? (Idk if that’s the word) to SR2
People wanting a new Saints Row game that goes "back to basics" but doesn't have the weird humor baffle me. So... you just want Grand Theft Auto, then?
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I would like somewhere between SR2 and SR3 because SR3 was funny and silly but I felt more uhh connected?? (Idk if that’s the word) to SR2
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it's almost performance art.
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
it's almost performance art.
how did I just now find out about this what the FUCK
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
how did I just now find out about this what the FUCK
OH HELL YEAH
December 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
OH HELL YEAH
why is he a shark
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
why is he a shark
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When we say AI is the aesthetic of fascism...
AI people are so fucking dumb they made a response to that post using homelander jesus christ it should be illegal to be this dumb
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
When we say AI is the aesthetic of fascism...
I’ve been playing PowerWash Simulator since it’s always recommended bc I like House Flipper. It’s better now that I upgraded my tools but my god…so far the playground and the skatepark have almost driven me to jump into traffic but I’m trying so hard to give it a 2nd chance after not liking the demo
December 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I’ve been playing PowerWash Simulator since it’s always recommended bc I like House Flipper. It’s better now that I upgraded my tools but my god…so far the playground and the skatepark have almost driven me to jump into traffic but I’m trying so hard to give it a 2nd chance after not liking the demo
WHO ASKED FOR THIS
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
WHO ASKED FOR THIS
tin foil hat time but atp I wouldn’t be surprised if the administration orchestrated this “attack” to make themselves + their human rights violations against immigrants look like acts of patriotic heroism and they don’t really gaf that a woman died for it
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
tin foil hat time but atp I wouldn’t be surprised if the administration orchestrated this “attack” to make themselves + their human rights violations against immigrants look like acts of patriotic heroism and they don’t really gaf that a woman died for it
I need to get Windows 11 when we upgrade my computer but why does it cost an arm and a leg
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I need to get Windows 11 when we upgrade my computer but why does it cost an arm and a leg
Didn’t realize that I haven’t really played many new games from 2025 until the Steam Awards gave me like, 4 choices for multiple categories lmao
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Didn’t realize that I haven’t really played many new games from 2025 until the Steam Awards gave me like, 4 choices for multiple categories lmao
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Don't mention NSFW and don't mention the word commission as well, to be safe.
Sharing to help many. Keep going guys and be careful.
Sharing to help many. Keep going guys and be careful.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Don't mention NSFW and don't mention the word commission as well, to be safe.
Sharing to help many. Keep going guys and be careful.
Sharing to help many. Keep going guys and be careful.
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Oscar Isaac says he is open to returning to STAR WARS but is doubtful about Disney after they suspended Jimmy Kimmel.
“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Oscar Isaac says he is open to returning to STAR WARS but is doubtful about Disney after they suspended Jimmy Kimmel.
“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
Update on this: no her fans don’t question it at all and seemingly refuse to acknowledge that the situation was actually more complicated than Sndr just being the devil incarnate while the rest were victims completely innocent of any weird or poor behavior themselves lmao
fr I think S h y l і l y was really weird about the S і ո ԁ е r thing and that’s completely irrelevant to the Doc - it’s clips of the way SL talked about it on streams as if she was exultant about Sndr being canceled in a way that felt arrogant. Idk! I doubt fans will bother questioning her behavior
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Update on this: no her fans don’t question it at all and seemingly refuse to acknowledge that the situation was actually more complicated than Sndr just being the devil incarnate while the rest were victims completely innocent of any weird or poor behavior themselves lmao
I need a good headset that won’t break on me within 3-5 business days (looking at my graveyard of Razor products) and everyone suggests a separate headset with a standalone mic but opinions on popular headsets are so polarized. They’re either a gift blessed upon us by gods or people HATE them. WHY.
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I need a good headset that won’t break on me within 3-5 business days (looking at my graveyard of Razor products) and everyone suggests a separate headset with a standalone mic but opinions on popular headsets are so polarized. They’re either a gift blessed upon us by gods or people HATE them. WHY.
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I'm glad Prop 50 passed. I don't fuck with Gavin Newsom. Find someone else.
I need Democratic online types to understand that because of this, Newsom is dead to me. Dead. I'd sooner vote for an actual corpse. There is no hope, none, that he'll win me over, *because he has established he is a bad person*. There's no coming back from this. Take my advice and move the fuck on.
1. This morning, California Governor said he was in "complete alignment" with anti-LGBTQ+ hate-influencer Charlie Kirk of TPUSA on transgender sports.
He also conceded on trans inmates and gender affirming care for youth.
It's so much worse than being reported.
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He also conceded on trans inmates and gender affirming care for youth.
It's so much worse than being reported.
Subscribe to support my journalism.
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'm glad Prop 50 passed. I don't fuck with Gavin Newsom. Find someone else.
It’s annoying that I can go to bed early and still feel just as tired in the morning as I do when I get 2 hours of sleep
November 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
It’s annoying that I can go to bed early and still feel just as tired in the morning as I do when I get 2 hours of sleep
fr I think S h y l і l y was really weird about the S і ո ԁ е r thing and that’s completely irrelevant to the Doc - it’s clips of the way SL talked about it on streams as if she was exultant about Sndr being canceled in a way that felt arrogant. Idk! I doubt fans will bother questioning her behavior
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
fr I think S h y l і l y was really weird about the S і ո ԁ е r thing and that’s completely irrelevant to the Doc - it’s clips of the way SL talked about it on streams as if she was exultant about Sndr being canceled in a way that felt arrogant. Idk! I doubt fans will bother questioning her behavior