Dennis
@bododenden.bsky.social
Chairman of the Bored
Massive LFC and 'gladbach supporter. Grew up in Clacton. Back in GER now.
Your local pro-nuclear Green.
Massive LFC and 'gladbach supporter. Grew up in Clacton. Back in GER now.
Your local pro-nuclear Green.
Mails der Geschäftsführung nachdem wir aus denen 50% mehr für den Abfindungstopf rausgewrungen haben als zuerst geplant be like:
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Mails der Geschäftsführung nachdem wir aus denen 50% mehr für den Abfindungstopf rausgewrungen haben als zuerst geplant be like:
You're kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you.
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You're kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you.
Good evening, is it bedtime yet?
November 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Good evening, is it bedtime yet?
It would appear I have accidentally spent the weekend making oxtail jelly.
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It would appear I have accidentally spent the weekend making oxtail jelly.
The best thing about Ireland winning is that somewhere out there, Viktor Orban is a raging, crying mess, leaving voicemails for Trump to make FIFA let Hungary play in the World Cup anyway.
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The best thing about Ireland winning is that somewhere out there, Viktor Orban is a raging, crying mess, leaving voicemails for Trump to make FIFA let Hungary play in the World Cup anyway.
36 packets of Walkers crisps I'd ordered from the UK have been intercepted by customs and sent back.
The NikNaks and Monster Munch made it through 18 months ago.
Blatant crisp discrimination by the Zoll.
The NikNaks and Monster Munch made it through 18 months ago.
Blatant crisp discrimination by the Zoll.
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
36 packets of Walkers crisps I'd ordered from the UK have been intercepted by customs and sent back.
The NikNaks and Monster Munch made it through 18 months ago.
Blatant crisp discrimination by the Zoll.
The NikNaks and Monster Munch made it through 18 months ago.
Blatant crisp discrimination by the Zoll.
Giz a go. I can do that. I can agitate bond markets, me. Giz a go.
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Giz a go. I can do that. I can agitate bond markets, me. Giz a go.
IN THE TOWN
WHERE I WAS BORN
LIVED A CAT
WHO FELL IN THE BATH
That's it. That's the skeet.
(If a testicle is severed cleanly by, say, a scalpel, or a cat claw, you can re-attach it, right?)
WHERE I WAS BORN
LIVED A CAT
WHO FELL IN THE BATH
That's it. That's the skeet.
(If a testicle is severed cleanly by, say, a scalpel, or a cat claw, you can re-attach it, right?)
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
IN THE TOWN
WHERE I WAS BORN
LIVED A CAT
WHO FELL IN THE BATH
That's it. That's the skeet.
(If a testicle is severed cleanly by, say, a scalpel, or a cat claw, you can re-attach it, right?)
WHERE I WAS BORN
LIVED A CAT
WHO FELL IN THE BATH
That's it. That's the skeet.
(If a testicle is severed cleanly by, say, a scalpel, or a cat claw, you can re-attach it, right?)
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get in losers we're Fitzgeraldposting
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
get in losers we're Fitzgeraldposting
That should be chalked off for the haircut alone.
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
That should be chalked off for the haircut alone.
Is there anything better than beating Cologne like a gong?
Oh yeah, beating Cologne like a gong and moving out of the relegation places due to that.
Oh yeah, beating Cologne like a gong and moving out of the relegation places due to that.
November 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Is there anything better than beating Cologne like a gong?
Oh yeah, beating Cologne like a gong and moving out of the relegation places due to that.
Oh yeah, beating Cologne like a gong and moving out of the relegation places due to that.
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The Two Cultures
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The Two Cultures
The older cat has, after 14 1/2 years of hissing and spitting, decided that being picked up for cuddles is by and large okay actually.
November 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The older cat has, after 14 1/2 years of hissing and spitting, decided that being picked up for cuddles is by and large okay actually.
Is there a club for people who want to make a soup but it turns out to be a stew? Because I feel like I should be at least the vice president or something.
October 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Is there a club for people who want to make a soup but it turns out to be a stew? Because I feel like I should be at least the vice president or something.
Total cultural victory for white boy millennials as I sit in a Michelin star restaurant and eat a buffalo chicken burger while a playlist of 90s East Coast hip hop plays in the background.
October 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Total cultural victory for white boy millennials as I sit in a Michelin star restaurant and eat a buffalo chicken burger while a playlist of 90s East Coast hip hop plays in the background.
No-one knows what it's like
To be Betriebsrat
In Nuremberg
After Feierabend
To be Betriebsrat
In Nuremberg
After Feierabend
October 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
No-one knows what it's like
To be Betriebsrat
In Nuremberg
After Feierabend
To be Betriebsrat
In Nuremberg
After Feierabend
So you got a business trip. Your usual "affordable but comfy" hotel is full up. So you book the [brand name withheld], aware that your employer will not look kindly on the costs of anything beyond your usual "If it weren't for the Hauptbahnhofsjunkies this place would cost triple" place.
October 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
So you got a business trip. Your usual "affordable but comfy" hotel is full up. So you book the [brand name withheld], aware that your employer will not look kindly on the costs of anything beyond your usual "If it weren't for the Hauptbahnhofsjunkies this place would cost triple" place.
Dann wollen wir mal wieder nach Nürnberg um ein paar Fragen zu klären, wie zB "darf ich einen Betriebsratsvorsitzenden rausschmeißen wenn ich auf meine Mutter schwör ich hatte vor seiner Wahl schon vor ihn rauszuschmeißen?"
October 19, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Dann wollen wir mal wieder nach Nürnberg um ein paar Fragen zu klären, wie zB "darf ich einen Betriebsratsvorsitzenden rausschmeißen wenn ich auf meine Mutter schwör ich hatte vor seiner Wahl schon vor ihn rauszuschmeißen?"
Pro-tip: Never do press conferences after you've just done some uppers:
October 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Pro-tip: Never do press conferences after you've just done some uppers:
How the cat thinks she looks after beating the shit out of my shirts hanging from the clothes rack.
October 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
How the cat thinks she looks after beating the shit out of my shirts hanging from the clothes rack.
He's gonna end up fighting all three of them before the weekend is over.
Possibly all at once.
Possibly all at once.
October 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
He's gonna end up fighting all three of them before the weekend is over.
Possibly all at once.
Possibly all at once.
"Meine Generation liest ja Bücher statt Konsole zu spielen" sagt die Dame neben mir. Ihr Buch:
September 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
"Meine Generation liest ja Bücher statt Konsole zu spielen" sagt die Dame neben mir. Ihr Buch:
Off to Nuremberg to lead tomorrow's works assembly as vice-chair of the works council, like some character out of a Ken Loach film.
Can I get a bunch of German sales guys to chant "The workers united will never be defeated"? We shall find out.
Can I get a bunch of German sales guys to chant "The workers united will never be defeated"? We shall find out.
September 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Off to Nuremberg to lead tomorrow's works assembly as vice-chair of the works council, like some character out of a Ken Loach film.
Can I get a bunch of German sales guys to chant "The workers united will never be defeated"? We shall find out.
Can I get a bunch of German sales guys to chant "The workers united will never be defeated"? We shall find out.