Not looking forward to when the water company discovers tiered payment.
“Dysentery and giardia have been detected and suppression is included in your subscription. Guinea Worm has been detected, however eradication requires a premium membership. Would you like to start a one hour trial?”
“Dysentery and giardia have been detected and suppression is included in your subscription. Guinea Worm has been detected, however eradication requires a premium membership. Would you like to start a one hour trial?”
September 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Not looking forward to when the water company discovers tiered payment.
“Dysentery and giardia have been detected and suppression is included in your subscription. Guinea Worm has been detected, however eradication requires a premium membership. Would you like to start a one hour trial?”
“Dysentery and giardia have been detected and suppression is included in your subscription. Guinea Worm has been detected, however eradication requires a premium membership. Would you like to start a one hour trial?”
These helmets make it look like they are headed out on a Lego safari
August 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
These helmets make it look like they are headed out on a Lego safari
If you knock on the door in an attempt to sell us something there are two things that are certain:
1) We ARE currently satisfied with our provider of (service).
2) Your parents have never been proud of you. Even if they said so, they were lying. They wish you were more like Alex down the street.
1) We ARE currently satisfied with our provider of (service).
2) Your parents have never been proud of you. Even if they said so, they were lying. They wish you were more like Alex down the street.
June 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
If you knock on the door in an attempt to sell us something there are two things that are certain:
1) We ARE currently satisfied with our provider of (service).
2) Your parents have never been proud of you. Even if they said so, they were lying. They wish you were more like Alex down the street.
1) We ARE currently satisfied with our provider of (service).
2) Your parents have never been proud of you. Even if they said so, they were lying. They wish you were more like Alex down the street.
#52weeksofcooking Week 7: Yogurt - Digaag Qumbe (Somali Yogurt Coconut Chicken) recipe adapted from Hawa Hassan's found in various places #foodsky
February 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
#52weeksofcooking Week 7: Yogurt - Digaag Qumbe (Somali Yogurt Coconut Chicken) recipe adapted from Hawa Hassan's found in various places #foodsky
I assume all of the time travelers coming to save us are just waiting a few months to make sure we’ve learned a lesson.
February 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I assume all of the time travelers coming to save us are just waiting a few months to make sure we’ve learned a lesson.
every time i read about musk and his young turd engineers i think of chang taking over greendale www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
February 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
#52weeksofcooking Week 5: Aotearoa - Steak and Cheese Family Pie with Crispy Kumara Cakes and aioli #foodsky
February 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
#52weeksofcooking Week 5: Aotearoa - Steak and Cheese Family Pie with Crispy Kumara Cakes and aioli #foodsky
I see the advertising algorithm is working just fine this morning.
January 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I see the advertising algorithm is working just fine this morning.
#52weeksofcooking Week 3: Stretching - Khachapuri. Georgian Adjaruli Khachapuri and Megruli Khachapuri #foodsky
January 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
#52weeksofcooking Week 3: Stretching - Khachapuri. Georgian Adjaruli Khachapuri and Megruli Khachapuri #foodsky
#52weeksofcooking Week 2: Scotland - Scotch Pie, Clapshot, Sauteed Kale and sous chef Laika #foodsky
January 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
#52weeksofcooking Week 2: Scotland - Scotch Pie, Clapshot, Sauteed Kale and sous chef Laika #foodsky
I'm gonna need Dave Grohl's chili recipe.
Dave Grohl spent his birthday yesterday cooking meals with Feed The Streets LA for displaced families and inmate firefighters 💪
January 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I'm gonna need Dave Grohl's chili recipe.
Got excited from the pic that this might be a tasty soup flight!
But I'm sure hot chocolate is good too.
But I'm sure hot chocolate is good too.
December 14, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Got excited from the pic that this might be a tasty soup flight!
But I'm sure hot chocolate is good too.
But I'm sure hot chocolate is good too.
This is why I have a mini whiteboard in the shower
December 9, 2024 at 4:22 PM
This is why I have a mini whiteboard in the shower
Simple!
This is truly the best legal advice we can give.
i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
December 7, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Simple!
Toppling Goliath seasonal release beer is usually pretty tasty, but this seems a bit extreme Meijer.
You’re a grocery store, not the hottest new brew club.
You’re a grocery store, not the hottest new brew club.
December 7, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Toppling Goliath seasonal release beer is usually pretty tasty, but this seems a bit extreme Meijer.
You’re a grocery store, not the hottest new brew club.
You’re a grocery store, not the hottest new brew club.
Microwave on 30% power for 16 hours
IT IS NOW TOO LATE TO DEFROST THE TURKEY ANY OTHER WAY THAN PUTTING IT IN A SINK AND RUNNING WATER OVER IT CONTINUOUSLY FOR ABOUT 4 HOURS
TODAY IS THE DAY YOU TAKE YOUR TURKEY FROM THE FREEZER AND PUT IT IN THE REFRIGERATOR 🦃
November 27, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Microwave on 30% power for 16 hours
Ugh. Just bought my wife concert tickets for her upcoming birthday and they were automatically added to our shared calendar and an alert popped up on our phones. Surprise! I guess
November 25, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Ugh. Just bought my wife concert tickets for her upcoming birthday and they were automatically added to our shared calendar and an alert popped up on our phones. Surprise! I guess
Bacon and egg McGriddle with sides of sausage, hashbrowns, and a large squirt of tomato ketchup. Black coffee for beans.
i'm going to invent an "american style" full english breakfast that's so good it heals the wound first opened at lexington and concord
November 23, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Bacon and egg McGriddle with sides of sausage, hashbrowns, and a large squirt of tomato ketchup. Black coffee for beans.
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Greetings and good morning it’s the Friday frosty farm rush hour with Mo #rushhour #farmrushhour #moknows @carolineartist.bsky.social
November 22, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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