Bobert
@bobertonbluesky.bsky.social
DMV lawyer; musician; lover of books, music, art, and film. Opinions my own and definitely not my employer’s. Ex-fED.
Spirit win. Spirit win!
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Spirit win. Spirit win!
Lovely crowd here at Audi Field
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Lovely crowd here at Audi Field
I need to start going to the gym again.
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I need to start going to the gym again.
Ruby would fit right in here in 2025. Republicans say, "Hey wait, it would harm us to follow the law because of this mess we made!!"
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Ruby would fit right in here in 2025. Republicans say, "Hey wait, it would harm us to follow the law because of this mess we made!!"
The people on the Metro don’t know I’m listening to “West End Girl”
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The people on the Metro don’t know I’m listening to “West End Girl”
Zohran really just said
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Zohran really just said
You don’t know me at all if you didn’t think I’d clip this up to spread misinformation about the Bundesliga’s diversity and inclusion promos.
November 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You don’t know me at all if you didn’t think I’d clip this up to spread misinformation about the Bundesliga’s diversity and inclusion promos.
Me at that call for Vandy’s 2-pt conversion.
November 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Me at that call for Vandy’s 2-pt conversion.
Idk if you’ve seen this, but on my walk near Capitol Hill, I saw an apt depiction of all the things they’re taking from us.
October 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Idk if you’ve seen this, but on my walk near Capitol Hill, I saw an apt depiction of all the things they’re taking from us.
RIP another pair of jeans 😭
October 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
RIP another pair of jeans 😭
Premier League knows what’s up. Bro was CAKED.
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Premier League knows what’s up. Bro was CAKED.
Parents are en route. Dad texted me, “One of the Spurs autographs you have is on our flight in first.”
My response: “Tony? Lol.”
It was his rookie season, and he was at my dad’s work picking up a car. Makes me laugh every time I see it.
My response: “Tony? Lol.”
It was his rookie season, and he was at my dad’s work picking up a car. Makes me laugh every time I see it.
October 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Parents are en route. Dad texted me, “One of the Spurs autographs you have is on our flight in first.”
My response: “Tony? Lol.”
It was his rookie season, and he was at my dad’s work picking up a car. Makes me laugh every time I see it.
My response: “Tony? Lol.”
It was his rookie season, and he was at my dad’s work picking up a car. Makes me laugh every time I see it.
Interesting!! And Healey is on my shelf waiting to be read!
October 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Interesting!! And Healey is on my shelf waiting to be read!
I feel like that cleaning robot with OCD in WALL•E 😖
October 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I feel like that cleaning robot with OCD in WALL•E 😖
Autumn leaves 🍂🍁😣
October 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Autumn leaves 🍂🍁😣
Who the fuck is Madeline?
This is the best breakup album since Gaslighter.
This is the best breakup album since Gaslighter.
October 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Who the fuck is Madeline?
This is the best breakup album since Gaslighter.
This is the best breakup album since Gaslighter.
President Trvmp declares himself king
October 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
President Trvmp declares himself king
When I was ~3-4, I was at my grandparents’ house and really wanted Double Stuf Oreos but wasn’t yet strong enough to open the package. So I found the biggest knife around and used it to … slice open my finger. Fun times.
October 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
When I was ~3-4, I was at my grandparents’ house and really wanted Double Stuf Oreos but wasn’t yet strong enough to open the package. So I found the biggest knife around and used it to … slice open my finger. Fun times.