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Bobert
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DMV lawyer; musician; lover of books, music, art, and film. Opinions my own and definitely not my employer’s.
House of Atreus ass shit
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Reposted by Bobert
Schrodinger's immigrant: driving down our wages with their cheap labor, and also buying up all of our houses.
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Yup. If I haven’t gone to the store in a while but have chips and cheese, I’m always making some fucking nachos. If I had refried beans lying around…. 😵😮‍💨🤤
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Fucking YUM
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
But that stops them from using racist dog whistles to rile up and agitate the base, so they’d rather tank the economy instead.
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
And there were famously no problems with post-Gaddafi Libya, so no worries at all!
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
It's like we learned absolutely nothing from Afghanistan and Iraq and have thought... hm... closer to home? Let's do it again!
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Putting a drunk abuser in charge of it too. What could go wrong!!
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Nice (third) rack
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I wonder what the date future historians will give for when Congress was effectively abolished.
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Usha is basically my age, and uh... it's a rough 39.
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Excuse me what 🥵
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The president is the Commander-in-Chief, even if his brains are leaking out of his ears. They're not going to just say, "No, sir, we won't bomb Caracas." They'll give him plans to bomb Caracas.
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Jesus.
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM