Boatt
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Boatt
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Real life boat
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Good morning. For anyone that needs to hear this:

Boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob.
October 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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whenever i get overwhelmed by how disappointing peggle 2 was i microwave a metal spoon and watch it cast spells in the microwave until i feel better
July 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I used to be a right-wing MAGA nutjob but now that I saw Steve (first name basis btw) saying he's a felon and a rapist I'm cured!!! More preachy anti-trump memes will solve everything!
June 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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*wizard voice* have you ever had a hands free cum
June 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Prime medieval peasant killer right here
Wendy's Baconator Pringles (2020-2020): A limited release, cross-branded potato crisp, made to taste like the fast food chain's monstrous bacon cheeseburger, which itself consisted of a 1/2 pound of beef, American cheese, 6 strips of bacon, ketchup, and mayo
May 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I'm pretty sure last night my pet worm snuck into my ear canal and rooted himself inside my brainstem

Who's got a worm stuck in their brain today?
#earworm
May 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Eating goop soup tonight again!!!

#livinginthesewers
March 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My ass after the new TOMADACHI Life and Rhythm Heaven were announced in the Nintendo Direct
March 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
All these people complaining that because of pesticides there's no bugs when you drive...

Little do they know it was me. I ate all your precious little bugs.
March 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Guys I found this crawling up my penis. Can any biologists identify this little gentleman???
March 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I think everyone should eat a little mould sometimes. Builds character

#mouldsky
#mouldeaters
March 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Guys I'm taking a piss

#pisssky
March 19, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Incredible that we’re already a third of the way through the 20th century
January 4, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Fighting a malignant millionaire CEO has brought me and my family on the verge of a very real bankruptcy.

This is not a drill, I genuinely need your help. Please, take a look at my fundraiser and share it if you can.

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December 13, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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Classic album covers, but with the Cybertruck burning in front of the Trump Hotel, a thread...

1. Dead Kennedys - Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables
January 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Me on shark tank for what like the third time now: it’s a car powered by boogers

Grimace from Macdonalds, who is now a judge or whatever: have you contacted any booger importers in preparation

Me: shit I knew I was forgetting something

Mr screaming guy:
December 14, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Looking for mutuals 🐀
#promosky
I like
- cool things
- shrimp
- big levers
- when you get that piece of food out of your teeth
- getting my swag on
- blocking you
- getting 0 likes on posts
- freaks
Dislike
- you
- anything you stand for
- racism
- pictures of space
December 8, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Its actually inspired by the mysterious stain that I find on the backside of my pants
Pantone's 2025 Color of the Year is brown, inspired by coffee (a diuretic) and a growing cultural movement "to align ourselves with the natural world." i feel seen.
December 5, 2024 at 5:48 PM
We should bring back big levers that control conveniently placed trapdoors.
December 5, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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I am not fond of institutions, we should replace these institutions with fun things like ice cream and pinball

like if you understand, ignore if you hate fun and love institutions.
December 4, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Not enough full of soup cat on this website.

Fucked up world we live in...
November 24, 2024 at 12:45 PM