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Brandon Newton
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Pretty amazing to see how compliant this mouthpiece was just a few hours ago serving this slop to the GOP base to distract from Trump's presence in the Epstein files. My only hope is that everyone could one day have a dog as loyal as Charlie. Good boy, Charlie. Good boy.
July 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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July 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
July 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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I hope they bury him in a McDonald’s parking lot - it’s the right thing to do.
July 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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No biggie, unless you depend on Medicaid:
July 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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You know it’s a good bill when they have to threaten each other to vote for it
July 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Is anyone else completely embarrassed by Donald Trumps unhinged rambling while giving his speech at the NATO Summit?
June 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Ideally, when your country’s on the brink of war, you don’t want a reality TV game show host hyping it like: “Will we bomb them? Will we not? Tune in for the next episode of “Who Wants to Start World War III?”
June 20, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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When Teslas matter more than lives.
June 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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I can't believe I'm agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Tucker Carlson. What fresh hell have I stumbled into?
June 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Forget diplomacy, put Trump, Netanyahu, and the Ayatollah in a Hunger Games like fight to the death. Pay-per-view streams it. Proceeds go to paying off the national debt.

Its like foreign policy meets WWE, and secretary of education, Linda McMahon could donate all the equipment. 💥👊

#NoNewWars
June 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
When I heard Trump
dropped a mobile
Company grift, this was the first thing that came to mind:
June 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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It’s times like these when we are fortunate to have a Secretary of Defense who was chosen because he could do a lot of pushups on TV.
June 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Fucking fascists.
June 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If I protest ICE wearing a MAGA hat, then assault law enforcement, am I safe from consequences? Will I qualify for a presidential pardon as well?

Asking for a friend?

#LAProtest
June 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Hypocrisy. Leave it to Leavitt.
June 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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June 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
So AG Pam Bondi is okay with human/sex trafficking children when it comes to Donald Trump, but not when it’s people of color like Kilmer Abrego Garcia… did I get that right?

It’s beyond time to release the Epstein Files.
June 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Fox: An endless parade of victims.
May 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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NOBODY WANTS APPLE BUILDING IPHONES HERE YOU IGNORANT FAT TODDLER.

Good God you exhausting sloppy goon
May 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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trump 2.0 has:
- measles running rampant
- planes falling out of the sky
- FEMA not responding to disasters
- citizens being snatched off the streets
- Americans paying more because of tariffs.

But hey, at least you got to make trans people uncomfortable. Fucking jackasses.
May 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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The man raises a valid point.
McGovern: "What the hell are Republicans so afraid of? What the hell are so scared of that you guys are holding this hearing at 1 in the morning ... if Republicans are so proud of what's in this bill, why are you trying to ram it through in dead of night?"
May 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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One of the many differences between Joe Biden and Donald Trump is that Biden has a cancer, whereas Trump *is* a cancer.

Wishing the former one well.
May 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Yes, we noticed. You're still here.
May 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Trump is really out here tweeting from the embalming table about Taylor Swift again.

Maube it’s time we stop telling our children “anyone can become President”.

Like Sir, You Need To Calm Down.
May 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM