Also, when reporters start talking about the chatbots this way, it is imperative to remind them they are basically asking a toaster for comment. They should be a lot more embarrassed about this than they currently are.

“Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.

Pope Bobby using a 700-year old scepter believed to have a portion of Saint Sebastian’s fingernails to change the channel from the FCS playoffs to the Bears game

I couldn’t be a coach because I would blow myself up with industrial explosives after losing a game like that

JOSE RAMIREZ, FOLKS