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she/her rat baby
i love to tell yout*be surveys i’ve never heard of lysol
December 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
woah i forgot bluesky existed which is too bad bc ive been dealing with an unhinged class parent since early october & could’ve been posting about it this whole time
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
the kinda day that makes you say “what the hell” in front of seven year olds
September 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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And they say nothing inspiring is happening in America anymore
August 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
it’s so cool & fun how my annual required suicide prevention training always coincides with the anniversary of my ex’s suicide
August 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
made a dutch baby with peach syrup for breakfast
August 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
accidentally overcaffeinated which means i can put away four dishes from the dishwasher before i need a stimulus brain break
July 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
in my life i’ve done a lot of accepting pronunciations that differ by dialect, but finding out that some people pronounce “toll” (as in for whom the bell) the same as “tall” is gonna be the one that does me in
July 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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You should never follow any of these color charts. They are all stupid.

I'll show you why. 🧵
July 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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extremely good fish website
July 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
thank u caffeine pill for my life
July 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
staying up til 1am with a power drill: hee hee hee i love projects and activities i am unstoppable
setting an alarm for 7am because i have somewhere to be by 10:30: my hubris
July 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
two of my best friends got ADHD diagnoses in the last week or so and it’s really making me think some thoughts
July 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
until the yout*be app keeps playing when i turn my screen off i think it shouldn’t count against my weekly screen time report
July 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Taskmaster season 19's squad is a fun batch.
May 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
yellow tomato & saffron sauce with gluten free pasta cooked in scratch-made chicken broth
July 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
sometimes being a homeowner means painting every room of your house a different color because you want to. sometimes being a homeowner means paying for tree trimming & fallen brush removal and a broken garage door spring repair simultaneously because everything happens so much.
July 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i’m blonde now
June 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
googling caimans on the way home from the fancy art museum fundraiser party bc half the car doesn’t believe me that they’re real animals 😤
June 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
bleaching my hair is 45m sectioning, 15m applying bleach, and 3 hours of finding the right lil video essay on yout*be to play while i do the rest
June 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
lots going on in politics right now however i am very busy researching vintage metal barrister shelves and their passionate base of collectors
June 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
tay’s redone the office, i’m gonna repaint the craft room
June 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
summer solstice 🌞
June 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i’m a grown-up i’m buying decorative fan pulls on etsy
June 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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hi gays it’s me. it’s gay time. happy gay! 🥳❤️‍🔥🌻✨🌞🥂⭐️🌈
June 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM