blump23.bsky.social
@blump23.bsky.social
He’s been mainlining tallow to poise his inner puma for the fight against infection
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Phil, sir, any idea why your ears are so red? Are you sufficiently hydrated?
October 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Big Bruce hates Albanian Bruce but no one - and I mean no one - hates Flappy
October 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Bottom right is so anti-woke even his lenses stopped transitioning.
October 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hail to the beef
October 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Give him the Nobel peace prize
September 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If only there was a way of determining who was governor in 2019 and signed the HSTPA into law which removed high income dereg from the law
August 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
As governor Andrew Cuomo signed the HSTPA into law removing any income caps from rent stabilized housing in 2019. There shouldn’t be income caps but still
August 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Cuomo was governor and signed the HSTPA into law which eliminated income caps on RS apts in 2019
August 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
But he believes the government can and should reimburse him for fees for his revenge litigation. Just lost another bid yesterday. www.nycourts.gov/reporter/3ds...
Matter of Cuomo v Office of the State Comptroller (2025 NY Slip Op 51183(U))
www.nycourts.gov
July 29, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Her lips were injured in a corn thresher accident
June 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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It's like Lenny Bruce said, everyone from New York is Jewish even if they aren't, everyone from outside New York isn't Jewish even if they are.
June 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Without a doubt
May 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Danny Downer
May 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
He needs to be in the paint. They don’t have a good matchup that can stop him when he’s aggressive
May 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Well he at least needs to suck less on O then
May 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM