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Smoking weed is a gateway drug to looking at your dog and being astonished that an animal lives in your house
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Smoking weed is a gateway drug to looking at your dog and being astonished that an animal lives in your house
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Bottom right is so anti-woke even his lenses stopped transitioning.
October 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Bottom right is so anti-woke even his lenses stopped transitioning.
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August 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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True: @zohranmamdani lives in 1 unit of rent-stabilized housing.
Also true: Andrew Cuomo oversaw the loss of 96,064 units of rent-stabilized housing. And killed NYC’s program helping people move out of shelter.
Leaders must show moral clarity. Andrew, time to move out. 🧵
x.com/andrewcuomo/...
Also true: Andrew Cuomo oversaw the loss of 96,064 units of rent-stabilized housing. And killed NYC’s program helping people move out of shelter.
Leaders must show moral clarity. Andrew, time to move out. 🧵
x.com/andrewcuomo/...
August 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
True: @zohranmamdani lives in 1 unit of rent-stabilized housing.
Also true: Andrew Cuomo oversaw the loss of 96,064 units of rent-stabilized housing. And killed NYC’s program helping people move out of shelter.
Leaders must show moral clarity. Andrew, time to move out. 🧵
x.com/andrewcuomo/...
Also true: Andrew Cuomo oversaw the loss of 96,064 units of rent-stabilized housing. And killed NYC’s program helping people move out of shelter.
Leaders must show moral clarity. Andrew, time to move out. 🧵
x.com/andrewcuomo/...
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That's a butthole
Andrew Cuomo's debuting a new campaign logo and slogan ("to build a new NYC") at his presser in Midtown, where he's expected to make a law enforcement-related announcement.
His campaign says the logo's supposed to evoke both a rising sun and the crown of the Statue of Liberty.
His campaign says the logo's supposed to evoke both a rising sun and the crown of the Statue of Liberty.
August 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
That's a butthole
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It's like Lenny Bruce said, everyone from New York is Jewish even if they aren't, everyone from outside New York isn't Jewish even if they are.
June 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It's like Lenny Bruce said, everyone from New York is Jewish even if they aren't, everyone from outside New York isn't Jewish even if they are.
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The Watery Stuff That Comes Out of the Mustard Bottle When You Don't Shake It Enough And It Makes a Fart Sound has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
June 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The Watery Stuff That Comes Out of the Mustard Bottle When You Don't Shake It Enough And It Makes a Fart Sound has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
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My favourite one like this is Don Henley getting Brian to autograph a copy of Pet Sounds. Brian signed it "thanks for all the great music" then thought for a second, crossed out "great", and wrote "good"
My favourite Brian Wilson story was when Bono kneeled at his feet backstage & waxed lyrical about his influence, the power of music, transcendent, etc.
After several minutes of this he interrupted Bono by saying “Say, could you go get me a Coke?”
(In fairness, he apparently did)
After several minutes of this he interrupted Bono by saying “Say, could you go get me a Coke?”
(In fairness, he apparently did)
June 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My favourite one like this is Don Henley getting Brian to autograph a copy of Pet Sounds. Brian signed it "thanks for all the great music" then thought for a second, crossed out "great", and wrote "good"
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There's a man in back of this place. He's the one who's doing it. I can see him through the wall. I can see his face. I hope that I never see that face, ever, outside of a dream.
May 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
There's a man in back of this place. He's the one who's doing it. I can see him through the wall. I can see his face. I hope that I never see that face, ever, outside of a dream.
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eat shit nerd
April 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
eat shit nerd
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Eric Adams, who had no issues railing against the Biden administration for failing to give him enough federal aid to shelter migrants in New York City, can barely muster a light rebuke against Trump for taking $80 million out of the City's pocket.
Trump Just Stole $80 Million From NYC. What Is the Mayor Gonna Do About It?
Not shit. Plus, more news for your Thursday morning.
hellgatenyc.com
February 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Eric Adams, who had no issues railing against the Biden administration for failing to give him enough federal aid to shelter migrants in New York City, can barely muster a light rebuke against Trump for taking $80 million out of the City's pocket.
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Flavor Flav with Hunter Biden at The White House
December 18, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Flavor Flav with Hunter Biden at The White House
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joe biden needs to spend every second of his lame duck presidency working to pack the white house with increasingly violent dogs
November 12, 2024 at 12:18 AM
joe biden needs to spend every second of his lame duck presidency working to pack the white house with increasingly violent dogs