Mike Ely
@bluesky.taupehat.com
Fellow Micronian, amateur berationist, dog person (but cat-friendly), ally if you want one. As Californian as it gets. He/Him
Was doing a timing belt and radiator swap today and my watch kept telling me "just 50 more steps this hour!" Motherfucker you know what my heart rate is and how much I'm sweating. Sit down.
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Was doing a timing belt and radiator swap today and my watch kept telling me "just 50 more steps this hour!" Motherfucker you know what my heart rate is and how much I'm sweating. Sit down.
I hope Megyn Kelly tattoos this to her forehead. Good grief.
Hey Megyn Kelly,
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I hope Megyn Kelly tattoos this to her forehead. Good grief.
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
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🧵If you want to know how big of a dumpster fire #Windows is compared to other operating systems, think about how long it takes to run updates - a problem that only continues to get worse with Win11. On a dual-boot PC, I can literally download and compile an entire Linux kernel, install it 1/4
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 AM
🧵If you want to know how big of a dumpster fire #Windows is compared to other operating systems, think about how long it takes to run updates - a problem that only continues to get worse with Win11. On a dual-boot PC, I can literally download and compile an entire Linux kernel, install it 1/4
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Editorial note for anyone writing about Epstein, there is no such thing as an "underage woman."
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Editorial note for anyone writing about Epstein, there is no such thing as an "underage woman."
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I mean Megyn Kelly seems like exactly the right spokesperson for the ACTUALLY IT’S EPHEBOPHILIA movement.
Shitty people, shitty values, shitty culture.
Shitty people, shitty values, shitty culture.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I mean Megyn Kelly seems like exactly the right spokesperson for the ACTUALLY IT’S EPHEBOPHILIA movement.
Shitty people, shitty values, shitty culture.
Shitty people, shitty values, shitty culture.
Ah, who needs all them gubmit' economists anyhow?
First, the federal government getting its economic data from DoorDash is a bit alarming.
Second, people who use DoorDash pay an average of $63 for a meal from McDonald's. Sort of an odd place to look to gauge sensitivity to the cost of food.
Second, people who use DoorDash pay an average of $63 for a meal from McDonald's. Sort of an odd place to look to gauge sensitivity to the cost of food.
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Ah, who needs all them gubmit' economists anyhow?
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Releasing the Epstein files could have a chilling effect on future presidents' ability to hide their history of raping children on a private island owned by a convicted sex offender.
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Releasing the Epstein files could have a chilling effect on future presidents' ability to hide their history of raping children on a private island owned by a convicted sex offender.
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Well, that's quite a lucky shot!
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Well, that's quite a lucky shot!
I took today off from work to get a cheap 4-day weekend (we have Tuesday off in the USA for Veteran's Day) and how did I enjoy my day off? By resting after up from the weekend, of course.
If only the thing I was resting from was fun :(
If only the thing I was resting from was fun :(
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I took today off from work to get a cheap 4-day weekend (we have Tuesday off in the USA for Veteran's Day) and how did I enjoy my day off? By resting after up from the weekend, of course.
If only the thing I was resting from was fun :(
If only the thing I was resting from was fun :(
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Centrists and moderates, what have you done for America lately?
Reminds me of the white moderates MLK warned about so many years ago.
Just useless.
Reminds me of the white moderates MLK warned about so many years ago.
Just useless.
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Centrists and moderates, what have you done for America lately?
Reminds me of the white moderates MLK warned about so many years ago.
Just useless.
Reminds me of the white moderates MLK warned about so many years ago.
Just useless.
I remember when the Photomat in a nearby town got closed down because the weekend crew was selling coke and meth and somebody dropped a dime. Up until then it was the perfect crime: car pulls up, hands over some cash, an opaque envelope is passed back, car drives off. All completely expected things.
Who remembers, having to get your film developed?
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I remember when the Photomat in a nearby town got closed down because the weekend crew was selling coke and meth and somebody dropped a dime. Up until then it was the perfect crime: car pulls up, hands over some cash, an opaque envelope is passed back, car drives off. All completely expected things.
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thinking back to when eric cantor got knocked out in a primary in 2014
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
thinking back to when eric cantor got knocked out in a primary in 2014
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Never forget who sold us out:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Never forget who sold us out:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
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Tonight was a very bad night.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tonight was a very bad night.
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That lamp looks PISSED.
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
That lamp looks PISSED.
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I love my son and I hate my three year old.
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I love my son and I hate my three year old.
Please tell me he didn't fucking say this.
#GVerse Um. WTF???
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy: "Pilots need to stop depending on air traffic controllers. They need to suck it up and go with their gut feelings."
This is the stupidest and most dangerous administration in history.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy: "Pilots need to stop depending on air traffic controllers. They need to suck it up and go with their gut feelings."
This is the stupidest and most dangerous administration in history.
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Please tell me he didn't fucking say this.
Hush, little orange cat.
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Hush, little orange cat.
So today our letter carrier delivered a brand new shiny "No on 50" flyer. It would seem that whatever money was spent on that campaign was not spent well.
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
So today our letter carrier delivered a brand new shiny "No on 50" flyer. It would seem that whatever money was spent on that campaign was not spent well.