Ed
@bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social
Full Time Flaneur:
A man of leisure, idler, urban explorer and connoisseur of the street.
A man of leisure, idler, urban explorer and connoisseur of the street.
Enunciate Evan, Enunciate!
I love a self narrated biography and this one is excellent. I’m just struggling with Evan reading it in his usual East Coast drawl.
I love a self narrated biography and this one is excellent. I’m just struggling with Evan reading it in his usual East Coast drawl.
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Enunciate Evan, Enunciate!
I love a self narrated biography and this one is excellent. I’m just struggling with Evan reading it in his usual East Coast drawl.
I love a self narrated biography and this one is excellent. I’m just struggling with Evan reading it in his usual East Coast drawl.
I’m a Celeb is on here so I’ve opened a broon ale.
Re Aitch, just remember he calls town Manny. I know nothing else about him.
Re Aitch, just remember he calls town Manny. I know nothing else about him.
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I’m a Celeb is on here so I’ve opened a broon ale.
Re Aitch, just remember he calls town Manny. I know nothing else about him.
Re Aitch, just remember he calls town Manny. I know nothing else about him.
I’m half disappointed and half proud of the dog today.
She loved the drumming but also loved the shouting at fouls.
Sadly she didn’t even make it to HT.
She loved the drumming but also loved the shouting at fouls.
Sadly she didn’t even make it to HT.
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I’m half disappointed and half proud of the dog today.
She loved the drumming but also loved the shouting at fouls.
Sadly she didn’t even make it to HT.
She loved the drumming but also loved the shouting at fouls.
Sadly she didn’t even make it to HT.
From this mornings walk.
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
From this mornings walk.
That’s one hell of a tail.
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
That’s one hell of a tail.
A bit too much TIPA before the game but wound it down now.
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A bit too much TIPA before the game but wound it down now.
Your fireworks are shite man.
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Your fireworks are shite man.
Breakfast eaten so nap time for these two.
Meanwhile I’m stuck here on my phone.
Meanwhile I’m stuck here on my phone.
November 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Breakfast eaten so nap time for these two.
Meanwhile I’m stuck here on my phone.
Meanwhile I’m stuck here on my phone.
Apparently it’s Halloween.
The cat wasn’t happy about it until it was in his dish.
The cat wasn’t happy about it until it was in his dish.
October 31, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Apparently it’s Halloween.
The cat wasn’t happy about it until it was in his dish.
The cat wasn’t happy about it until it was in his dish.
Woken by a slightly bigger snoot today.
I think he kicked my hound off the bed at 5.30.
I think he kicked my hound off the bed at 5.30.
October 27, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Woken by a slightly bigger snoot today.
I think he kicked my hound off the bed at 5.30.
I think he kicked my hound off the bed at 5.30.
What a great day for a dog this was!
October 24, 2025 at 7:55 AM
What a great day for a dog this was!
I should have asked this bloke on the train last week where he bought his beauties from.
October 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I should have asked this bloke on the train last week where he bought his beauties from.
I’ve got a wedding this weekend and am wearing my corduroy suit for the first time so need to decide shoes.
I think the dark brown suede shoes are too similar to the suit, the tan brogues too different so either burgundy brogues or mid brown suede boots.
Decisions, decisions…
I think the dark brown suede shoes are too similar to the suit, the tan brogues too different so either burgundy brogues or mid brown suede boots.
Decisions, decisions…
October 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’ve got a wedding this weekend and am wearing my corduroy suit for the first time so need to decide shoes.
I think the dark brown suede shoes are too similar to the suit, the tan brogues too different so either burgundy brogues or mid brown suede boots.
Decisions, decisions…
I think the dark brown suede shoes are too similar to the suit, the tan brogues too different so either burgundy brogues or mid brown suede boots.
Decisions, decisions…
I’ve not been into Didsbury for ages.
I’ll just have a pint in the Didsbury…oh, It’s Greene King.
I always preferred the Old Cock anyway…oh, it’s Greene King.
Fortunately the Beartown Tap Room is there now.
I’ll just have a pint in the Didsbury…oh, It’s Greene King.
I always preferred the Old Cock anyway…oh, it’s Greene King.
Fortunately the Beartown Tap Room is there now.
October 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’ve not been into Didsbury for ages.
I’ll just have a pint in the Didsbury…oh, It’s Greene King.
I always preferred the Old Cock anyway…oh, it’s Greene King.
Fortunately the Beartown Tap Room is there now.
I’ll just have a pint in the Didsbury…oh, It’s Greene King.
I always preferred the Old Cock anyway…oh, it’s Greene King.
Fortunately the Beartown Tap Room is there now.
You called?
It’s rare anyone uses my full name.
It’s rare anyone uses my full name.
October 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You called?
It’s rare anyone uses my full name.
It’s rare anyone uses my full name.
Why does my coffee appear to have a sperm in it after I’ve just taken a sip?
The only male I’ve been close to today is the cat and he had his balls off before we got him.
The only male I’ve been close to today is the cat and he had his balls off before we got him.
October 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Why does my coffee appear to have a sperm in it after I’ve just taken a sip?
The only male I’ve been close to today is the cat and he had his balls off before we got him.
The only male I’ve been close to today is the cat and he had his balls off before we got him.
I stumbled on this in my phone so thought I’d share it.
Artist credited bottom right.
Artist credited bottom right.
October 15, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I stumbled on this in my phone so thought I’d share it.
Artist credited bottom right.
Artist credited bottom right.
Thanks.
I’m only a little upset I can’t find the orange hat print on a bag.
I’m only a little upset I can’t find the orange hat print on a bag.
October 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Thanks.
I’m only a little upset I can’t find the orange hat print on a bag.
I’m only a little upset I can’t find the orange hat print on a bag.
I’m pretty sure it’s you that’s bought a bag that captures the vibe you’re aiming for this winter.
October 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I’m pretty sure it’s you that’s bought a bag that captures the vibe you’re aiming for this winter.
2 years since we brought this girl into our house.
I think it’s safe to say she feels at home.
I think it’s safe to say she feels at home.
October 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
2 years since we brought this girl into our house.
I think it’s safe to say she feels at home.
I think it’s safe to say she feels at home.
Coach was 58 when he started in Cheers.
October 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Coach was 58 when he started in Cheers.
They’re getting proper cosy together nowadays.
In reality they’re just jockeying for position with the human.
In reality they’re just jockeying for position with the human.
October 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
They’re getting proper cosy together nowadays.
In reality they’re just jockeying for position with the human.
In reality they’re just jockeying for position with the human.
Black pudding with Black Bomber and White Pudding with Charcoal Cheddar.
No room for segregation on my plate.
No room for segregation on my plate.
October 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Black pudding with Black Bomber and White Pudding with Charcoal Cheddar.
No room for segregation on my plate.
No room for segregation on my plate.
Is there an acceptable way to move these two to allow me to make my tea?
I had pudding, chips and gravy at 2 but am desperate for a snack.
I had pudding, chips and gravy at 2 but am desperate for a snack.
October 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Is there an acceptable way to move these two to allow me to make my tea?
I had pudding, chips and gravy at 2 but am desperate for a snack.
I had pudding, chips and gravy at 2 but am desperate for a snack.
