Ed
@bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social
Full Time Flaneur:
A man of leisure, idler, urban explorer and connoisseur of the street.
A man of leisure, idler, urban explorer and connoisseur of the street.
Enunciate Evan, Enunciate!
I love a self narrated biography and this one is excellent. I’m just struggling with Evan reading it in his usual East Coast drawl.
I love a self narrated biography and this one is excellent. I’m just struggling with Evan reading it in his usual East Coast drawl.
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Enunciate Evan, Enunciate!
I love a self narrated biography and this one is excellent. I’m just struggling with Evan reading it in his usual East Coast drawl.
I love a self narrated biography and this one is excellent. I’m just struggling with Evan reading it in his usual East Coast drawl.
In here to read people moaning about it being cold in winter.
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 AM
In here to read people moaning about it being cold in winter.
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I’m a Celeb is on here so I’ve opened a broon ale.
Re Aitch, just remember he calls town Manny. I know nothing else about him.
Re Aitch, just remember he calls town Manny. I know nothing else about him.
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I’m a Celeb is on here so I’ve opened a broon ale.
Re Aitch, just remember he calls town Manny. I know nothing else about him.
Re Aitch, just remember he calls town Manny. I know nothing else about him.
Is Tommy T not getting the badge in?
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Is Tommy T not getting the badge in?
I’m half disappointed and half proud of the dog today.
She loved the drumming but also loved the shouting at fouls.
Sadly she didn’t even make it to HT.
She loved the drumming but also loved the shouting at fouls.
Sadly she didn’t even make it to HT.
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I’m half disappointed and half proud of the dog today.
She loved the drumming but also loved the shouting at fouls.
Sadly she didn’t even make it to HT.
She loved the drumming but also loved the shouting at fouls.
Sadly she didn’t even make it to HT.
I don’t think I like 10 different things.
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I don’t think I like 10 different things.
Todays quandary.
Do I run with the dog so I’m in the rain for less time or walk so I can wear better wet weather clothing.
I’m thinking the latter tbh.
Do I run with the dog so I’m in the rain for less time or walk so I can wear better wet weather clothing.
I’m thinking the latter tbh.
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Todays quandary.
Do I run with the dog so I’m in the rain for less time or walk so I can wear better wet weather clothing.
I’m thinking the latter tbh.
Do I run with the dog so I’m in the rain for less time or walk so I can wear better wet weather clothing.
I’m thinking the latter tbh.
Cats do really divide this place.
Since posting my last image of Tom it’s had a load of likes but I also have 10 blocks.
Since posting my last image of Tom it’s had a load of likes but I also have 10 blocks.
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Cats do really divide this place.
Since posting my last image of Tom it’s had a load of likes but I also have 10 blocks.
Since posting my last image of Tom it’s had a load of likes but I also have 10 blocks.
To add to the controversy re the disallowed goal on Sunday the linesman is called Burt.
November 11, 2025 at 8:18 AM
To add to the controversy re the disallowed goal on Sunday the linesman is called Burt.
From this mornings walk.
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
From this mornings walk.
That’s one hell of a tail.
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
That’s one hell of a tail.
A bit too much TIPA before the game but wound it down now.
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A bit too much TIPA before the game but wound it down now.
The train is heaving for a change.
I’ve just worked out it’s Christmas Markets wankers.
I’ve just worked out it’s Christmas Markets wankers.
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The train is heaving for a change.
I’ve just worked out it’s Christmas Markets wankers.
I’ve just worked out it’s Christmas Markets wankers.
My fault.
I figured if the cat could sniff and see they didn’t want any parkin crumbs then the dog could have it.
Pacquiao paws from the cat proved otherwise. The dog can handle fireworks but not that cat!
I figured if the cat could sniff and see they didn’t want any parkin crumbs then the dog could have it.
Pacquiao paws from the cat proved otherwise. The dog can handle fireworks but not that cat!
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My fault.
I figured if the cat could sniff and see they didn’t want any parkin crumbs then the dog could have it.
Pacquiao paws from the cat proved otherwise. The dog can handle fireworks but not that cat!
I figured if the cat could sniff and see they didn’t want any parkin crumbs then the dog could have it.
Pacquiao paws from the cat proved otherwise. The dog can handle fireworks but not that cat!
Same again this week.
No traitors spoilers please.
No traitors spoilers please.
A quandary.
Do I watch the football or Traitors on catch up?
Do I watch the football or Traitors on catch up?
November 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Same again this week.
No traitors spoilers please.
No traitors spoilers please.
Don’t forget to put your hoods up so fireworks don’t land in them.
November 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Don’t forget to put your hoods up so fireworks don’t land in them.
Your fireworks are shite man.
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Your fireworks are shite man.
Footballers never used to look around the pitch until someone invented scanning.
November 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Footballers never used to look around the pitch until someone invented scanning.
I missed this yesterday.
I guess I should get an Twitter to see the rumours, they can’t be that many 31 year old football agents.
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
I guess I should get an Twitter to see the rumours, they can’t be that many 31 year old football agents.
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
Agent arrested after Premier League footballer threatened with a gun
A football agent is arrested after allegedly threatening a Premier League footballer with a gun.
www.bbc.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I missed this yesterday.
I guess I should get an Twitter to see the rumours, they can’t be that many 31 year old football agents.
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
I guess I should get an Twitter to see the rumours, they can’t be that many 31 year old football agents.
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
Breakfast eaten so nap time for these two.
Meanwhile I’m stuck here on my phone.
Meanwhile I’m stuck here on my phone.
November 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Breakfast eaten so nap time for these two.
Meanwhile I’m stuck here on my phone.
Meanwhile I’m stuck here on my phone.
I think a brisk dog walk in the sun has made me far too optimistic about the level of coat I need at the football later.
…when I’m sat still after sunset.
…when I’m sat still after sunset.
November 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I think a brisk dog walk in the sun has made me far too optimistic about the level of coat I need at the football later.
…when I’m sat still after sunset.
…when I’m sat still after sunset.
Yep, cling film isn’t tough enough to stop cats.
We have a chicken filled puss but the visitors may go hungry. I’m not sure how much he had.
We have a chicken filled puss but the visitors may go hungry. I’m not sure how much he had.
October 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Yep, cling film isn’t tough enough to stop cats.
We have a chicken filled puss but the visitors may go hungry. I’m not sure how much he had.
We have a chicken filled puss but the visitors may go hungry. I’m not sure how much he had.
Apparently it’s Halloween.
The cat wasn’t happy about it until it was in his dish.
The cat wasn’t happy about it until it was in his dish.
October 31, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Apparently it’s Halloween.
The cat wasn’t happy about it until it was in his dish.
The cat wasn’t happy about it until it was in his dish.
If Mrs Doyle doesn’t get a job in Roy’s Rolls pushing cups of tea then I’ll be irked.
October 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If Mrs Doyle doesn’t get a job in Roy’s Rolls pushing cups of tea then I’ll be irked.