Ed
@bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social
Full Time Flaneur:
A man of leisure, idler, urban explorer and connoisseur of the street.
A man of leisure, idler, urban explorer and connoisseur of the street.
Now working in the morning makes the nights more enjoyable.
December 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Now working in the morning makes the nights more enjoyable.
Is there a bigger misnomer than indestructible dog toy?
December 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Is there a bigger misnomer than indestructible dog toy?
Right…bedtime.
Need to be fresh tomorrow for whatever the day brings. Looks like a run, dinner, nap, pub and food shopping.
Need to be fresh tomorrow for whatever the day brings. Looks like a run, dinner, nap, pub and food shopping.
December 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Right…bedtime.
Need to be fresh tomorrow for whatever the day brings. Looks like a run, dinner, nap, pub and food shopping.
Need to be fresh tomorrow for whatever the day brings. Looks like a run, dinner, nap, pub and food shopping.
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Santa, when his sleigh goes missing.
REIJNDERRRRRRRRSSSSSSS
December 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Santa, when his sleigh goes missing.
Serious fowl on Cherki there.
December 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Serious fowl on Cherki there.
Yesterdays early morning dog walk started at 1.45 so it was after 6 before I ate properly.
This is a much better starting point then two slices of toast and then 1 (ONE) biscuit for dinner.
This is a much better starting point then two slices of toast and then 1 (ONE) biscuit for dinner.
December 27, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Yesterdays early morning dog walk started at 1.45 so it was after 6 before I ate properly.
This is a much better starting point then two slices of toast and then 1 (ONE) biscuit for dinner.
This is a much better starting point then two slices of toast and then 1 (ONE) biscuit for dinner.
When you choose your beer based on the can matching your new pyjamas.
December 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
When you choose your beer based on the can matching your new pyjamas.
I see people happy they’re at home rather than in the pub where they used to be on Christmas Eve.
I’m half in agreement however we have The Last Leg on. I’m tempted to head to the pub in my joggers and sweatshirt, it’s that bad.
I’m half in agreement however we have The Last Leg on. I’m tempted to head to the pub in my joggers and sweatshirt, it’s that bad.
December 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I see people happy they’re at home rather than in the pub where they used to be on Christmas Eve.
I’m half in agreement however we have The Last Leg on. I’m tempted to head to the pub in my joggers and sweatshirt, it’s that bad.
I’m half in agreement however we have The Last Leg on. I’m tempted to head to the pub in my joggers and sweatshirt, it’s that bad.
First beer on Christmas Eve and looks like I poured it from the top of our stairs.
December 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
First beer on Christmas Eve and looks like I poured it from the top of our stairs.
Santa, when his sleigh goes missing.
REIJNDERRRRRRRRSSSSSSS
December 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Santa, when his sleigh goes missing.
Sat in my sister in laws and can see the neighbours opposite have changed their flag.
It’s usual an LFC one but now it’s a St Georges Cross.
Scouse not English?
It’s usual an LFC one but now it’s a St Georges Cross.
Scouse not English?
December 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Sat in my sister in laws and can see the neighbours opposite have changed their flag.
It’s usual an LFC one but now it’s a St Georges Cross.
Scouse not English?
It’s usual an LFC one but now it’s a St Georges Cross.
Scouse not English?
I do appreciate that saying I only eat bacon on special occasions doesn’t really consider the pigs concept of a special occasion.
The Dog and Cat are well happy though.
The Dog and Cat are well happy though.
December 24, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I do appreciate that saying I only eat bacon on special occasions doesn’t really consider the pigs concept of a special occasion.
The Dog and Cat are well happy though.
The Dog and Cat are well happy though.
Arf.
The last coffee in my advent calendar is decaff 😂
The last coffee in my advent calendar is decaff 😂
December 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Arf.
The last coffee in my advent calendar is decaff 😂
The last coffee in my advent calendar is decaff 😂
Before 9am and I’ve:
Done and hung up a wash
Conpleted a supermarket shop
Finished a 4.5 mile dog walk
I’m wondering whether to head to the butchers or have a nap.
Done and hung up a wash
Conpleted a supermarket shop
Finished a 4.5 mile dog walk
I’m wondering whether to head to the butchers or have a nap.
December 23, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Before 9am and I’ve:
Done and hung up a wash
Conpleted a supermarket shop
Finished a 4.5 mile dog walk
I’m wondering whether to head to the butchers or have a nap.
Done and hung up a wash
Conpleted a supermarket shop
Finished a 4.5 mile dog walk
I’m wondering whether to head to the butchers or have a nap.
It’s a bit early but not too early to steam my panties, ready for Christmas.
December 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It’s a bit early but not too early to steam my panties, ready for Christmas.
Crikey…I didn’t think I’d ever get here but my first pension payment has been made today.
It’s only a small DB one but feels like a bonus as it’s from a job I left over 25 years ago.
It’s only a small DB one but feels like a bonus as it’s from a job I left over 25 years ago.
December 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Crikey…I didn’t think I’d ever get here but my first pension payment has been made today.
It’s only a small DB one but feels like a bonus as it’s from a job I left over 25 years ago.
It’s only a small DB one but feels like a bonus as it’s from a job I left over 25 years ago.
I think Refcam could be enhanced by adding some Peep Show style commentary.
December 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I think Refcam could be enhanced by adding some Peep Show style commentary.
He looks happy but he’s sulking.
No idea where he got it from but he’s just come through the cat flap with a partially cooked full chicken breast.
It’s been confiscated.
No idea where he got it from but he’s just come through the cat flap with a partially cooked full chicken breast.
It’s been confiscated.
December 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
He looks happy but he’s sulking.
No idea where he got it from but he’s just come through the cat flap with a partially cooked full chicken breast.
It’s been confiscated.
No idea where he got it from but he’s just come through the cat flap with a partially cooked full chicken breast.
It’s been confiscated.
Lol at me.
I figured getting to a pub I’m picking up some boxed beers from an hour early allowed me time to have a couple of cheap cask ales.
Nobody told me the pub was hosting a music school and performances included toddlers who had never seen a piano before with their one finger renditions.
I figured getting to a pub I’m picking up some boxed beers from an hour early allowed me time to have a couple of cheap cask ales.
Nobody told me the pub was hosting a music school and performances included toddlers who had never seen a piano before with their one finger renditions.
December 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Lol at me.
I figured getting to a pub I’m picking up some boxed beers from an hour early allowed me time to have a couple of cheap cask ales.
Nobody told me the pub was hosting a music school and performances included toddlers who had never seen a piano before with their one finger renditions.
I figured getting to a pub I’m picking up some boxed beers from an hour early allowed me time to have a couple of cheap cask ales.
Nobody told me the pub was hosting a music school and performances included toddlers who had never seen a piano before with their one finger renditions.
An odd train ride home yesterday.
An indian couple sat opposite me and then we were joined by some Tommy 10 names type lads.
I started talking to the couple as I was a little concerned re the lads.
We were having a decent chat until they brought it around to religion and my view on homosexuality.
An indian couple sat opposite me and then we were joined by some Tommy 10 names type lads.
I started talking to the couple as I was a little concerned re the lads.
We were having a decent chat until they brought it around to religion and my view on homosexuality.
December 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
An odd train ride home yesterday.
An indian couple sat opposite me and then we were joined by some Tommy 10 names type lads.
I started talking to the couple as I was a little concerned re the lads.
We were having a decent chat until they brought it around to religion and my view on homosexuality.
An indian couple sat opposite me and then we were joined by some Tommy 10 names type lads.
I started talking to the couple as I was a little concerned re the lads.
We were having a decent chat until they brought it around to religion and my view on homosexuality.
These are decent, from The Aldi.
December 20, 2025 at 11:48 AM
These are decent, from The Aldi.
Yep, my first thought when drinking this was it seems more like a fresh tomato than a sun dried one.
December 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Yep, my first thought when drinking this was it seems more like a fresh tomato than a sun dried one.
Klopps teeth in that Trivago ad 😂
a man in a suit and tie is wearing sunglasses and giving the middle finger .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is wearing sunglasses and giving the middle finger .
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Klopps teeth in that Trivago ad 😂
That day was a lot longer than planned so rather than rush around having a shower, tea and heading out it’s cans in front of Worlds Strongest Man.
December 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
That day was a lot longer than planned so rather than rush around having a shower, tea and heading out it’s cans in front of Worlds Strongest Man.