Tobias (Gerard's Way)
@bluebunnyblues.bsky.social
they/them/any • partnered² • panromantic demisexual • 📒🕊️🍆🕷️
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A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible.
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
shorturl.at/mcfqd
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
shorturl.at/mcfqd
Somebody Needs to Tell Trump Everybody Is Laughing at Him
His worst fear has already come true.
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December 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible.
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
shorturl.at/mcfqd
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
shorturl.at/mcfqd
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What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
I need a cart battery that's any way related to Howl's Moving Castle so I can call it my Penndragon
November 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I need a cart battery that's any way related to Howl's Moving Castle so I can call it my Penndragon
Before and after losing both my pasties to the Hawthorn theater pit last Sunday during my first concert, feels like a night I could write a song abt frfr /hj #apesofthestate #localnewslegend #pigeonpit #noogy
October 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Before and after losing both my pasties to the Hawthorn theater pit last Sunday during my first concert, feels like a night I could write a song abt frfr /hj #apesofthestate #localnewslegend #pigeonpit #noogy
sorry, boss, I can't come into work today; I forgot to wear sunscreen so I've banished myself to the shadows. I hope you understand
July 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
sorry, boss, I can't come into work today; I forgot to wear sunscreen so I've banished myself to the shadows. I hope you understand
Has META behaved yet?? I've been dying to reinstall Instagram bc I honestly miss that posting format sooo much rn but I don't wanna support bad people :(
April 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Has META behaved yet?? I've been dying to reinstall Instagram bc I honestly miss that posting format sooo much rn but I don't wanna support bad people :(
feeling like an extrovert trapped in a painfully anxious brain trapped in a hot body and idk what to do w it
April 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
feeling like an extrovert trapped in a painfully anxious brain trapped in a hot body and idk what to do w it
Day 74023791280349 of wanting a MMORPG Spiderman PC/PS5 game with Insomniac like graffics (or made by Insomniac) but it's Spider-verse and every player makes a spidersona and everyone adventures through different dimensions/servers doing quests
March 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Day 74023791280349 of wanting a MMORPG Spiderman PC/PS5 game with Insomniac like graffics (or made by Insomniac) but it's Spider-verse and every player makes a spidersona and everyone adventures through different dimensions/servers doing quests
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"It's almost impossible to believe he exists.
It's as if you took everything that was bad about America, scraped it off the floor, put it in an old hot dog skin & taught it to make noises with its mouth"
#PRESIDEMENTIA
It's as if you took everything that was bad about America, scraped it off the floor, put it in an old hot dog skin & taught it to make noises with its mouth"
#PRESIDEMENTIA
February 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"It's almost impossible to believe he exists.
It's as if you took everything that was bad about America, scraped it off the floor, put it in an old hot dog skin & taught it to make noises with its mouth"
#PRESIDEMENTIA
It's as if you took everything that was bad about America, scraped it off the floor, put it in an old hot dog skin & taught it to make noises with its mouth"
#PRESIDEMENTIA
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I will not be the frog who makes exceptions for scorpions who seem nice.
February 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I will not be the frog who makes exceptions for scorpions who seem nice.
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Please Participate If You Can. Kindly Repost! 💙😎
February 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Please Participate If You Can. Kindly Repost! 💙😎
I could be using my intuition for good, instead I use it to get the specific card I want in the Pokemon Pocket wonderpick
February 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I could be using my intuition for good, instead I use it to get the specific card I want in the Pokemon Pocket wonderpick
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Loseeerrrrr *affectionately*
January 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Loseeerrrrr *affectionately*
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I kept this screenshot assuming someday we might be asked to forget.
January 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I kept this screenshot assuming someday we might be asked to forget.
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✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨
January 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨
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Toby is, in fact, a delightful strawberry. 🍓😂
January 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Toby is, in fact, a delightful strawberry. 🍓😂
at least he can't be elected ever again, this being his second term and all
January 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
at least he can't be elected ever again, this being his second term and all
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They only like thing that don't make sense.
January 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
They only like thing that don't make sense.
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From the Twitter archives.
January 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
From the Twitter archives.
so weird seeing "the 2020 trend" come back as someone who never stopped in the first place, like I'm glad everyone's on the same page again but like y'all didn't have to stop? Just cuz it wasn't trending? I'm super happy for it but at the same time it feels odd, y'kno?
January 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
so weird seeing "the 2020 trend" come back as someone who never stopped in the first place, like I'm glad everyone's on the same page again but like y'all didn't have to stop? Just cuz it wasn't trending? I'm super happy for it but at the same time it feels odd, y'kno?
I'm so fucking. Fucking what u ask? Tired. Because I'm tired of fucking. Fucking who, u ask? Ur mom
December 30, 2024 at 11:51 PM
I'm so fucking. Fucking what u ask? Tired. Because I'm tired of fucking. Fucking who, u ask? Ur mom